Well everyone likes to lend a hand around the old BBQ.

/Aisle seat

You gotta hand it to em.

Was it delicious?

tasted like chicken i bet

Did you have a nice day at work, dear?

I'm sure it was a clean break.

Darwin loses handily

Guess there won't be a hand off to far field for the weekend touch football game...

Yup, alcohol was fingered as one of the causes.

As a Canadian, I just wanna stay that we don't get much of that stuff going on up here. At least, none that we hear of.

/ not gloating
// feels bad for the guys

If they lose their construction jobs, they'll be living hand-to-mouth.

Uhhh.. isn't this really a homemade explosive accident more than a barbecue accident?

"Here, hold my beer"

pass the Ketchup
OOPPPSSSS

I'll take mine medium, thanks.

Reminds me of that ad for Skittles gum.

Memorial Day Weekend is the official start of the Dumbass Season. It peaks on the Fourth of July when fingers, hands, eyes and other parts will be lost.

Have fun, y'all

A1 makes handburgers taste like steakburgers.

I feel bad for their families. Considering they may have just lost their ability to make a living...

The Dynamite Monkey: Uhhh.. isn't this really a homemade explosive accident more than a barbecue accident?

new keyboard please ...

This seems appropriate.

Let's play...

GUESS!

THAT!!

RACE!!!

/My guess is Hick.
//Of course Hick is a seperate race.
///Just like Mormon and Scientologist.

The left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.

/got nuthin'

This is hands-down the most pun-filled thread in a long while.

/Will they only be able to count up to eighteen now?

Good job! High five, guys!

Hey ya'll. Watch this!!!!!

I'll finger these guys for a dishonorable mention at the annual Darwin Awards. Any more lost and they would have won quite handily.

Mister Peejay

coolgeek

As a Canadian, I just wanna stay that we don't get much of that stuff going on up here. At least, none that we hear of.

That's because it's mostly so cold that even fire doesn't work.
90% of the population is huddled around the border for warmth, like it's a potbelly stove or maybe a 55 gallon drum with burning trash in it.

/yet somehow, it's better than the alternatives

Oh, I guess you havn't heard, the Canadian equivalent is taking a snowmobile out on a frozen lake and having it break through...

Every winter, the authorities warn about it. Every year, more dumbasses do it.

Hey Butch ,"Ya think ya used enough dynamite"

From TFA it seems more like an alcohol-accident involving a BBQ than a BBQ-accident involving alcohol.

It's what's for dinner!

Anyone got a screen cap from the Monty Python "Salad Days: Directed by Sam Peckinpah" sketch? Nearly made me puke when I was a kid.

C'mon, who hasn't tried to pull out an explosive device from hot coals with their bare hands before?

This thread has the worst puns, hands down.

Darwin 2, Morans 0

OMGWTFBBQ!!eleven!

I'll bring the fava beans and a nice chianti

/That barbecue ashcan kill you

Day_Old_Dutchie

Mister Peejay

coolgeek

As a Canadian, I just wanna stay that we don't get much of that stuff going on up here. At least, none that we hear of.

That's because it's mostly so cold that even fire doesn't work.
90% of the population is huddled around the border for warmth, like it's a potbelly stove or maybe a 55 gallon drum with burning trash in it.

/yet somehow, it's better than the alternatives

Oh, I guess you havn't heard, the Canadian equivalent is taking a snowmobile out on a frozen lake and having it break through...

Every winter, the authorities warn about it. Every year, more dumbasses do it.

Anyone else remember that (lame) comedy show a few year back... the funniest thing they did was a sketch bout tourism in Ottawa...

(said with a very thick and broken accent)
"And then, you go on the Ottawa River, then you dig a big hole in the ice over the water, and you go bobbing for french canadian ski-doo drivers!"

/burned a hole in my brain for the rest on my life
//can't think of ice fishing and ski-doos (snowmobiles)without thinking about that one

My roomate who works at Harborview, had to take x-rays of said "hands". He said it was pretty gross. One guy also lost an eye. I'd hate to be them when they come out of the anesthesia.

Shouldn't there be a "Dumbasses" tag?

/just sayin'

Hey y'all, watch this.

/live near a trailer park
//last nite my drunken neighbor fell thru a glass table top
///one hour ago, while trying to operate a BBQ grill (using only one hand) his bandages caught fire
////back to the hospital
/////need a "North Carolina" tag

charles darwin, please step forward and hand out the awards.
/hopefully not a pair of gloves to these worthy winners. unless, one lost his right hand and the other his left hand.

It doesn't surprise me that surprise was misspelled.

Sounds like it was a grill not a BBQ

I've played with fireworks for most of my life, and learned a few things from them. The number one lesson of all is:

Never pick up a dud firework.

Just leave it alone. I have personally seen "duds" go off by themselves half an hour after they were lit.

What's really sad is they were construction workers.

A construction worker missing a hand is like a hound dog missing a nose.