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2006-05-24 08:02:23 PM  
Welcome to Farktography!

This Weeks Theme: "staplers & staples"
Thanks to staplermofo (who else?) for this week's theme.

Description: An ode to staplers, staples, and stapler porn.

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2006-05-24 08:02:47 PM
2006-05-24 08:03:18 PM
Staple on a stump.
2006-05-24 08:03:19 PM

i believe you have my stapler?
2006-05-24 08:03:20 PM  
That slug is totally doing it with that stapler.

It's all I've got. *shrug*
2006-05-24 08:03:21 PM  
2006-05-24 08:03:25 PM
2006-05-24 08:04:01 PM
Staples in a Swingline.
2006-05-24 08:04:03 PM
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2006-05-24 08:04:08 PM  
He Likes 'em Big (and She's "Sew Easy")
2006-05-24 08:04:18 PM
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2006-05-24 08:04:51 PM  
Stapler in Flight
*no staplers were harmed in the making of this photograph
2006-05-24 08:04:59 PM  
2006-05-24 08:05:42 PM
2006-05-24 08:05:45 PM  
".....and the next thing I knew, I slipped and fell RIGHT on the bottle....."

Ginormous Version (pops)
2006-05-24 08:06:21 PM
2006-05-24 08:06:46 PM
2006-05-24 08:06:52 PM  
The "Hole Punch Incident", as it became to be known, was the subject of office conversations for many months

Ginormous Version (pops)
2006-05-24 08:07:04 PM
through the rollei glass...
2006-05-24 08:07:30 PM
2006-05-24 08:07:45 PM
2006-05-24 08:08:12 PM  
staplermofo I love your 2006-05-24 08:02:47 PM
2006-05-24 08:08:42 PM  
I love you all. *sob sob*

Submit theme ideas everyone, your dreams can come true! *sob sob*

Great photos everybody!
*sob fap ka-chunk, sob fap ka-chunk, sob fap ka-chunk, sob fap ka-chunk*
2006-05-24 08:08:43 PM
2006-05-24 08:09:26 PM
2006-05-24 08:09:26 PM  
Wow, Staplermofo, that's a lot of staplers. Awesome shot :) Out of abject curiosity, how many staplers do you own?
2006-05-24 08:10:33 PM

Thanks a million to ImageShack yet again. And StaplerMofo, who has the patience and faith of a saint. Insert humble genuflection here.
2006-05-24 08:10:45 PM  
holy crap, good work everyone. i think this is the first farktog contest i've laughed out loud at in a looooong time.

the dog thinks i'm a little weird.
2006-05-24 08:12:37 PM
2006-05-24 08:13:03 PM  
WenchyWoman: Wow, Staplermofo, that's a lot of staplers. Awesome shot :) Out of abject curiosity, how many staplers do you own?

3 Heavy Duty staplers, around a dozen full-strip staplers, about 140 tot staplers, 3 antique staplers and two stapleguns.
2006-05-24 08:14:40 PM
2006-05-24 08:14:43 PM  
Staplermofo: Another stapler question inspired by Shazzoir's 08:08:43 photograph...

Just what the heck is the "stapler spreader" setting used for on your standard desk stapler?
2006-05-24 08:15:42 PM  
Everyone in the office knew how the deathmatch would end...
2006-05-24 08:15:59 PM  
bboy: Just what the heck is the "stapler spreader" setting used for on your standard desk stapler?

It's so you can pull the staple out easily.
2006-05-24 08:24:47 PM
2006-05-24 08:26:58 PM  
I hate writing text in a thread like this, but DAMN, you all do some fine work!

2006-05-24 08:34:11 PM
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2006-05-24 08:41:29 PM  
Why am I suddenly finding staplers very erotic?
2006-05-24 08:42:38 PM  
bboy: Why am I suddenly finding staplers very erotic?

I find staplers to be the most erotic of all office supplies.
2006-05-24 08:50:12 PM  
Forbidden Love
2006-05-24 08:51:10 PM  
Dammit, forgot to mention this in my original post due to my cough-syrup induced funk.....

Thanks to Mr. E Meat for helping out on the "foreign object in stapler rectum" entry.

Great work everyone!
2006-05-24 08:51:40 PM  
Forbidden Love
2006-05-24 08:52:42 PM  
Forbidden Love
2006-05-24 08:53:09 PM  
Uh... I'll be back in fifteen minutes...
2006-05-24 08:55:18 PM

more fun with staplers in the kitchen sink
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