Heheh.. he said "hole in one".

Massive props to the headline writer.

Probably jealous.

Or rigged.

Why the hell do they have a link to The View in this story?

That's farking hilarious.

Hah...ha...ha...
A hole... in one.
I want to put a hole in a liberal.

oh it changes

And now having actually read the article, I can say that the headline is misleading. Amusing, but misleading.

LOL at Bisifiniti for having to read the article to get the joke. Just kidding, of course.

I hear the Texas Fark Party will have similar tents......

Saw this on the Fox Report... apparently the local polizia was stalking out the place for a whole 3 weeks before they could figure out why all the golfers were, er, darting in and out of the tents... or would that be darting in and out IN the tents?

This would've been perfectly legal if they'd done it about 150 miles northeast, inside NV. Dumbasses.

I love golf. don't need to pay for sex, but what a great idea. Some people just think up the coolest things.

Apparently the tough thing at this golf course was to finish all 18 holes.

(Is it just me, or does the fallen shoe in the picture in Unbrchain's post above make it look like she's slipped on a dog dirt?)

This puts the site for the course in a whole new perspective. "Range service? Professional scoring? Eh? Eh? Nudge nudge, wink wink?"

wow they do banquets and weddings also
how nice

http://www.hiddenvalleygolf.com/banq-wed.htm

I wonder if they do divorces also??

Eeek: Shouldn't you be trying to go OVER par on this course? I mean.. If I'm only getting 72 strokes in (and out), I'd feel I was being cheated, depending on what they were paying for greens fees.

Ah I crack myself up

Does the pro shaft offer shaft repair?

Dammit! I played in a tournament there 2 months ago and all I got was a hat and t-shirt!

un-farking fair!

I like the fact that the local T.V. station sent a helicopter to check on the hooker tents.

"Fire up the chopper boys, theres hookers in them there hills"

There's so many jokes swimming around in my head...should I post the one about the 9-wood? The seniors tournament? The triple bogey? No, I think I'll just leave.

I wonder if most of the players used woods?

bada-bing!

cha-ching!

ka-pow!

(Witty comments omitted.)

We used to have an annual tournament in Houston during which each golfer was provided a dancer from one of the local boobies bars to drive his cart. Nudity ensued. I don't think anyone ever got arrested, but none of the clubs will host it anymore, so it's been discontinued.

Why the hell is prostitution illegal, anyway? Oh, let me guess. For the children.

Hooray for legislating morality and criminalizing victimless acts! whoohoo!

"if selling is legal, and sex is legal, why is selling sex illegal?"- some comic.

Also said by George Carlin.

Well at least the miniature golf parks are still safe

How about those ball washers

In an unrelated story, the LPGA has announced it's version of the Masters: The Mistresses.

Wonder if the golfers get their golfballs kissed for good luck??!

From the "What's new" page:

What's New @ Hidden Hidden Valley Golf Club

In our continued efforts to provide the best customer service and amenities with your round of golf, Hidden Valley Golf Club is now offering complimentary shoeshine! Whether your visiting us to play a round of golf or just coming up for lunch make sure to give yourself an extra five minutes and get your shoes professionally shined by one of our professional shoe shine attendants.

-Man, do I even need to make a joke on that one?

....Wonder if they employ a ballwasher named Rocco, heh heh.

From http://www.hiddenvalleygolf.com/

Make sure to ask about our "special coordinator incentive" for booking your event @ Hidden Valley Golf Club!

"Expect more and we will deliver"