What was her name and address?

If she was charging for it, she's not really a slave, just a prostitute, no?

I bought a sex slave through Craigslist once. Turns out you have to feed them, so its really not worth it.

Did you get a refund or did she die?

All joking aside. I think its wrong for any adult male to have sex with a girl that fat.

Just looking at a still image, I can still hear her thighs rubbing together.

strangeguitar: All joking aside. I think its wrong for any adult male to have sex with a girl that fat.

Action Replay Nick: Just looking at a still image, I can still hear her thighs rubbing together.

And if she's that big at 16, imagine when she hits 25, 30. Isn't sex supposed to burn off calories?

/I don't need a ticket ecmo, I have a hell bus pass

I'm starting to think the hood is for the officer's protection, not to mention the general public.

$125 per hour? Bargain rates, those are. Of course, now they'll get her to spill details on who farked her, so they can round the pervs up and prosecute them for raping a minor.

I'd pay her $150/hr to hit the Stairmaster.

Business must've been ok... she looks well fed.

..ewwwww

"I sentence you to 20 hours at the gym per week."

strangeguitar: All joking aside. I think its wrong for any adult male to have sex with a girl that fat.

Made me cough up a perfectly good bong hit with THAT one, old boy.

"It's unusual to find juveniles that are doing this," said Columbus vice Sgt. Stan Latta. "She was doing this on her own. She wasn't being compelled or forced to do this."

Wait, so why does the title refer to her as a "sex slave?"

The word "prostitute" just isn't alliterative enough?

I don't know what more funny, that she was working probably less than 10 miles from me or the comments so far in this thread.

strangeguitar and Action Replay Nick have already won the thread.

I'd pay her $125 to not get naked.

God, I'm getting laughing cramps from the headline alone.

/been practicing on that tongue twister for far too long recently

ecmoRandomNumbers: strangeguitar: All joking aside. I think its wrong for any adult male to have sex with a girl that fat.

Action Replay Nick: Just looking at a still image, I can still hear her thighs rubbing together.

I know a travel agent who can get you two seats together on the bus to hell.

Man, you guys are cold. :)

Sign me up for a seat too. I laughed my arse off.

You're all so hillarious! I get it, she's fat! HAHA! Great!

/fark off, every single one of you
//newsflash: THE WORLD HAS CHANGED

16-year-old girl arrested for selling self as sex slave

That's hot

Fatty fat fat fat.

SomeBigFarkingMan:

Need some flour?

Yup, Craigslist was the first thing I thought of before I RTFA.

\Casual Encounters my ass
\\I still have to read them from time to time for a good laugh.

SomeBigFarkingMan: newsflash: THE WORLD HAS CHANGED

So it's cool to be an overweight teenage whore?
Why didn't I get the memo?

Oh, and settle the fark down...it's making you look like a douche.

$125 is a bargain if you're paying by the pound /loves them chubby
// my first slashies

heinousjay; I agreed until I saw the picture.

/I'm under 18! I can say that!

I was gonna come here and say "a girl's gotta eat", but after seeing the pic, I don't need to tell anybody that...

SomeBigFarkingMan

No, see, you're a guy. Guys being fat is ok.

/Double standards for all!

awww man.. does this mean I can't even use craigs list anymore without the risk of getting busted? wtf? what is this country coming to? How am I going to get any action now? Women don't talk to me cause I'm too ugly, heck even the sl0ts I meet on craigs demand I put a paper bag on my head so they don't have to look at me while I hit it...

I thought Ohio was gung ho on free enterprise?

No extra charge.

SomeBigFarkingMan

I see from your profile, sir, that you are a cow. While I understand that being plump and juicy is all the rage among modern cows, especially those in the movies these days, but humans prefer women in smaller sizes.

/I know how unfunny this is but couldn't stop writing it for some reason. You'll all suffer with me.

What is the price of a 16 year old sex slave on the open market?

lordargent: And if she's that big at 16, imagine when she hits 25, 30. Isn't sex supposed to burn off calories?

Damn, imagine how big she was before she started farking for cash!

/wish I could Fark for cash...

The pigs should just leave these poor women alone. They are not hurting anyone. And better they sell their wares on craigslist than on the street corner out front.

eqtworld: What is the price of a 16 year old sex slave on the open market?

About the same as a healthy white baby.
For a discount, you can get a Korean born with its heart on the outside.

eqtworld: What is the price of a 16 year old sex slave on the open market?

What, didn't you read the article??

SUBMITTER WINS AT LIFE!!!


/best title ever

SomeBigFarkingMan
You're all so hillarious! I get it, she's fat! HAHA! Great!

/fark off, every single one of you
//newsflash: THE WORLD HAS CHANGED

You get so cranky when you're hungry...

When your sex slave starts moo'ing you know there's gotta be something up.

Anyone else looking at craigslist right now? You know, out of innocent curiosity?

Slackfumasta
What, didn't you read the article??

I think he was asking the cost to own, not the rental price.

See, always lock your sex slave up in the basement - that way she can't advertise on certain websites.

/All the obvious funny jokes were taken.

If you think she's hard on the eyes, imagine the guys who're having to pay for it with her. I'm thinking two jiggling masses of jelly colliding with all the majesty of a pair of glaciers, possibly with some Wagner playing away in the background... or maybe the actual farking is accomplished with the aid of men with winches and VERY carefully angled mirrors.

Ew. The thought's enough to (almost!) put me off sex myself.

/ one, please.

If you think she's bad, just imagine what kind of dude is paying to sleep with her.

They must be giving those whores a bucket of fried chicken along with their bag of crack.

...missed it by that much.

$125 an hour is not the price for a sex slave. That is the hourly rate for a hooker.

An actual sex slave would have a one time up front cost, then just the price of food and clothing as long as you want to keep the slave alive. (maybe medial care too, if the slave is very expensive, or hard working you might want to invest in maintenance)

Uhhh... You don't pay your slaves. That's Rule #1 of slaving.

I need the bleach for my eyes after the picture. The jacket wasn't thick enough!

did they check in the rolls of fat to see if any customers had tried to hide from the police?

Who told her that she could earn $125.00 an hour with that body? Maybe they said it cost that much to feed her??

I like sex slaves.

Craigs list was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like sex slaves.

I took my 200 sex slaves home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really
bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the sex slaves were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Maybe it was the big thighs.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap sex slaves.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead sex slaves lying all over my
room, tied to the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet sex slave and 199 dead, dry sex slaves.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead sex slave in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two sex slaves at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet sex slave in my toilet, two dead, frozen sex slaves in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred sex slaves in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my sex slaves and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my sex slaves. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred goths. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

I like sex slaves

Nothing is new. Thirty years ago one of my 13 year old Jr. High students did the same thing. She had some help from an adult male who set her up in the ap't.

$125 is a bargain if you're paying by the pound

Ex_Philly_Guy wins! Flawless victory!

"I thought Ohio was gung ho on free enterprise?"

They might be. But she wasn't giving it away for free...and they weren't getting any taxes from her income. ;>

I was gonna come here and say "a girl's gotta eat", but after seeing the pic, I don't need to tell anybody that...

Yeah, but it's ok to take a breather from the ol' feed trough, too.

calif doofus
Who told her that she could earn $125.00 an hour with that body? Maybe they said it cost that much to feed her??

*golf clap*

On the streets of Bombay or Calcutta, you can buy the whole girl for $150. I understand they are cheaper in the outlying villages, but the roads are so bad, the savings might not be worth the wear and tear on your car.

I'm against trying kids as adults. This young lady needs a good spanking!

SomeBigFarkingMan


Do you find fat whores attractive?

I'm sure it pays better than being a BURGER KING or TACO BELL slave.

Anyway Honey, if your reading this, go to where the money is when you turn 18.

At least she doesn't have sharp knees.


/built in knee pads

Ok, so she's obviously not what we'd call a hottie. But, "she likes to do the wild thing..."

/RTFA, sad
//she should have been going to school
///and she could have worked at a legal, part-time job

Anyone else get the ad for the Warwick\Seltz lawfirm? Teh funnay.

"Conveniently effective. Aggressively free. Frequently qualified. If justice could click, it would click here."

Did he hire the Tick to write his ad?

jafiwam
Damn its been a while since I read that. Its just s funny now (slightly edited) as it was when I first read it years ago.

dammit jafiwam, now I'm trying to figure out where the original is from.

/hehe, monkeys.

WTF? Where the hell is submitter getting "sex slave" out of "charging $125 for sex"? That's called prostitution, not slavery. Jeez.

Where's the guy offerng $150/hr to do a stairmaster?! I'll do it!

/This thread is useless with pics...
//And just downright depressing

SomeBigFarkingMan: You're all so hillarious! I get it, she's fat! HAHA! Great!

/fark off, every single one of you
//newsflash: THE WORLD HAS CHANGED

Dude, it is ok. You're not a chick.

Girls! It is NOT ok for you to be fat! Sorry.

*golf clap for headline*

I,for one, welcome our chubby,overpriced, whoring overloards.

umm. that's "overlords"

SomeBigFarkingMan

It's not okay to be a fatass, if you're a woman OR a man. Go on a farking diet.

palehorse95,

Don't you mean overLARDs?

Alexis - If she was charging for it, she's not really a slave, just a prostitute, no?

That's how she listed herself on Craigslist -- it actually said "sexual servant."

I know this because -- yes -- I did click on the slide show. My morbid curiousity wanted to see more.

/Really don't think she's all that fat.

I thought the funniest part of the article was:

"Just to think someone was soliciting sex around here was kind of outrageous to me," said neighbor Jason Riley."

Dude, that happens every day... in nice neighborhoods, in poor neighborhoods... everywhere.

It's called, DATING.

I have theory. It goes like this certain girls are more likely to allow themselves to be abused and used by men then other women.

I think if a large study was done they would find a that the following girls are more likely to engage in random sex (ie not just with a boyfriend who they have been going out with for a while) and more likely to end up in abusive relationships or prostituting.

1. Girls who have been abused by family members.

2. Girls who have chemical addictions ie drug addicts either illegal or prescription drugs or alcoholics.

3. Fat girls. I think fat girls know they are fat and know that for most men they are ugly so they take what they can this lowers their self esteem to the point that they will allow men just to use them for sex. They are you mop head. Most men would prefer not to be f/u/cking them and would dump once a girl who is at the right and healthy weight level takes notice.

Parents don't let your girls get fat. Ever.

overLARDs?

ROFLMAO !!!!1!!1!one!

/fatarse
//loves fat jokes.

I bought a sex slave through Craigslist once. Turns out you have to feed them, so its really not worth it.

Did you get a refund or did she die?

"she" ?

SomeBigFarkingMan

You're all so hillarious! I get it, she's fat! HAHA! Great!

/fark off, every single one of you
//newsflash: THE WORLD HAS CHANGED

Yes, you are right. We use internal combustion engines now. Man as walked on the Moon. We have cracked the human DNA. Being obese is considered a way of life nowadays.


Get the fark out of town fatty. Ever heard of self control? Diet isn't impossible. Restraining yourself from overeating can be easily achieved. Why I lose appetite for a day just by LOOKING at a fat person.

You disgust me.

What is this "Craig's List" that you speak of?

So would that make her a cash cow?

McKeesport Beer Baron
"A Man's Gotta Eat"

It's always nice to see the old C-bus in the news. Seems to happen pretty often on fark lately.

/Ohio tag anyone?

A 16-year-old pretending to be an 18-year-old having sex for huge sums of money... Traci Lords?

Cue the creative thinkers who feel the need to protest --- "Free Willy!"

I guess this article settles the longstanding confusion on why large female teens seemingly lose it first.

Am I the only one who clicked the Warwick*Seltz ads? Their site is pretty amusing...

"I thought you said you were gonna stop drinking, Mr. Layhey?"

I'd do her if she left the burqa on

"I thought Ohio was gung ho on free enterprise?"

If there's such a thing as a gung ho, it's her.

Hold on a second... charged with "soliciting and engaging in sex"... Does anyone else find this charge a little bit odd?

To solicit something basicly means to ask for it... So, in essense, the charge is "asking for, and then having sex". Hadn't realized that either of the two were illegal.

I mean, depending on where you live, having sex with HER may be illegal, but hadn't realized that "engaging in sex", never mind asking for it was illegal anywhere.

Nekomusume

To solicit something basicly means to ask for it

"Soliciting" is the odd shorthand used in Ohio for prostitution. The text of the statute is "No person shall solicit another to engage with such other person in sexual activity for hire." (ORC 2907.24--I believe that people who prostitute or people who buy services from a prostitute are charged under this law. It's interesting to me that it's the same law, and the penalties are the same.)

I am baffled that somehow this is'nt myspace.com 's fault.

MY GOD SHE'S FAT! Good lord! Lay off the cheesecake or something.

She could drop a few pounds if she didnt swallow. Seriously, thats just sugar and carbs.

Threads like this always crack me up. I mean, yeah America is fat, I've been outside lately and looked around, but frankly, this girl doesn't look too far off average. Yeah she's chubby but hardly a chair breaker. I find it REEEEAAAAAALLY hard to believe that all you farkers sitting in your chair and farking instead of running around or going to the gym are paragons of physical perfection your selves- that you haven't hung out with, dated and ever farked girls that look like this. I know being an internet tough guy is cool and all when you're 15, but to anyone older then that who's actually gone outside and had social interactions with people (including, but not limited to sex) it just seems lame. Kind of like that scene in 40 year old virgin where the virgin is trying to talk shiat about sex and suddenly everyone looks at him all wierd. Yeah. Only in this case the innernets seem to have a near unlimited supply of socially retarded shut ins who've been rejected by girls.

Right or wrong, I've got to give the girl this. Despite all the trash you've been talking about her, not only has she been getting laid, she's been paid. I'm pretty sure a lot of you are having trouble getting laid right now for free, let alone trying to get anyone to pay you for it.

ambercat

Well put

*golf clap*

ambercat wrote:

I've been outside lately and looked around, but frankly, this girl doesn't look too far off average. Yeah she's chubby but hardly a chair breaker.

If that is the standard you find acceptable, I pray you don't have children and raise them with the same attitude. :-)

This story is great news for you tubby girls out there: apparently some men out there are so desperate that they will actually pay to have sex with you despite your lazy, flabby bodies. You just have to advertise yourself as a slave and charge a bit less. So get to it! Maybe you'll even work off the extra pounds in bed...

I pray that people who are fat can actually recognize that THEY are fat instead of pointing the finger at everyone else and going OMG FATTY over the internet. I see a whole bunch of people fatter then this outside every day- and I live in CA. I find it VEEEEERY difficult to believe that 99% of the people posting on fark are that much more physically fit then the general population. Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't be fat. FYI.

All I see is two hogs in a sack.

Very valid points, Ambercat.

BTW : You're Cute. ; )

I think she's only slightly more chunky than Katherine McPhee.

Polyhazard
"It's unusual to find juveniles that are doing this," said Columbus vice Sgt. Stan Latta. "She was doing this on her own. She wasn't being compelled or forced to do this."
Wait, so why does the title refer to her as a "sex slave?"
The word "prostitute" just isn't alliterative enough?

Nope besides if they just called her a fat whore then they would just be reporting the news, This way they make the news. The truth has nothing to do with news anymore.

Ha! My fiancee used to live in that apartment complex! It's off Steltzer, right between the airport and Easton, which, I'd assume, makes walk-ins easy.

ambercat - how much do you weigh?

This thread is useless with pics

/Liked it much better when I thought... hmmm 16 year old sex slave
//Now its ruined

ambercat: I've been outside lately and looked around, but frankly, this girl doesn't look too far off average.

JESUS CHRIST she's fat!

"It's unusual to find juveniles that are doing this," said Columbus vice Sgt. Stan Latta.

Oh really?
Maybe you should get out more, or quit feeding mis-information to the public.

Youuuusa ho!!

"All joking aside. I think its wrong for any adult male to have sex with a girl that fat."

anyone have her myspace id?!!!111

Yuck.

Here is a picture of the girl in question (with a john)...

whoops, here she is....