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(AP)   Bible-college student uses roommate's debit card to run up $2350 in phone-sex charges. It's so hot when it's so forbidden   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 88
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2006-05-24 01:39:55 AM  
Maybe he was trying to convert some women who'd put out after marriage.
 
2006-05-24 01:40:24 AM  
That is awesome. Damn Bible scholars...
 
2006-05-24 01:43:42 AM  
It's sad when the only way you can get some is over the phone.

(sorry if this is a double post...intarweb's being dumb)
 
2006-05-24 01:44:39 AM  
God I just had an evil idea - a Church sponsored bank with credit cards. Instead of frequent flyer miles, the credit card can give you absolution points towards getting out of purgatory, or even hell, after your death.

\L. Ron Hubbard thought this up first.
 
2006-05-24 01:46:07 AM  
Perhaps he was just doing research?
 
2006-05-24 01:47:52 AM  
They probably block all the good internet sites on-campus, but you'd think he could make do with a Cosmo or something.
 
2006-05-24 01:48:57 AM  
This is just another example of the liberal media's war against Christianity!

/No it's not. It's further proof that christians are humans and thus just as corrupt as the rest of us farks
//'cept televangelists. They're douches.
///Slashies are biblical
 
2006-05-24 01:50:12 AM  
I think the kids that he stole the credit card from should put out a rumor on campus that all the cards were to a gay sex line.
 
2006-05-24 01:56:02 AM  
- all the cards were to -
 
2006-05-24 01:57:01 AM  
Calls, damn it. All the "calls" were to....

/Apparently, I'm more tired than I thought.
 
2006-05-24 02:00:53 AM  
Haha phone sex... this kid must be totally lame.
 
2006-05-24 02:01:18 AM  
How archaic is phone sex with the advent of interboobies?

/this thread is useless without sound clips?
 
2006-05-24 02:01:33 AM  
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2006-05-24 02:03:11 AM  
Oy, vey.
 
2006-05-24 02:05:25 AM  
I like how he went through the effort of using public phones around campus, without ever thinking, "hmm, I wonder who else my roommate thinks has access to his debit card?"

Not a master criminal.
 
2006-05-24 02:11:35 AM  
Confabulat


I like how he went through the effort of using public phones around campus, without ever thinking, "hmm, I wonder who else my roommate thinks has access to his debit card?"

Not a master criminal.


Merely a masturbater. Public phone + Phone sex = Hard walk back to the dorm? Doesn't sound like a fun night to me.
 
2006-05-24 02:14:13 AM  
In related news, I'm never using a public phone again without wearing gloves.
 
2006-05-24 02:15:01 AM  
Who uses public phones? Time for a cell.
 
2006-05-24 02:21:53 AM  
Hooray for minnesota.
 
2006-05-24 02:29:57 AM  
You know it's a slow news day when Owatonna makes the news.
 
2006-05-24 02:34:39 AM  
Phone sex, no cell phone, does this guy live just south of 1996?
 
2006-05-24 02:35:16 AM  
Hey, it's better than farking altar boys.
 
2006-05-24 02:37:39 AM  
wow, retro128, somebody doesn't recognize denominations when spouting religious bigotry.
 
2006-05-24 02:38:55 AM  
I don't understand the allure of phone sex. Talk dirty to a woman you can't even see as you jerk off? I don't think I'd be able to say the crap I usually think. I listened to some of the previews they list in the paper when I was younger, and it just didn't seem as hot as I thought it would be.
 
2006-05-24 02:41:36 AM  
Damn. I wish I had $2350 in my checking account.
 
2006-05-24 02:55:37 AM  
But hey...Christianity = totally awesome - would solve all this godless nation's problems. Especially abortion (death penalty fark yeah). Being religious always leads to great things...It's a fact!

/KITH reference
//O Canada
///WTF? I live in Kansas
////Sliggidy slash - never slashed before and it feels sooooo good
 
2006-05-24 03:00:29 AM  
Yes, obviously, because one Christian is a sinner all organized religion is obviously bogus. Bravo.

/not a Christian
//gets annoyed at obviously faulty logic
 
2006-05-24 03:03:18 AM  
Confabulat: but you'd think he could make do with a Cosmo or something.

depending on how conservative the school is, cosmo is probably a no-no as well. i grew up in pensacola, home of pensacola christian college, and we were always hearing stories about their wacky rules. gender-seperated staircases and elevators in the library is one that comes to mind.
 
2006-05-24 03:07:35 AM  
$2350? That's like 17 minutes.
 
2006-05-24 03:08:48 AM  
Further proof that if you forbid it, they will come.

/Especially when it comes to sex
//Double-entendre!
///Maybe even triple!
////Religions that oppress sexuality just create ugly, ugly tensions
 
2006-05-24 03:09:17 AM  
stubblyhead: i grew up in pensacola, home of pensacola christian college

Hey, Ft. Walton Beach boy here.

/high fives
//Panhandlers have special understanding of Biblical lunacy
 
2006-05-24 03:25:47 AM  
I should have charged him double, too!
 
2006-05-24 03:26:29 AM  
Can I get an Amen?!
 
2006-05-24 03:28:24 AM  
There is a Bible College?

WTF?
 
2006-05-24 03:29:54 AM  
Amen.

You ask, I deliver. How cool am I?

/Not very
 
2006-05-24 03:32:21 AM  
Fifty bucks says he says something to the effect of "Satan was controlling my life through pornograhy and phone sex but through Jesus Christ I have been redeemed" in order to turn everything to his favor and make himself seem like a victim/hero in the eyes of his church.
 
2006-05-24 04:00:32 AM  
fragMasterFlash

Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Bravo
 
2006-05-24 04:17:19 AM  
fragMasterFlash: I bow to you.

His penis must be awfully sore...Can I say penis?
 
2006-05-24 04:33:34 AM  
Did anyone else get the "Oprah Goes to Auschwitz" ad on that page? I immediately imagined it as a children's book and started crying on the inside.
 
2006-05-24 04:57:19 AM  
Well there is a bit of pornography in the Bible so I would definitely try the research into satanic devices defense, and if that didn't work, the evangelical led astray theory and if that doesn't work, consent to be being spanked with a bible.
 
2006-05-24 05:07:07 AM  
He's probably too afraid of getting busted by Dateline on the Internet.
 
2006-05-24 05:24:41 AM  
Thou shalt not spill thy seed on thy roommate's credit card.
 
2006-05-24 05:27:32 AM  
I knew we couldn't have one thread about religion and it not slander the Catholics, retro128.

Hey, he is only human. A human who likes sultry voices.
 
2006-05-24 05:37:33 AM  
I think it's funny that the assumption is that catholics are the only ones guilty of pedophilia. I'm pretty sure there were other priests who got busted, Catholics just got more spotlight for moving the priests around.
 
2006-05-24 05:48:43 AM  
I'm pretty sure there were other priests who got busted

Yeah, I am pretty sure all other religions are filled with sick motherfarkers, that is what you get when you impose unnatural rules on people. A life without sex? Sure that will work.
 
2006-05-24 05:50:12 AM  
2006-05-24 01:44:39 AM jackmalice

God I just had an evil idea - a Church sponsored bank with credit cards. Instead of frequent flyer miles, the credit card can give you absolution points towards getting out of purgatory, or even hell, after your death.

A similar idea...

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/080602/reward.shtml

Sorry...no clicky.
 
2006-05-24 06:09:34 AM  
I'm pretty sure there were other priests who got busted

Yeah, I am pretty sure all other religions are filled with sick motherfarkers, that is what you get when you impose unnatural rules on people. A life without sex? Sure that will work.--


I didn't know there were protestant priests who were not allowed to marry. Hmmm. Could you be WRONG? I think so.
 
2006-05-24 06:17:07 AM  
The funniest part of this for me was that the linked site classifies this story as "News:Entertainment". For $2G+, I sure hope so.
 
2006-05-24 06:23:43 AM  
Landofmiddlegirth

You mean there's only Catholic and Protestant churches? Those Eastern Orthodox folks are gonna be pissed when they hear that (and... their priests can't marry).
 
2006-05-24 07:27:24 AM  
I had a....ahem....friend in college whose high school sweetheart was still in high school (senior) while he was a freshman in college. Their home town was far enough away that any call between them was long-distance. He was so lovesick by the end of the semester that he had to talk to her on the phone for hours a day. What I didn't know was that he'd begun to 3rd-party charge all his calls to my dorm phone. He managed to rack up $750 worth of calls to her. It took me four months after I graduated of challenging those calls with AT&T to get them to reverse the calls back to the number they were actually called from, which happened to be the dog kennel owners he was live-in working for. He had run up $3000 on their phone already and were prepared to take him to court over it.

Oh, and the next year when his sweetheart made it to campus? They continued dating for about 2 months, broke up, and she because the campus slut (as I heard it).
 
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