At 9:45 AM, too. That's one hardcore drunk.

don't think that's going to score him any points (except maybe against his license)...

I saw the same thing happen at a courthouse in VA at 10 am. The judge sent the guy home and told him he'd be thrown in jail if he was drunk again the next time.

Personally, I would have thrown him in jail right then.

I drink the fifth.

Wow, this is newsworthy.

I'd have a few before my hearing, since I've already lost faith in the justice system.

A shot in the dark here, but perhaps he has a drinking problem.

Poor guy, he really has a problem.

Capt. Obvious says he needs help!!!...

"It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off."

Nothing to see here, move along you lookie-loos.

What happened on The Man Show now?

Shucks, in my neck of tha 'hood, there were people from the subsidized apartments drinking beer at 7:30AM and smiling like fools as I'd get into my car to drive to work.

9:45AM? Late bloomer, this one.

Still, there needs to be a blinking, neon pink "Tower-Climbing Retard" tag for this guy. Sheesh.

Kassab did not even receive a lunch..

Dumbass or not, I'm pretty sure that isn't allowed. If you detain someone, I'm pretty certain you need to give them something for lunch.

/even if it is a bologna sandwich and Icy Tea
//not like I have ever had that
///twice
////five minutes for slashing

I propose a toast..

"Hero" tag in bar, unavailable for comment

I had an electronic pocket breathalyzer one time and used to periodically see how high I could make it go. It was nothing to go over .25 or .30 if I was getting real tight.

Anyway one morning I woke up for work and saw it laying on the counter so i blew in it and lo and behold, I blew a .22 at 7:30 in the morning, on my way to work?

I thought it was broken at first so I tried it a bunch more times and about 50 percent of the time I was over .08 (legal limit) when I was going to work.

I never have gotten a DWI but I can see how this could happen.

Yeah, but did he drive to his hearing?

A distant acquaintance of mine was arrested on a DUI and obviously had to appear in court. Apparently, when they called out his name and the crime accused, the entire room made its best attempt to stifle laughter:

"Bruschi [BREW-skee], accused of Driving Under the Influence?"

As Kassab repeatedly apologized, Lunsford told him that until his sentencing, he is not allowed to drink any alcohol, to be inside any establishment that serves or sells alcoholic beverages, or to even be near someone who is drinking alcohol.

Why don't they just kill him?

at least he showed up...

"Bruschi [BREW-skee], accused of Driving Under the Influence?"

Let me start it...

"I P Freely, accused of public urination"

What's wrong with having a few beers in the courtroom? It's not like there is anything else to do other than listen to the lawyers and judge prattle on.

But is it illegal to do that?

It sounds like this guy was going to get the book thrown at him anyway.

"Yuv bin farteen, accused of disturbing the peace."

pixistick: Yuv bin farteen, accused of disturbing the peace."


Stop it. Or will send Ivana kutyurcokoff to your house.

Those whacky alcholics! give him some asprin and send em on his way!

Crazy drunks. They're funny .

a few years ago i saw one of our local judges at the bar so intoxicated his wife had to help him walk. i mean stagger. to the bar for another.
following that fun experience i was in court for a minor traffic violation and it was dfficult for me to sit through the BS he piled on this poor guy for his first offence for public intox.

a bit off topic but whatever. still funny.

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Uncle Jim?

pixistick: Let me start it...

"I P Freely, accused of public urination"

Let me continue it...

"Peter Dragon, accused of indecent exposure?"
"Mr. Completely, accused of attempted battery?"

/ba-dum-ching!

M'Balz Es Hari, accused of public lewdness

Mike Hockhertz, accused of sodomy -- without lube.

rawkus

Thats pretty cool

He's probably drunk because his ex-wife divorced him, stole peanuts, stripped naked in Pittsburgh, got a hub cap from who knows where and... well, you know the rest.

Mustaf Herod Ap Yur poupr, accused of sodomy (only in Georgia)

Man shows up drunk for DUI hearing

Sooooo.... what's your point?

I read the headline before the tag, and expected "ironic".

ImJustaTroll "I'd have a few before my hearing, since I've already lost faith in the justice system."

I like to refer to it as the "Injustice" system. Ha ha.

/Ahhh. I crack me up.

At least he's not smoking Weed.

deevo: I read the headline before the tag, and expected "ironic".



I read "Gin & Tonic.

Howie Feltersnach, accused of molesting a minor

Dad?

thats showin em! just cause you gots yerselves a DU eyes or sumthin, dont mean you stop dreinkeen, it jus means you keep on dreinkeen till yer trial. derr

Be careful, pixistick: Robert DeNiro might want his jokes back.

Mr. I. Murder Babies accused of...

mail fraud

"As Kassab repeatedly apologized, Lunsford told him that until his sentencing, he is not allowed to drink any alcohol, to be inside any establishment that serves or sells alcoholic beverages, or to even be near someone who is drinking alcohol."


how can he possibly do that? He can't go to a supermarket OR a restaurant to get food. Is it really possible be nowhere near alcohol for more than a day?