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(Some Guy)   Kristen Dunst wears a bikini to scare away children   ( ) divider line
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7569 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 May 2006 at 2:55 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-05-23 02:26:48 PM  
Ugly? Whatever. I'm still gonna tug one off to that.
2006-05-23 02:26:53 PM  
Dem bones, dem bones, gonna walk all over...
2006-05-23 02:29:27 PM  
Alicia Witt should have been in Spider-Man.
2006-05-23 02:32:12 PM  
She's taking white to a whole new level. She wont get skin cancer either....
2006-05-23 02:32:17 PM  
Is she still a farker?
2006-05-23 02:33:56 PM  
what, is this Rainbow Submitter Day at Fark?
look at the lower pic. nice
2006-05-23 02:36:16 PM  
submitter: Kristen Dunst wears a bikini to scare away children

Might I suggest leaving the basement for a few minutes. There's nothing scary about those pictures.
2006-05-23 02:38:33 PM  
She's still hot. In that emaciated crack whore kinda way. But i would still hit that in a heart beat.

/I gottcha biatch
2006-05-23 02:38:50 PM
2006-05-23 02:41:05 PM  
Man, submitter, it must be nice banging supermodels all day. Those pics won't make the SI swimsuit issue, but she doesn't look bad at all.
2006-05-23 02:41:30 PM  
Come on, she looks fine. Perhaps a bit more 'normal' than usual, without her makeup, but she's a good looking lady. A tad skinny, but some people like that.

Besides, pale-skinned redheads are EXTREMELY freaky in the sack.
2006-05-23 02:42:53 PM  

Now THAT is one to tug to...
2006-05-23 02:44:05 PM  
2006-05-23 02:32:17 PM Steve Dallas
Is she still a farker?

You're talking about this person I assume, and I think it's been confirmed multiple times by various modmins that this individual is not who "she" claims "she" is.
2006-05-23 02:44:44 PM  
Say what you will about Kirstin Dunst, but she's really cool in person.
2006-05-23 02:44:47 PM  
There is nothing unattractive or short of lovely about those pictures.
2006-05-23 02:47:18 PM  
Mugato: Alicia Witt should have been in Spider-Man.

Hair color is right, but not quite hot enough (Dunst isnt either). MaryJane is supposed to be a HOTTIE, cheerleader type all american girl. With a BIG rack.

2006-05-23 02:50:39 PM
2006-05-23 02:51:04 PM
2006-05-23 02:52:18 PM  
I'd tickle her uvula with my fadeeker.
2006-05-23 02:56:17 PM  
I want my babyback babyback babyback...
2006-05-23 02:58:40 PM  
Mugato: Alicia Witt should have been in Spider-Man.

2006-05-23 02:47:18 PM Isuldirs

Hair color is right, but not quite hot enough

To paraphrase another TFer: That statement is so ghey you just knocked Tom Cruise out of the back of the closet into Narnia.

Alicia Witt is HAAAWWWWTTT
2006-05-23 02:59:02 PM  
submitter, die in a fire
2006-05-23 03:00:25 PM  
At least she's not blonde anymore. All she needs is a few sandwiches to get rid of the pointy knees and sharp ribs.
2006-05-23 03:01:58 PM  
I look every time. I hate myself.
2006-05-23 03:04:33 PM  
Hubba hubba!
2006-05-23 03:05:05 PM
2006-05-23 03:05:45 PM  
Sport-o: I look every time. I hate myself.

No. You're supposed to say this when the headline is "boobies" but has hermaphroditic themes and you just had to click. Clicking on this is normal, submitter (and blogger) is a dumbass. This is hawt (albeit could use a sammich).
2006-05-23 03:06:44 PM  
I'd hit her in an average kinda way.
2006-05-23 03:10:47 PM  
See nothing wrong there, not the most attractive bikini though.
2006-05-23 03:17:03 PM  
She hit the wall after Interview With a Vampire.
2006-05-23 03:19:52 PM  
I'd insert me penis into her vagina!

/nudge, nudge, wink, wink!
2006-05-23 03:20:02 PM  
Submitter clearly eitrher has impossibly high standards or is still blind from the latest old-lady+13-year-old=sex pic from The Smoking Gun...
2006-05-23 03:20:20 PM  
Did anyone misread that as Kirsten Alley?

Now that's scary!
2006-05-23 03:21:38 PM  
Alicia Witt is HAAAWWWWTTT

2006-05-23 03:27:28 PM

2006-05-23 03:27:31 PM  
She's a butterface. Sorry, I don't want to be associated with the basement dwelling farkers, but she looks like she's perpetually stoned. Her body on the other hand, smoking hot. That being said, I would hit it so hard her grandma would feel it.
2006-05-23 03:27:55 PM  
i find it amusing when men who have neither interacted with attractive women, nor ever had relations with attractive women become critical about attractive women with classic bodies clad in bikinis...

i call it the sour grape nuts syndrome...
2006-05-23 03:30:25 PM  
Isuldirs: Mugato: Alicia Witt should have been in Spider-Man.

Hair color is right, but not quite hot enough

Um, yeah, okay:
2006-05-23 03:30:26 PM  
Subbie: Jake Gyllenhall is zat you!
Sorry Jakey I'd hit that with 1.000 average.
2006-05-23 03:39:06 PM  

What's up with the history of that picture? I see it every now and again, but I've never understood the signifigance of it.
2006-05-23 03:40:13 PM  
I don't know why, but suddenly I could go for a rack of ribs...
2006-05-23 03:44:07 PM  
cycotica: pic from The Smoking Gun...

Damn you! I'd just about forgotten that.

2006-05-23 03:49:40 PM  
I think they're running home to fap so they dont get it all over their pants.
2006-05-23 04:15:48 PM  

/the other 7 dwarfs
2006-05-23 04:59:22 PM  
She's easily doable...attractive and rich...
2006-05-23 05:00:02 PM  
Wow. Wow. Wow. Talk about impossibly high standards. What the hell does it take for ye farkers to like in women?

I'd hit that like the fist of an angry God. One of the few actresses who has the cute and hot thing going.
2006-05-23 05:03:49 PM  

cycotica: pic from The Smoking Gun...

Damn you! I'd just about forgotten that.

2006-05-23 05:06:19 PM
2006-05-23 05:26:35 PM  
OK, OK, so she's a little too skinny.
I'd hit it, you'd hit it, and your Grandma would hit it.

She's really cute, really hot, a little bony, sortta pale. She's still plenty round in good places, and she not only looks pretty, she looks nice.

Now excuse me, that tongue of hers has made my knees a bit wobbly. I'd better go squeeze one out.

/fap on
2006-05-23 05:45:02 PM  
Her name is Kirsten, not Kristen.

/Submitter and TFA are both idjits...
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