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(CNN)   Best picture of Condelezza Rice you'll ever see. Also, something about Iran   ( divider line
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2006-06-01 11:46:45 AM  
That's hot. I'd hit it.

/Iran, not Condoleezza
2006-06-01 12:01:40 PM  
I always liked her "Matrix" look,with those kick-ass boots:

Totally hawt.
2006-06-01 12:10:20 PM  
i want her to spank me
2006-06-01 12:12:19 PM  
DwightFrank: i want her to spank me

If you're in the US she already has. If not, just wait a while.
2006-06-01 12:15:53 PM  
She looks like she has a small old man's face akwardly positioned towards the front of her otherwise normal-to-large sized head. You can practically see the old loose sinew connecting her lower jaw to somewhere in her head which it should not, anatomically speaking, connect to.
2006-06-01 12:17:17 PM
2006-06-01 12:19:57 PM  
She looks like the evil, black version of Mary Poppins.
2006-06-01 12:22:45 PM
2006-06-01 12:36:12 PM  

Thank you, just what I was looking for.

/So....what does that make Bush?
2006-06-01 12:37:38 PM  
Wow. I really didn't expect this link to get greenlit. Quite frankly, I was just being a jackass.
2006-06-01 12:43:13 PM  
So....what does that make Bush?

A Ferengi?
2006-06-01 12:43:49 PM  
floor9: Quite frankly, I was just being a jackass.

Best way to get a GL these days...
2006-06-01 12:43:55 PM  
I wonder what her girlfriend looks like.
2006-06-01 01:08:09 PM  
Does anyone have a link to the photoshop contest featuring Condi glowering?

I need to find the photoshop with the disturbing hairdo on Condi.
2006-06-01 01:33:50 PM  
I don't mean to jump off-topic or start a threadjack here, but does anyone have a link for that PS contest the other day that had a game of tennis going in it? Everything rhymed with "gutter". Pretty dang hillarious.
2006-06-01 01:43:47 PM  
I really despise that woman.
2006-06-01 01:44:23 PM
2006-06-01 01:53:19 PM  
I don't see how america can negotiate itself out of wet toilet tissue at this point.

And the rest of the world goes 'round...
2006-06-01 02:03:21 PM  

At some point in the near future, we won't have to. We've got enough nuclear weaponry to do damage a-plenty to all you anti-American nations out there. Our government will just suddenly decide to declare war on innocent countries that haven't actually attacked or provoked us, and *poof*. Earth will be united, one way or another.
2006-06-01 02:08:17 PM  
I'd invade it
2006-06-01 02:08:53 PM  
floor9: innocent countries that haven't actually attacked or provoked us,

Been there, done that.
2006-06-01 02:09:12 PM  
She be an angry lookin' biatch!
Sumbudy peed in her grits this moanin'
2006-06-01 02:09:19 PM  
Yay! More war!

Bring it on!
2006-06-01 02:10:08 PM  
floor9: decide to declare war on innocent countries that haven't actually attacked or provoked us,

Oh "decared war". Sorry, your right on a technicallity.
2006-06-01 02:10:11 PM  
Someone please post a pic of Condi from The Stewie Griffin Story. Thanks!
2006-06-01 02:10:48 PM  
Make an Oreo sammitch cookie outta me with Condi in those boots, and Halle Berry dressed as "Storm".

/Maybe this "diversity" thing ain't so bad?
//Y'all gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here...
2006-06-01 02:11:03 PM  
she could play skeletor in the heman movie
2006-06-01 02:11:06 PM  
Someone hold my hand. That mean lady scares me
2006-06-01 02:11:18 PM  
Is she sleeping with Dick Cheney's daughter? Because I'd pay up to $0.55 for the video.
2006-06-01 02:11:22 PM  
Bush be damned, but I like that woman.
2006-06-01 02:11:27 PM  
Bush is tapping that shiat
2006-06-01 02:11:28 PM  
It's lizard Lady!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
2006-06-01 02:11:32 PM  
i would do her but only in the ass.
and the whole time i'd be like "AND THIS IS FOR THE MUSHROOM CLOUD BULLSHIAT!"
2006-06-01 02:11:56 PM
2006-06-01 02:12:04 PM  
We've got 5,000 nukes...China may have 1.3 billion, but we'll just see if they can make it past nuclear bombardment.

/I see you like reading. How do you like Bombardment? BOMBARDMENT! BOMBARDMENT!
2006-06-01 02:12:17 PM
2006-06-01 02:12:29 PM  
She looks like she's waiting for someone to feed her a carrot, maybe some sugar cubes...
2006-06-01 02:12:29 PM
I'm kinda partial to this one!
2006-06-01 02:13:32 PM  
"Do what we say or we'll bomb you". Bush diplomacy 101.
2006-06-01 02:13:38 PM  
She looks like that in ALL her photos.
2006-06-01 02:13:42 PM  
dlwhite: Didn't you just LOVE her on the Cosby show?
2006-06-01 02:13:44 PM  
It's too bad she's essentially retarded at foreign policy.
2006-06-01 02:14:08 PM  
fenrael23: So....what does that make Bush?

A Ferengi?

it fits... personality, business accumin and all ROTFL
2006-06-01 02:14:47 PM  
I'll hit it till she comes
to her senses.
2006-06-01 02:15:14 PM

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
2006-06-01 02:15:27 PM

In the bootay.
2006-06-01 02:15:45 PM

What I want to know was was it her that was porking male prostitute Jeff Gannon/James Guckert, or was it George or Laura Bush?
2006-06-01 02:15:45 PM  
In Forsythe P. Jones's pic it looks like she's giving the nazi salute.
2006-06-01 02:16:07 PM  
Looks like shes hissing. Wait, is that her "O" Face??

2006-06-01 02:16:40 PM  
Has anybody checked to see if she has WMDs hidden between her front teeth?
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