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(Kansas.com)   Police officer discovers that the only thing worse than a taser failing to subdue a suspect is when the suspect takes the taser away and uses it on the cop's genitals   (kansas.com) divider line 290
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2006-06-02 12:04:50 PM
You have the right to remain AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OHMYGOD OHMYGOD MYNUTS AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
 
2006-06-02 12:41:43 PM
www.myimagebuddy.com

Look! It's moving. It's alive. It's alive... It's alive, it's moving, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive, IT'S ALIVE!
 
2006-06-02 01:04:12 PM
NSFW video (pops)
 
2006-06-02 01:13:32 PM
YOW!
 
2006-06-02 01:14:08 PM
Now that I see that the cop wasn't permanently injured, I'm laughing my ass off.

That's just some seriously funny shiat :)
 
2006-06-02 01:14:09 PM
He must be a Bubba or Howard fan.
 
2006-06-02 01:14:23 PM
Must have been wearing some pretty thick clothing to prevent getting taser'd, and also, wouldn't breaking the contact wires render the taser useless?
 
2006-06-02 01:14:58 PM
groin area

Is near the scrotal area...
 
2006-06-02 01:15:09 PM
Wow, cougar jeff, that is insane....
 
2006-06-02 01:15:12 PM
For some reason I was rooting for the criminal in this one. I'm sick of hearing "man dies after being tasered 92 times"
 
2006-06-02 01:15:18 PM
Hahhah classic. Wow didn't work huh. What was he wearing? or was it just PCP.

/you've been tased in the nuts
//I love that show
 
2006-06-02 01:15:46 PM
Bad Cop!

No doughnut!!!
 
2006-06-02 01:16:05 PM
I'd buy that guy a beer.
 
2006-06-02 01:16:37 PM
Cougar very kinky, but that's not a tazer.

\probably feels about the same.
 
2006-06-02 01:16:45 PM
Did someone say taser video?
 
2006-06-02 01:16:53 PM
Shocking!
 
2006-06-02 01:16:56 PM
Tasers don't have an effect on me either. I'm just farking hardcore like that.
 
2006-06-02 01:17:19 PM
Happened at about 4:20 pm? Hmmm.
 
2006-06-02 01:17:28 PM
i2.tinypic.com
 
2006-06-02 01:17:30 PM
I just call that "teusday night."

You should really try it, the rush is unbelievable.
 
2006-06-02 01:17:30 PM
Sounds like they need some more powerful tasers. The kid washiat twice and wasnt effected, and then the cop freaking caught one to the groin and he was even OK.

I wonder if the cop got off.
 
2006-06-02 01:18:14 PM
That was a shocking story


\\Got nuthin'
 
2006-06-02 01:18:20 PM
Does anyone else smell hotdogs?
 
2006-06-02 01:18:52 PM
Scary, or
img.fark.com
 
2006-06-02 01:18:55 PM
With this, we Kansans definitely deserve a 'Kansas' tag.
 
2006-06-02 01:19:19 PM
Scary my ass, give that juvenile delinquent a Hero tag.
 
2006-06-02 01:21:28 PM
From petty larcery to assaulting an officer. Sheesh. I want to say something clever...someone else will have to do it.
 
2006-06-02 01:21:37 PM
VanEck

You forgot the obligatory "1.21 jiga-watts"
 
2006-06-02 01:21:41 PM
See Andy, I'm not the only one who gets shot with his own weapon...

home.hiwaay.net
 
2006-06-02 01:22:03 PM
jakomo002: "Does anyone else smell hotdogs?"

img387.imageshack.us
 
2006-06-02 01:22:28 PM
WTF? What kind of pansy ass taser are they using there. I have been hit with a shot from a 50,000 Stun gun(they are different) and I went down for quite abit. My sister was messing around and did not know that I had put batties in it. She hit me with it in the sholder, and I could not do anything, and I know I have seen them as high as 900,000. What was this thing a toy or did he forget to charge it.

Also, Did he give the perp the refils, Tasers are a one shot and reload last time I looked at them.
 
2006-06-02 01:22:38 PM
imgsrv.homes.com
 
2006-06-02 01:22:41 PM
Next up, we're gonna Pop Rock the puss McGillicutty!
 
2006-06-02 01:22:53 PM
That guy's nuts!

/waitress, veal
 
2006-06-02 01:22:53 PM
I think its time we surgically attach tasers to police officers hands because they seem to get them take away quite often...
 
dly
2006-06-02 01:24:33 PM
This is why the police should have a shoot to kill policy if you resist arrest.
 
2006-06-02 01:26:26 PM
What really annoys me is that there are special laws for police officers, assaulting a police officer, murder of a police officer, for which there are harsher penalties. Isn't that saying that they're above "regular" people in a away?
 
2006-06-02 01:26:37 PM
img.photobucket.com

Give em a taste of their own medicine.
That's for all the people you've killed with these "non-lethal" weapons. And also for using them on 5-year-olds and old women.
 
2006-06-02 01:26:41 PM
I pay to have this done to me. Where's the Kansas cop signup page?
 
2006-06-02 01:27:18 PM
This one time, I was driving around town with one of my friends. He wanted to grab a burritto from Taco Bell, so I went to the drive through. He tried to pay for the Burritto with a two dollar bill.
Anyhow, the Taco Bell kids called the cops, who came over and Tasered my friend in the nards. Don't they even understand a two dollar bill is legal currency?
 
2006-06-02 01:28:41 PM
how the hell did this happen?
I thought when you shot a taser, thats it, it can't be used again until you repack it.
the article says the cop shot the guy twice with the taser, then the guy broke the wires, then tased the cop with the taser. that makes no sense, unless the guy grabbed the hot broken wires and placed them on the cops' nuts
 
2006-06-02 01:28:52 PM
runchkin: I love that video. "Officer: Get off the phone. Idiot: No, I'm calling someone. Officer: Get out of the car or I'm going to tase you. Idiot: What, you gonna shoot me...(to person on phone) He's gonna shoot me." Officer: I'm not warning you again. Idiot: No...I'm not getting out fo the car. (Wait for it....wait for it). Idiot: OH OH OH OH AUGGGGGUUUHHHG OAHHHHHHAHHHHH OUCH OOOOFHHHSLLSLJJ

LOL Stupid People
 
2006-06-02 01:28:57 PM
BassPlayinManiac: What an interesting idea. Taser gloves, perhaps?
 
2006-06-02 01:28:59 PM
i dun agree, some kid in gary got shot when he ran away, reportedly he hadn't a thing on him save for fear of the fuzz

course now they all more afraid, if that wa spossible. cop is on paid leave, last i checked. sigh
 
2006-06-02 01:29:43 PM
damn juvenile delinquents. when you're a cop, sometimes those nuts can be quite an impedance.
 
2006-06-02 01:30:46 PM
mantari
BassPlayinManiac: What an interesting idea. Taser gloves, perhaps?

Mantari, you and me, we're on the same level, I like the way you think. You deserve an Emmy
 
2006-06-02 01:30:47 PM
I'm guffawing on the inside.
 
2006-06-02 01:30:57 PM
bet that cop had plenty of support back at HQ in the locker room... he may as well transfer now, his rep is sealed
 
2006-06-02 01:32:25 PM
Using my own taser on my nuts? You better believe that's a taserin'... aw hell I'll just use my glock!
 
2006-06-02 01:34:11 PM
that guy zapping his sack in the video wins my vote for idiot of the Year. I will most likely vote for him next year and the year after that also.
 
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