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(IMDB)   Happy 76th birthday, Clint. He's drank more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all of us numbnuts put together   (imdb.com ) divider line
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2006-05-31 03:13:30 PM  
Oh, yeah? But has he Totalfarked?

/Yeah. I didn't think so.
 
2006-05-31 03:19:33 PM  
submitter: numbnuts?
Listen Bud, do you know how tight those designer jeans were in the 70's!
 
2006-05-31 03:25:07 PM  
Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the "I just pumped the neighbor's cat" look on your face.
 
2006-05-31 03:25:30 PM  
If by "more quiff" you mean the nasty on her best day Sandra Locke, then OK.

Just because he's tough in the movies DOESN'T mean he's tough all over.

/or maybe you didn't SEE The Bridges of Madison County
 
2006-05-31 03:27:27 PM  
To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms. ~ Eastwood
 
2006-05-31 03:27:52 PM  
submitter: He's drank more beer

Hey--I resent that. I PISS beer.
 
2006-05-31 03:28:21 PM  
But fortunately the man knows his limitations.
 
2006-05-31 03:28:59 PM  
He's also probably been in more movies co-starring an orangutan than any of us, too.
 
2006-05-31 03:29:34 PM  
Marvelous.
 
2006-05-31 03:29:57 PM  
"I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?"

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Happy Birthday Clint. Thanks for all the great entertainment.
 
2006-05-31 03:31:17 PM  
submitter
quiff

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Unless you mean he's banged a lot of guys with a particular haircut...
 
2006-05-31 03:37:26 PM  
Guy Innagorillasuit

quiff

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. Unless you mean he's banged a lot of guys with a particular haircut...


It's also old slang for a hooker or slut. I'm sure that's what his character meant in this movie quote.
 
2006-05-31 03:42:44 PM  
Yep, he's still a hottie.
 
2006-05-31 03:42:58 PM  
CcSteff banged my sister. She's got Clint beat on that one. I'm still working on the beer, but Clint had a 48 year head start.
 
2006-05-31 03:44:38 PM  
All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbiatch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

I appreciate a man that knows how to follow through on the little details.
 
2006-05-31 04:06:33 PM  
Quiff sounds like a nasty smell. Not impressive.
 
2006-05-31 04:16:41 PM  
"Highway, I heard you were back."
"Webster."
"These re-tards couldn't fight their way out of a shiathouse."
"That where ya been keeping yourself lately?"
"Major Powers is building an elite company of fightin' men."
"You couldn't build a good case of hemmorhoids."
 
2006-05-31 04:45:34 PM  
Excellent headline
 
2006-05-31 07:19:28 PM  
www.myimagebuddy.com

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" But being as I am a do fetishist, the most powerful fabulous do fetishist in the world, and would blow your quiff clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
 
2006-05-31 07:19:49 PM  
Clint Howard is 76? Well I'll be damned.
 
2006-05-31 08:27:02 PM  
Smitty confusing "quiff" with "quim"?
 
2006-05-31 08:58:42 PM  
clint is only 76?

typo?

176 maybe?

oh and (pops)
 
2006-05-31 09:00:32 PM  
 
2006-05-31 09:01:10 PM  
That is a direct quote from "Heartbreak Ridge." Check it out on IMDB in the quotes section for that movie.

Now...you want to know what a real crime is? The son of a biatch who painted that car that color ought to have his asshole removed.

Happy Birthday Mr. Eastwood. Thanks for some great films.
 
2006-05-31 09:05:10 PM  
Cop: I just want you to know that next time, it's your ass! I don't give no discounts to war heroes.

Highway: Too bad. Your old lady does.

/excellent film
 
2006-05-31 09:21:36 PM  
No Clint Eastwood thread is complete without...
www.candidcamera.com
www.bbc.co.uk
www.iglou.com
www.dailyceleb.com
ent.tom.com

/Dina Eastwood
//Mrs. Clint Eastwood Version 2.0, circa 1996
///you can't even think of hitting it
////because Clint will kick your ass
//and then kill you
//Slashie Birthday To You, Clint!!
 
2006-05-31 10:08:49 PM  
Clint! Glad you never starred in The Scarlet Pumpernil

The title wouldn't do you justice.
 
2006-05-31 10:46:39 PM  
I drank a beer with clint in a tiny little bar in Idaho about 25 years ago. And I'm still talking about it.
 
2006-05-31 10:52:41 PM  
give me a straight answer, or I'll have my partner shoot that man's foot off

/my favorite obscure eastwood line
 
2006-06-01 02:10:01 AM  
"She did NOT sit on my face" /obscure?
 
2006-06-01 03:15:18 AM  
MUNNY:
It's a hell of a thing, ain't it,
killin' a man. You take
everythin' he's got... an'
everythin' he's ever gonna have...

THE KID:
Well, I gu-guess they had it comin'

MUNNY:
We all got it comin', Kid.


/Great actor & director
 
2006-06-01 07:45:25 AM  
SmashLimousines: He's also probably been in more movies co-starring an orangutan than any of us, too.


Oh Oh Oh.... don't be so sure SmashLimousines....

/wait, did you mean NON-Porn?
 
2006-06-01 09:38:48 AM  
"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbiatch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!"
/best Eastwood movie evah
//Hackman, Freeman, Eastwood, Harris all in the same movie=pure cinema bliss
///don't make 'em like Clint anymore
 
2006-06-01 10:11:28 AM  
"That gaaawd dayum ape ate all my gaaawd dayum Oreo cookies!"

/not Clint's line, but from one of his movies...
//RIP Ms. Gordon.....
 
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