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(Eagle Tribune)   Fifteen million toll tokens for sale cheap. Voting enabled for potential uses   ( divider line
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9459 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 May 2006 at 2:32 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-05-28 03:42:38 PM  
16 votes:

2006-05-28 02:49:03 PM  
12 votes:
Layin' the mother of all smackdowns on that bastid LaFours
2006-05-28 03:41:10 PM  
9 votes:
Fill up an empty swimming pool with them and dive in like Scrooge McDuck into his money bin.
2006-05-28 02:48:41 PM  
9 votes:
The way your dad looked at it, this token was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this token up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the token. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the token to you.
2006-05-28 12:01:00 PM  
8 votes:
Homer: I don't know...can you swing a sack of tollbooth tokens?
Jimbo: Can I?
Homer: You're in! Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own tokens.
2006-05-28 02:39:04 PM  
7 votes:

This is too easy. Just use tokens instead of pennies.
2006-05-28 02:51:07 PM  
6 votes:
15 poor chicks at the same time, man.
2006-05-28 02:44:28 PM  
6 votes:
We could revive POG.

/no one else remembers do they?
//am I young or old?
///get off my lawn/bigwheel
2006-05-28 02:38:45 PM  
6 votes:
id say melt em down and make a 10 foot tall nude statue of myself to put in my front yard
2006-05-28 02:37:31 PM  
6 votes:
make cow bells

/we need more
//cows look spiffy with bell bling
///Vermont & Ben&Jerry's likely customers
2006-05-28 04:24:07 PM  
5 votes:

Melted down, resold as commemorative license plates--

Buy one, get through all New Hampshire tolls for free, forever.

2006-05-28 02:38:04 PM  
5 votes:
Beer tokens of course
2006-05-28 07:16:31 PM  
4 votes:
Flatten them on train tracks.
2006-05-28 02:57:33 PM  
4 votes:
Cover the next batch of humvees headed for Iraq with them using pop-rivets. Extra free armor AND bling for the ground patrols that need a little extra Iraqi street cred.
2006-05-28 02:57:21 PM  
4 votes:
yeah, give them to bums. its the thought that counts.
2006-05-28 06:03:54 PM  
3 votes:
Communion wafers.
2006-05-28 05:14:01 PM  
3 votes:
How's about a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory type deal for illegal immigrants? Get a token in your taquito and you win.

(Crap - not used to enabling voting)
2006-05-28 04:04:49 PM  
3 votes:
Place them on the lifeless eyes of my vanquished foes!
2006-05-28 03:23:39 PM  
3 votes:
They could try sticking them up their asses.
2006-05-28 02:48:12 PM  
3 votes:
Give them to those annoying bell ringing guys at Christmas
2006-05-28 02:39:57 PM  
3 votes:
We could melt them down into swords that we could use to bring justice to the Godless heathens overseas!

2006-05-28 08:15:42 PM  
2 votes:
Let's stick them all up this guy's ass:
2006-05-28 04:30:24 PM  
2 votes:
-use the tokens for confetti on american idol

-make a gun that will fling the tokens like the old star trek phaser toy then sell to toddlers

-weave the tokens into armor for our forces HMMWVs

-bellydancer outfits
2006-05-28 03:54:13 PM  
2 votes:
Have the mother of all token flipping battles
2006-05-28 03:08:19 PM  
2 votes:
Swallow one after every meal.
2006-05-28 03:01:09 PM  
2 votes:
That's easy. Pay off the national debt with them.

Shait, it's just one big imaginary number at this point anyhow ...

It's either that or we start a fight club, make some soap, create an army of space monkeys, assign them homework, and subvert the dominant paradigm, ultimately overthrowing the government and throwing out the books entirely.
2006-05-28 02:54:22 PM  
2 votes:
We can make candlesticks by welding them together. Big, tacky candlesticks.

Then we can commit murder, in the Billiard room with them.
2006-05-28 02:43:01 PM  
2 votes:
We can play highway plinko.

/2 points if the one you dropped bounces into the next lane!
2006-05-28 06:44:53 PM  
1 vote:
Seeing as how they have the image of the "Old Man on the Mountain", I would think these would be collector's items. I can see them taking about 1,000,000 and then sell them in a collector's pack for $1 a piece and include a history of the token as well as some "baseball card" photos of the "Old Man". The tourist traps would make a killing I'm sure. It is, after all, a "limited edition".

Then, take the other 14 million and melt into a statue of the Old Man.
2006-05-28 06:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
2006-05-28 05:58:11 PM  
1 vote:
So the tokens have to stay the property of the turnpike authority...hmm. Maybe Iraq needs a new turnpike?
2006-05-28 03:38:29 PM  
1 vote:
Mr. Clarence Butterworth -They could try sticking them up their asses.

2006-05-28 03:37:48 PM  
1 vote:
Hell,yeah. Use 'em at Chuck-E-Cheese!
2006-05-28 02:59:10 PM  
1 vote:
Ass tokens

2006-05-28 02:39:55 PM  
1 vote:
your own theme park?
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