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2006-06-01 12:20:04 AM
BWA HA HA HA!!! Best. Headline. Evar.
 
2006-06-01 12:26:00 AM
Excellent Headline!!!

*golf clap*

/The sheik's sixth sick sheep The sheik's sixth sick sheep The sheik's sixth sick sheep
 
2006-06-01 12:26:27 AM
Good one, submitter! Read leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather...
 
2006-06-01 12:31:53 AM
Ooooh hahaahah.

Unique New York Unique New York Unique New York.
 
2006-06-01 12:35:21 AM
Very very nice.

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.
 
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2006-06-01 12:37:02 AM
"Darwin, party of two? Darwin?"
 
2006-06-01 12:38:50 AM
Heh - this is worthy of a primetime greenlight.
 
2006-06-01 12:43:45 AM
Shadow Blasko

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.


I can't even get through that one once!

/Yes, I have been drinking, why do you ask?
 
2006-06-01 12:49:28 AM
What a to do to die today, at a minute or two 'til to. A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter 'til two, with a ratatat tata-tat tata-tattoo, and the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two 'til two today, at a minute or two 'til two.
 
2006-06-01 12:54:00 AM
MsStressa: What a to do to die today, at a minute or two 'til to. A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter 'til two, with a ratatat tata-tat tata-tattoo, and the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two 'til two today, at a minute or two 'til two.

Please..some of us are drunk.
Wow that took 3 readings.
 
2006-06-01 12:55:17 AM
Strangely enough, I had absolutely no problem saying that headline out loud.

But I now have a tongue cramp too.
 
2006-06-01 01:01:16 AM
I don't get it.
 
2006-06-01 01:42:55 AM
That would be my hubby, if I let him actually play with the boats and planes.
/He can fix my car anytime.
 
2006-06-01 01:43:32 AM
rcf1105 I don't get it.

This might help you out.
http://www.geocities.com/athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html

/Farkin' great headline!
 
2006-06-01 01:51:40 AM
MsStressa: What a to do to die today, at a minute or two 'til to. A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at a quarter 'til two, with a ratatat tata-tat tata-tattoo, and the dragon will come when he hears the drum at a minute or two 'til two today, at a minute or two 'til two.

I'm the only one hearing Danny Kaye's voice reading this, right?
 
2006-06-01 02:22:40 AM
orrinbloquy: I'm the only one hearing Danny Kaye's voice reading this, right?

Yep.. I'm hearing Stone Phillips, because he had to read this on the Colbert Report (he and Colbert had a duel of who could read the silliest news lead-in and still make it sound authoritative and impressive)
 
2006-06-01 05:43:00 AM
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
One smart fellow, he felt smart.

Had way too much fun with that when I was 13.
 
2006-06-01 07:42:44 AM
It is 0441 here, and I am laughing like an idiot. Good karma for you, submitter .
 
2006-06-01 09:10:18 AM
That's one +1 for you submitter
 
2006-06-01 09:58:15 AM
Bah. All these are easy. Break out the hard tongue twisters.

/Just don't use the word 'thistle'...only bloody word in the english language I can't say sober.
 
2006-06-01 10:06:01 AM
I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pirate's ship I was born on a pile of ....



/yellow leather
 
2006-06-01 10:06:32 AM
sv1.randomcrap.net
 
2006-06-01 10:07:11 AM
The Twibbit on occasion knows a difficulty with its toes.
 
2006-06-01 10:07:24 AM
I think it was a fellow racer who took him out to ween the competition.

OR

"Hey guys watch this"
 
2006-06-01 10:07:54 AM
lol nice one submitter, but shouldnt this deserve a florda tag
 
dly
2006-06-01 10:07:58 AM
He, who dies with the most toys wins!
 
2006-06-01 10:08:25 AM
I'm not a pheasant-plucker, I'm a pheasant-plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant-plucker comes.
 
2006-06-01 10:09:26 AM
fip fap fip
 
2006-06-01 10:09:52 AM
shoulder surgery
shoulder surgery
shoulder surgery
shoulder surgery
shoulder surgery
shoulder surgery
 
2006-06-01 10:10:12 AM
ahhh. Thanks for clearing that up goldenjetliner.
 
2006-06-01 10:10:17 AM
FLORIDA tag is missing, hehe.
 
2006-06-01 10:10:52 AM
I agree with Feltonl!
 
2006-06-01 10:12:08 AM
goldenjetliner: rcf1105 I don't get it.

This might help you out.
http://www.geocities.com/athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html

/Farkin' great headline!



I don't get how Toy Boat is in anyway a tongue twister.

Akin to saying any two words over and over and over again.

ergo, shiatty headline.

/She sells sea shells by the sea shore etc
 
2006-06-01 10:12:15 AM
dukefluke: I'm not a pheasant-plucker, I'm a pheasant-plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant-plucker comes.



I definitely just read that as:

I'm not a pheasant pharker, I'm a pheasant-pharker's son.
 
2006-06-01 10:12:20 AM
Great...now another warning sticker to peel off my toy boats.

One smart fellow, he smel....DAMN YOU AnthraxRipple DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLLL!

//2-minutes for slashing.
 
2006-06-01 10:12:59 AM
First off, excellent headline. Bravo submitter!
Secondly:
Betty Boughter bought some butter, but she said, "This butter's bitter! If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter!" So Betty Boughter bought some butter, better than her bitter butter, she put it in her batter, and her batter was not bitter! So 'twas better Betty Boughter bought a bit of better butter.
 
2006-06-01 10:14:24 AM
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2006-06-01 10:14:38 AM
www.dvdtimes.co.uk

I give it 2 clicks.

/ Click, Click
 
2006-06-01 10:14:46 AM
Alliteration, on occasion, can top the crop of creamy Asians.

/not drunk
 
2006-06-01 10:15:56 AM
have a pheasant plucking day, I_Hate_Iowa
 
2006-06-01 10:17:40 AM
I'm with Italianice.
Definately needs a Florida tag

Did we hit 13 yesterday?
 
2006-06-01 10:17:59 AM
This is not img.fark.com it is img.fark.com.
 
2006-06-01 10:18:04 AM
Ten slit sheets slipped by Silky Slim, the Slithery Sheet Slitherer.
 
2006-06-01 10:20:06 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-06-01 10:24:27 AM
Cannibal cheese chew Camembert cheese 'cause chewin' keeps them cheeky,
Big Fat Fred sticks fur to his head 'cause he thinks fur makes him freaky,
Benjamin Bland and his Bugle Band blow the blues biweekly.

How many pies would a porpoise poise on purpose, if she pleases?
 
2006-06-01 10:25:37 AM
Oh my f'n God! What a helluva way to die. Dumbass for sure!
 
2006-06-01 10:26:21 AM
You deserve head for that headline smitty, BRAVO!!

BTW Shaun of the Dead supreme kudos to you for that Ha-Ha Guy Short!
 
2006-06-01 10:29:22 AM
If you can't swim at that age, you don't have any business in a boat. Drowning has to be a horrible way to die.

Rubber baby baby bumpers!
 
2006-06-01 10:30:40 AM
If you can't swim, why would you get on a raft? Dumbass is right.

/try "precious prejudices" 3 times fast... I stumbled upon that one in real conversation.
 
2006-06-01 10:37:57 AM
I can recite "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" endlessly, but "toy boat" five times fast still farks me up.

Best time-wasting thread I've read in a while.
 
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