Liar.

Condoleezza
she's gonna be a piece-a
smokin' hot ASS

And there is no meida bias.

that's nothing, you guys should have seen fox news yesterday

"The remarks were a litany of phrases."

Much like any Fark thread.

Or any conversation, for that matter.

How is that different from every other picture of her?

dlwhite

She has a little Pedro Sanchez mustache. Vote for Condi.

LincolnLogolas: She has a little Pedro Sanchez mustache. Vote for Condi.

are you sure George didn't give her a Dirty sanches before sending her out?

Here a photoshop I made a few months ago when the notorious demon eyed photo surfaced. Finally I have a reason to post it!

American troops won't make it past the border. Unlike Iraq, Iran will be united in its rejection of the mission of the foreign invaders.

I wonder what the arabic region and N.korea thinks of our esteemed rabid dog on a shredded leash that spews democracy with gnashing teeth?
\Her and cheney love teh panda jerky!

Condi, Condi

Oh Condi Condi beggin' on my knees
Open up your heart and let me in wontcha please
Got no money but everybody knows
I love you Condi and I'll never let you go
Sweet and dandy pretty as can be
You be the flower and I'll be the bumble bee
Oh she loves me oops she loves me not
People say you're cold but I think you're hot

Oh, Condi, Condi
Oh, Condi, Condi

Oh Condi, Condi I'm talkin' to you girl
What's it gonna hurt come on give me a whirl
Shake your body now let me see you go
One time for me Oh Condi I love you so
Skank for me Condi show me what you got
They say you're too uptight I say you're not
Dance around me spinnin' like a top
Oh Condi Condi Condi don't ever stop

Oh Condi Condi Can't you hear me call
I'm standin' in the street outside your garden wall
Pocketful of money belly full of wine
Condi in my heart and romance on my mind
Listen to me Condi don't be afraid
I come here tonight to chase your blues away
I'll never hurt you I'll treat you right
Oh Condaleeza won't you come out tonight

Pretty little Condi precious as can be
Bet you never had another lover like me

DJShamrock: Here a photoshop I made a few months ago when the notorious demon eyed photo surfaced. Finally I have a reason to post it!

Kinda reminds me of that super chick from Superman 2...

skink: //Feels like Susan Lucci


Certainly do feel like Susan...
Sorry!

/Im drunk.
//Condi's a man baby!
///Stole that from another farker.

She always looks so focused.

In fact, as far as I know, there's only one way to make her look UN-focused.

Show her a piece of paper with the words "Bin Ladin determined to strike U.S." on it.

mrexcess

It's too bad she's essentially retarded at foreign policy.


somebody needs to read up on condi

Look Iran, I know you guys are evil, but do you have to be evil dumbasses?

"Rice remarks had no new words," Mottaki told the Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA). "The remarks were a litany of phrases."

What the fark with the shiatty broken english all the time? An entire COUNTRY doesn't have the resources to get one goddamned guy who speaks english fluently... instead we always have to hear this 'I am very much wishing that a thousand camels may devour her childrens entrails amongst the sands!' Apu meets Osama dialect.

/Forget this whole nuclear crisis I bet those guys have been trying to tell us their slushie machine is out all along and simply lacked the communication skills to get the message across.

AstroMech: Susan...


now you're just doing it on purpose...

floridian62 said:

i would do her but only in the ass.
and the whole time i'd be like "AND THIS IS FOR THE MUSHROOM CLOUD BULLSHIAT!"

I was gonna say stuff... but I really can't top floridian62's comment.

Blindman

Indians and Iranians are not the same people.

Please, get your mindless stereotypes in order.

Looks like Condelizza is firing a freaking energy ball in that picture...

I think she's hot. Not smoking gun or mushroom cloud hot but highly hittable, especially in dlwhite's pic. It's a shame she uses her powers for evil.

General Zang: i would do her but only in the ass.
and the whole time i'd be like "AND THIS IS FOR THE MUSHROOM CLOUD BULLSHIAT!"

Haha. That sounds like a solid hate-farking.

I really wanted to photoshop her onto a box of Aunt Jemima pancake mix, but I don't have the time. So let's just assume I did, and then a bunch of Bush administration apologists jumped all over me for it, and someone posted the "THat's racist" kid, and a good time was had by all.

Ha! Now that's a good photo, maffick!


"I squish your head! I squish your head!"

I am unapologetically attracted to that woman.

/yeah, I said it

The best view of her will be when she and Bushco leave the White House in January, 2009.

BlindMan said:

Look Iran, I know you guys are evil, but do you have to be evil dumbasses?

"Rice remarks had no new words," Mottaki told the Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA). "The remarks were a litany of phrases."

What the fark with the shiatty broken english all the time? An entire COUNTRY doesn't have the resources to get one goddamned guy who speaks english fluently... instead we always have to hear this 'I am very much wishing that a thousand camels may devour her childrens entrails amongst the sands!' Apu meets Osama dialect.


Well, you add one apostrophe, and one letter "s", and Mottaki's comments on Rice would be gramatically correct.

They're already factually correct, so I'd say Mottaki wins the Condoleeza Rice Vs. Iran flamewar ;)

The best view of her will be when she and Bushco leave the White House in January, 2009.

Does the name "Jeb" mean anything to you?

is that a real photo hack?

She'll do a photo shoot in the May 2009 issue of Playboy.

/YHIHF

Horsefarm
somebody needs to read up on condi

Yeah, see... I don't care where she taught or what institutes endorse her, I can see the results of her actions. She's terrible at foreign policy, it isn't even arguable.

theodicey: An entire COUNTRY doesn't have the resources to get one goddamned guy who speaks english fluently...


I agree... if they are going to pass laws that make English the national language, I think we should at least have a president that can comunicate above a 1st grade level

Janet Reno, Maddie Albright and Condi uber babes.

czarangelus said:

Haha. That sounds like a solid hate-farking.

Yeah, sorta like what she and her pals have been doing to the whole country, except I'd be polite enough to use lube.

;)

Yes. I would hit it.

/the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice...

mrexcess: I can see the results of her actions.

Good call. I think too many people get wrapped up in the details and forget to look at the end results.

It's funny to see Washington drag its feet on this next war. They've obviously taken The Daily Show way too seriously. Hey, idiots, just invade already before we change the channel. Have tried that new extreme chalupa? Mmmmm.

If you want to go racist, why go oblique and tepid?

Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.

Honestly, I'd be all over her like white on rice.

That's some farked up repugnant shiat, Submittar

I think this one is even meaner looking.

Rice says that President Bush "is not going to take any of his options off the table"

Factually correct - since he has no real options, he couldn't take any "off the table" even if he wanted to...