Remember Moonwalker (Video Game)?
Somebody needs to make Moonwalker 2 where a guy saves kids from Jacko, instead of the other way around!

I also loved that In Living Color song parody, "Little Billy is Not My Lover" (to the tune of Billy Jean)

tag is right.

where's the link? Who was the mysterious seventies singer?

I think I know the punchline to this one.

"Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

There's a bar joke in that headline, somewhere. Yeah, and I can't find the link either.

must * delete * all * of * Teflon's * posts

OY!

dunno where that link is, but you can read about it here:

http://www.reuters.com/news_article.jhtml?type=entertainmentnews&StoryID=10923 25

what i wanna know is...if he had uri geller hanging with him (as usual), why didn't uri psychically KNOW they would get mobbed and avoid the whole mess? heh, or bend the crowd apart so they could get thru.

ack..no space between 10923 and the 25. sorry

Was Bubbles there?

Still, I think I prefer the gloved wonder to that booginz stuff.

Did he take his pet monkey and spank it?

Obbop, you beat me by 30 seconds ...

Does he still have Bubbles? Or did he release him into the wild? I bet all the other chimps teased Bubbles relentlessly. Why was he circumsized?

Uri Geller, Uri Gellar. He was stumped on bending spoons on Johnny Carson's show. Uri Geller was in good company with David Blaine, both are in the profession of illusion, but Uri also dabbles in delusion of psychic ability. And Michael, well he's the King of Delusion. I guess it all ties in well.

"Britain's newest knights, soccer legend Bobby Robson..."

"Soccer", used on a UK site? WTF?

Uri Michelle Gellar?

the plasticman cometh.

What a FREAK!!!

"I don't believe it. I have just sat on his lap," said nine-year-old William Tweedy...

Poor kid has a horrible disease and wants to sit on Jackson's lap, not that there is anything wrong with that.

that's nothing. I travel with 2 playboy models, 2.4 kilos of frozen hydrogen (for drinks), a 1925 usa silver dollar for luck, 14 quarter-inch rubber gaskets in case I have to do some quick plumbing in the hotel, and a 120 mm artillery piece just in case of trouble. and then there's my Winnebago.