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(Yahoo)   How to deal with getting a traffic ticket, lesson No. 1: Do NOT roll up the police officer's hand in your window and drive away   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 45
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2006-05-31 03:35:40 AM
Somehow the submitter finds this amusing?
Cockpunch to you sir!
 
2006-05-31 08:31:08 AM
that guy had balls, the russian police dont fark around
 
2006-05-31 09:38:46 AM
www.sonypictures.at

/not impressed
 
2006-05-31 09:41:16 AM
Fark It: not impressed

beat me to it.
 
2006-05-31 09:41:45 AM
I wonder when the video of this asshats beating is going to hit spike tv.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-05-31 09:41:51 AM
Some American cops would love to get caught in a window so they could have an excuse to shoot.
 
2006-05-31 09:47:33 AM
oooh, that sounds like a trip to the Gulag!
 
2006-05-31 09:47:45 AM
yes....very stupid, but how i would love to do it! unfortunately i have a yeller belly
 
2006-05-31 09:48:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

Awesome!

Serves the little jack-booted thug right.
 
2006-05-31 09:48:50 AM
DeputyDave did I miss something? Or, are you that much of a Dumbass?

Where in submitter's headline did he say he found it amusing? Even the Tag says DUMBASS!!!

You, sir, are an idiot!
 
2006-05-31 09:54:18 AM
Thanks for the tip!
 
2006-05-31 09:54:27 AM
No offense intended to submitter, but I had to read that headline about 3 times to get it straight. That actually may be my fault, though.
 
2006-05-31 09:55:05 AM
That's pretty messed up, but I hate police and wish them nothing but harm.
 
2006-05-31 10:02:32 AM
punisher1: DeputyDave did I miss something? Or, are you that much of a Dumbass?

Where in submitter's headline did he say he found it amusing? Even the Tag says DUMBASS!!!

You, sir, are an idiot!




Methinks Deputy Dave is a police officer.
 
2006-05-31 10:04:01 AM
... the suspect then fell onto 15 .45 caliber bullets.
 
2006-05-31 10:04:30 AM
fark it
you read my mind!

You 'bin usin' dog shiat fer toothpaste, Mullet? No i dont think ill slow down, i think ill speed up.


/great movie
 
2006-05-31 10:04:57 AM
HotWingConspiracy

Nice try.
 
2006-05-31 10:07:02 AM
"Nice try."

???

I don't follow.
 
2006-05-31 10:11:10 AM
HotWingConspiracy
That's pretty messed up, but I hate police and wish them nothing but harm.

That's pretty farked, isn't it? I mean, do you not think that there's any legitimate function for police at all, solving murders, hostage situations, riot control, etc.? I know some good people in law enforcement, and I know some farkwads who got in to be able to feel power over their fellow man. They aren't all one or the other, at least not everywhere.

/hasn't met a russian cop
 
2006-05-31 10:12:08 AM
HotWingConspiracy: He lives in a world where everyone more or less agrees with him and loves the brave men and women who protect and serve. Thus seeing someone express a different view leads him to believe that person is trolling.

/fark the police, vote #2
 
2006-05-31 10:14:05 AM
StatJunkie
... the suspect then fell onto 15 .45 caliber bullets.


Funniest thing I've read all day!

But I haven't hit up comics.com yet :(
 
2006-05-31 10:14:10 AM
We all know how honest and hardworking Russian police are...
 
2006-05-31 10:14:44 AM
"BMW saloon"?????????????????
/don't have those in Deadwood
//a good show gone
///nuthin'
 
2006-05-31 10:16:57 AM
"That's pretty farked, isn't it?"

Probably, but it's the way I feel.


"I mean, do you not think that there's any legitimate function for police at all, solving murders, hostage situations, riot control, etc.?"

Oh, for sure. But most of their time is spent finding ways to collect money from the peasantry.

"I know some good people in law enforcement, and I know some farkwads who got in to be able to feel power over their fellow man."

In all my dealings, I've only ever encountered power tripping dickheads. I can only go on personal experience.
 
2006-05-31 10:18:48 AM
Meters != yards, btw. Don't trust Yahoo!
 
2006-05-31 10:20:56 AM
morrisonsl

We have a wiener....I mean winner.

How long is your probation/parole? Or do they let you use a comp. in prison?
 
2006-05-31 10:23:04 AM
Porker Methinks Deputy Dave is a police officer.

yeah, i saw his profile but i think he was a little harsh on his post. Maybe, i was too, but, it angers me that just because someone is a Cop doesn't mean the world is out to get you.
I guess he just wanted to say cockpunch to somebody.
 
2006-05-31 10:36:03 AM
The motorist, a Moscow property developer, told Izvestia newspaper police had invented the incident. He said a business rival with connections with the police was trying to set him up.


Considering it is Russia, there may be a good chance that he is not lying.
 
2006-05-31 10:37:22 AM
themoreilikemydogs: I have to trade cigarettes and buttsex for internet access, but otherwise it's pretty cool. No cops in here.
 
2006-05-31 10:47:07 AM
If you guys don't stop fighting in here, I'm rolling up the windows and turning RIGHT AROUND!
 
2006-05-31 10:57:37 AM
morrisonsl

I knew it!:)
 
2006-05-31 11:00:19 AM
God, I hate these "omg cops r assholes!!!11" threads. Just grow up and accept that they perform a neccesary function, especially since you would probably be quick to call them if somebody were breaking into your home or something.
 
2006-05-31 11:03:44 AM
LordPistachio: Someone once broke their way into my home and physically assaulted me, breaking several ribs and giving me a concussion. I didn't call them. I was holding my phone in my hand as I was being kicked senseless on the floor, but I didn't call.

Not sure what that means or proves or whatever, but your assumption obviously isn't correct.
 
2006-05-31 11:11:14 AM
squealie: Saloon = Sedan
 
2006-05-31 11:12:52 AM
Heh I want to see you guys survive in a society with no police.
 
2006-05-31 11:15:45 AM
I want to see them let me try.
 
2006-05-31 11:21:29 AM
DeputyDave: Somehow the submitter finds this amusing?
Cockpunch to you sir!


No donut for you.
 
2006-05-31 11:32:29 AM
LordPistachio God, I hate these "omg cops r assholes!!!11" threads.

Come on, you know that you know which ones they are before you click through and read them, you know?. (Special Hint: any thread that mentions cops.) No need to clicky if you don't want to see cop bashing. Just like I don't clicky American Idol threads.

I agree about one thing though - this can get tiresome as it's always the same remarks. But on the other hand, did you ever stop to think - WHY do this many people hate cops? What has caused us to become a nation of cop haters? As moronic as the General Public can get, we're generally not ones to hate entire groups of the population. Yet, this. I know why I hate them personally, but as for such a mass anti-cop sentiment - Why? If this many people have come to an independent conclusion, there must be some validity - right?

Just grow up and accept that they perform a neccesary function, especially since you would probably be quick to call them if somebody were breaking into your home or something.

freakinshirts.com
 
2006-05-31 12:46:51 PM
I wonder if this ever happened in Florida...it sounds like it could be a Florida story.
 
2006-05-31 01:18:47 PM
A) Foolish officer forgot one of the first rules of traffic stops... NEVER reach into the perp's vehicle, always make them reach out.

B) Perp is lucky Cop or partner didn't unload on him.

C) Hunt~"WHY do this many people hate cops? What has caused us to become a nation of cop haters?"

I don't really think that the left-leaning anti-establishment rantings of the general Fark populous actually represents the vast majority of American's mindsets, anymore than the lunatic far right rantings of Jimmy Swaggart represent them. MOST americans are quite happy with the police and their duties (as long as they aren't in your rear view mirror).

Add to that the anonymity of posting on FARK... it lets all those who would never be a rule breaker in real life portray themselves as such online.

Meanwhile... Simple rules to give yourself MUCH better chance of getting off with a warning instead of a ticket:

1) Pull over ASAP, and pull as far to the right as you can so when the officer stops behind you, he doesn't have to get to far in the road while dealing with you.

2) Turn OFF your stereo.

3) Turn ON your dome light.

4) If you can (power windows), roll down all your windows. If not, roll down driver's side window at a minimum.

5) As the officer approaches your vehicle, have your hands on top of your steering wheel.

6) As the officer asks for items (Driver's License, Registration, Insurance, etc...) let the officer know where you will be reaching... back pocket, glove box, etc.

7) Be POLITE. Remember, 95% of the time it is totally the officer's decision if he will write you a ticket or not.

Conducting traffic stops is one of the most dangerous parts of a cops job. You never know if the person in the car in front of you is some leadfooted lil old lady, an inexperienced teen driver, a hopped up druggie, a slobbering drunk or some coldblooded killer with a head in his trunk.

Make the officer feel at ease, act friendly, non-threatening and polite, and many times you will get a simple warning. It's much easier to give a ticket to an asshat than to a person being nice to us.
 
2006-05-31 01:27:32 PM
Nobody hates cops as much as Farkers.
That should tell you all something.
 
2006-05-31 01:39:56 PM
Hunt,

Actually, it is human nature to hate large groups of people without reason. Its part of the way the human mind categorizes information and simultaneously copes with life.

There are a million instances of when everyone had come to the same consensus and they were all wrong.
 
2006-05-31 02:57:10 PM
StatJunkie
Multiple independent conclusions =/= everyone's consensus (almost smelled godwin's law coalescing)

MilitaryTigger MOST americans are quite happy with the police
Yeah, well that is what they would tell YOU!

/are you saying farkers hate America?
//at least *I* CAPITALIZE the A in America!
\don't mind me, just trolling for fun.
\\all comments made with tongue firmly in cheek.
\\\except the one about hating cops. (sorry.)
\\\\am not a leftie!
 
2006-05-31 05:25:20 PM
I did not know that American Congressmen were driving around in Russia!
 
2006-05-31 05:44:48 PM
Sorry but that is funny :).
 
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