I really don't prefer landing strips. A patch, somewhat triangular maybe, but bare is best.

/just liked smitty's name.

SoonerGrad: A patch, somewhat triangular maybe, but bare is best.

I prefer natural...a bit trimmed, so it doesn't get in my teeth, that's the way.

Ya'll be going on vacation. See the thing is, if you about to be up out this biotch, check it, peep Delta. We be flying all over this biatch.

Link to page with "Peep Delta" WAV

justdolinux: Link to page with "Peep Delta" WAV

Dammit, that's a registration only site. Here's a link to one that will work...

Link to SWF version

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AWESOME!

farked?

Farked.

Proper farked.

Is this the delta ebonics thing? I can't tell, the link is farked. But if it is, holy crap, that's like 3 years old.

krazydiamond: Is this the delta ebonics thing? I can't tell, the link is farked. But if it is, holy crap, that's like 3 years old.

It's at least 8 years old. I heard it in College, and I know that was at least 8 years ago. I'm getting old.

/carry on

Brazilian wax meets Delta.

Not farked here, for now

So much for refresh...

I don't get it.

"It's different down there." ??? Is it a pubic hair joke as indicated by "Some Landing Strip"? If so, it's a pretty lame one. I've seen several "landing strips" on many different "airports", so... maybe I'm thinking about this too hard. Time to find that Zabrina video. Be back in 90 seconds..

"I don't get it."

Wax much?

not farked, but will be soon

meh

I prefer natural...a bit trimmed, so it doesn't get in my teeth, that's the way


I hate that, or when it gets stuck at the back of your throat and nothing will seem to wash it down... Gross, but worth it.

i know that picture was supposed to be funny

but it wasnt

or maybe I just have no sense of humor...either way...

*thumbs down*

Atreyou40: "It's different down there." ??? Is it a pubic hair joke as indicated by "Some Landing Strip"? If so, it's a pretty lame one. I've seen several "landing strips" on many different "airports", so... maybe I'm thinking about this too hard. Time to find that Zabrina video. Be back in 90 seconds..

uh.... yes.

choice - somebody took a last-century .wav and added flash that makes strongbad e-mail look like high art. Get down wit' yo bad self, submittah.

I smell a Photoshop Contest in the making

/got nuthin'

JihadMakeMeHungry

It's at least 8 years old. I heard it in College, and I know that was at least 8 years ago. I'm getting old.

Must be a college thing, as I also remember hearing it when I was in school 3 years ago:) It was pretty funny at the time though, and resulted in a month or two worth of catch phrases.

"It's different down there. Smarts like the dickens when I pee, and what's up with those bumps? Have you ever seen this before, doctor"?

/If you must go to Carnival in Rio, I recommend leaving your johnson at home for safekeeping. It will only get into trouble there.

Brazil. It's really different down there. (not safe for work or sanity). (pops)

GIS for "brazilian wax"
(resized and rehosted)

thank cycotica you made my day

cycotica... diaf

tfm_copycat wins!

Shamasheen: cycotica... diaf

Dude, you were warned. Hilarious, cycotica....could also be used for Thailand too.

Red Fist Of Harmony: Dude, you were warned. Hilarious, cycotica....could also be used for Thailand too.


Thanks! Just trying to add to the general humor level 'round these parts...

I, for one, blame it on Rio.

Yeah. You thought it was rain.

(hehe, I expected the ebonics thing too)

I flew Delta from Atlanta to Rio. 11 hours in coach. Pure Hell.
Rio has a nice beach, the women are hot, but the flight is ridiculous, nothing I will do until I can afford first class on a different airline.

Makes me wanna dark-floss sandwich.

Top 10 New Advertising Slogans for Delta Airlines

10. Delta: We're Amtrack with Wings.
9. Delta: Join Our Frequent Near-miss Program.
8. Delta: Ask About Our Out-of-court Settlements.
7. Noisy Engines? We'll Turn 'em Off!
6. Delta: Complimentary Champagne in Free-fall.
5. Enjoy the In-flight Movie on the Plane Next to You.
4. Delta: The Kids Will Love Our Inflatable Slides.
3. Delta: You Think It's So Easy, Get Your Own Damn Plane!
2. Delta: Our Pilots are Terminally Ill and Have Nothing to Lose.
1. Delta: We Might Be Landing On Your Street!

And 5 more just for the heck of it. . .
5. Delta: Terrorists are Afraid to Fly with Us.
4. Delta: Bring a Bathing Suit.
3. Delta: So That's What Those Buttons Do!
2. Delta: A Real Man Lands Where He Wants To.
1. Delta: We Never Make the Same Mistake Three Times

/Letterman

Anyone remember this from Delta's website?

I don't get it.

Tjack:
I flew Delta from Atlanta to Rio. 11 hours in coach. Pure Hell.
Rio has a nice beach, the women are hot, but the flight is ridiculous, nothing I will do until I can afford first class on a different airline.

I don't know about South America, but if you are crossing the Atlantic or Pacific I have had great experiences in business on British, Quantas, and Singapore airlines. On any of those airlines, when you arrive you will have your baggage and be at customs & immigration before the masses have finished getting off the plane.

Of course, watch out for sales - occasionally I see buy one, get one free offers for first class tickets. In those cases two first class tickets are often cheaper than two business class tickets.

I also have the attitude that I would rather not go if I had to be in coach. People who disagree with me usually have no idea what life is like forward of coach. And I sleep well in my business class bed thinking about those poor sucks in 19 inch wide seats that only recline 15 degrees.

Girls in Brazil. It's different down there.

/trannies

/should have read cycotica's Weeners.

If I was still living in NYC, I'd walk by this ad a thousand times before finding it even remotely amusing.

cycotica: Brazil. It's really different down there. (not safe for work or sanity). (pops)

I'm glad there was at least one thing to laugh at in this thread.

Sooooo....

..that's what the losers from "The Apprentice" do now

Kansei: /should have read cycotica's Weeners.

The filter shows it's wisdom.

/forget it, you can't have "post" and a numeric qualifier without getting a "weeners"

American-flagged airlines are a lost cause. The cabin crew seem to be most interested in telling people what to do and smashing into your elbow with their stupid cart. After a few hours this gets tedious. I fly Air France to Europe, Singapore Air or JAL to Asia, and try not to make domestic trips any more.