jackmalice

I think the Catholic Church beat him to it.

Pillsbury Bake Sale College?

Anyway, ever met a holier-than-thou type that actually is?

And this kid probably hasn't been cut off at the pass either. Remember Robert Tilton getting the boot a few years ago? That good idea hardly lasted last long enough did it?

Maybe if god'd taken a little bit longer to make the place, maybe like 8, 9, days, it wouldn't be in the mess it's in, and we might not have to have to put up with these bible freaks.

Um, on second thot', better make that 12, 13 days instead of my earlier 8 - 9 day estimation.

Bible student or not, I would feel compelled to beat that idiot to death if it was my money he spent.

Zamboro

I usually don't ask this, but...

Troll? Or just stupid? I'm guessing both.

friendly_neighborhood_misanthrope

Are you kidding, the church would eat that kind of excuse up because it gives them more ammo to use on their followers/against their critics

It's also the same kind of excuse that all of the priests/televangelists use when they get busted with little boys/cheating on wives/cheating on taxes/etc.

Repression = Perversion

Mr. Clarence Butterworth

Repression = Perversion

Wow! You mean the Fark theme towards Christianity is just getting you - you deserve a medal! Your mom can hang it on your fridge next to your crayon depictions of the gender neutral family.

Secondly, if repression=perversion than why don't we hear about the Islamic perverts that should triple anything found in Christianity?

why don't we hear about the Islamic perverts that should triple anything found in Christianity?

Because when worshipping Muhammed, who himself farked underaged girls, it is totally acceptable. Plus they behead anyone who says anything about their clerics/holy people/profit.

Confabulat: Maybe you missed it.

smoovement seems to do that a lot.

Heh heh. I found the Pillsbury Baptist Bible College's website. Check out the faculty:
http://www.pillsbury.edu/faculty.htm

There are some skeery folk there. I wonder what Daniel Morrell's bio really means:
"In addition to filling pulpits on a regular basis, he frequently speaks to churches about the Arab-Israeli conflict and God's plan for the Jewish people using his Israel and Prophecy series."

It looks like you can also major in "Bible" (not Biblical studies).
http://www.pillsbury.edu/programgrid.shtml

And here are their admin policies:
http://www.pillsbury.edu/admpolicies.html
Pillsbury College invites applications from students of every race, color, national and ethnic origin with qualifying academic records and clear commitments of faith in Jesus Christ. Consideration is given to factors which help demonstrate a personal relationship with Jesus Christ and a Christian lifestyle.

Hooray for mythology!

you Murricans sure do have a lot of Mythological Colleges around. Can you give me a website for a Harry Potter one?

Deny lust and you will be molested by strange perversions.

smoovement

Wow...for someone who hates Islam and Arabs, you seem to know fark-all about them. Saudi Arabia is rife with perversion and sex crimes.

I can't decide which warrants the "DUMBASS" tag more, using the roommate's card in the first place or using public phones for the calls.

no need to fap in tonight...

...he's in jail.


OUCH!!

smoovement

Secondly, if repression=perversion than why don't we hear about the Islamic perverts that should triple anything found in Christianity?


So, you'd say their treatment of women is well-adjusted?

Is it just me, or does Smoovement get Pwn3d on every thread he attempts to flame?

This just in -- my mom currently has my crayon depictions of the gender neutral family hanging on her fridge.



My mom has something similar hanging on her teepee wall.



O RLY?



YA RLY!

NO WAY!

You farked up! You know yo ass is doomed! ....BEOTCH!

...but it still counts as abstinance.

Charge not lest ye be charged.

Wow, roommates do stupid shiat and try to get each other in trouble?

I know it's such a new concept at this point in time, but it sounds like a Fark cliche in the making.

What's Jesus wearing?

Bible: an book of fairy tales and superstitions written by Bronze Age goat-herders.

College: a place of higher learning.

Bible College: WTF?

Phone sex. I just don't understand that. I really need something visual to get me off.

But hey, that's just me. I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth.

Poor kid will not be allowed back to school, when he has all the makings of a priest the way the church wants them!

Went to a Christian (Baptist) school all the way 3rd-12th grade (that ended early when I was expelled - finished up in the far more moral Public School system).

Saw a girl get spanked in front of the class in 6th grade.

Now I REEEEEEAAAAAAAAALLLLLYYYYYYY like to see girls get spanked!

Thanks, Jeebus!

/Any girls in around here like to get spanked??
//2-minutes for slashing.

I'm sure it will be found out the kid is innocent, and the Devil is to blame.

A damn convienant religion, that Xianity.

Btw, while we are talking about bible colleges, do some reason on Patrick Henry College.

They regularly get 7-10% of the Whitehouse intern slots, have students sign a "contract" saying they believe the Bible to be literal fact, and have been denied accreditation because their "biology" "professors" will not discuss Evolution on campus.

Well he is a bible thumper.

Oh yeah...

1) Went to Bible college.
2) Had a roommate who called phone sex numbers.
3) Caught the charges before they went over 400 bucks.
4) No one ever admitted to it (5 other roommates).

Good times.

Thou Shall Not Steal



























































//tie the stupid fark to a chair & force him to watch The Ten Commandments several hundred times

"I heard about these guys who drove some planes into buildings because they thought they'd get 72 virgins for all eternity."

I never got how this was such a turn-on anyways, okay you get 72 times that are decent, then you have to hear 72 whining, complaining women for all eternity. Sounds more like the Hell they deserve.....

/I keed, I keed
//maybe not
///72 slashy virgins?