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2006-05-20 03:11:59 AM  
"And then I did this to Presidente Fox, and he promised to stop letting so many Mexercans come over the border."
2006-05-20 03:39:25 AM  
Ook! All Hail the Monkey King!!!
2006-05-20 10:10:20 AM  
'whiskey ? Yeah I'll have a whiskey'
2006-05-20 10:15:45 AM  
"This shiat is bananas!"
2006-05-20 10:30:56 AM  
"And the liberals have their panties in a such a wad that they look like this when they talk"
2006-05-20 10:37:58 AM  
Genetically modified zucchini get this big.
2006-05-20 10:38:33 AM  
"I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh."
2006-05-20 10:39:28 AM  


2006-05-20 10:39:29 AM  
"I'm still a f*cking idiot."
2006-05-20 10:40:20 AM  
"Everybody now! In the jungle, the mighty jungle..."
2006-05-20 10:40:59 AM  
We will stop the evil-doers behind the Da Vinci COOOODE!
2006-05-20 10:41:09 AM  
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My leadership sucks THIS MUCH!
2006-05-20 10:41:21 AM  
Associated Press: President Bush as seen today at the National UTZ Pretzel and Potato Chip convention, mere seconds after improperly ingesting an UTZ Pretzel
2006-05-20 10:45:03 AM  
"This is how Jeff Gannong got into the White House."
2006-05-20 10:46:29 AM  
"In a moment of weakness President Bush gave in to his desire to test his theory that the microphone cover was actually a chocolate marshmallow. It was a decision he would regret for the rest of his life"
2006-05-20 10:46:58 AM  
Cheney just wiggled his fingers!
2006-05-20 10:47:09 AM  
"Hooooooooly farking Moses."
2006-05-20 10:47:14 AM  
Sadam's a Whooooooooooooooooooore!
2006-05-20 10:47:37 AM  
"...and then the witch doctor,
he told me what to do! He said:

Ooo eee ooo ah ah,
ting tang walla walla bing bang,
ooo eee ooo ah ah,
ting tang walla walla bing bang!"
2006-05-20 10:47:59 AM  
"when you are sucking on a cock, make sure you round your lips, like this"
2006-05-20 10:49:23 AM  
Before I became Prez, I regularly used to smoke a fattie this big...

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2006-05-20 10:49:45 AM  
"WAR!...WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR!!! Terrorist threat! WAR! WAR! 9/11, WAR WAR WAR WAR!! We still can't find Bin Laden, WAR WAR!! We need crude oil, WAR WAR WAR, I'm not doing this for daddy, no not at all, WAR WAR WAR!!"..etc get the picture.
2006-05-20 10:51:54 AM  
AP WIRE.....President Bush, seen here speaking at Texas A&M, related to the students by describing his first time milking a Bull.
2006-05-20 10:52:06 AM  
So Cheney's got his gun in my face and I'm trying to grab the barrel and push it away and kicking him in the crotch at the same time. I'm looking around for my secret service bodyguards, but Tricky Dick had already sent them to fetch more beer. The whole time, that asshat is screaming, "Look! There's a quail!"

Still, though, the press corps found it way more entertaining than watching me clear brush on my ranch.
2006-05-20 10:53:24 AM  
"You don't understand...if you're against me, you're a traitor!"
2006-05-20 10:53:42 AM  
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"...and then Karl tells me how he went to see Senator Kerry after the election just to show him his 'O' face..."
2006-05-20 10:54:27 AM  
"I am not a crook"
2006-05-20 10:54:54 AM  
... and no goats have attacked America since ...

// Duh, Now with voting
2006-05-20 10:56:09 AM  
"And I was like WOOOAH!
And then I asked how many was a Brazillion"
2006-05-20 10:56:29 AM  
Be afraid, there's terrists out there. We didn't find 'em in Afghania, but that's cuz they all ran to Iraqistan to hide. That's why we invaded Iraqistan, cuz uh 9/11. And if that Iranazoid guy Uh-mad-a-thingy pushes me just this much, we're gonna go lookin fer the terrists in Iranyland too. We cannot allow a nukular Iranyland. Thank you and good night.

P.S. The Gheys want to seduce yer children.
2006-05-20 10:56:35 AM  
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"All Da Homeys in Da House! Lemme hear ya say Ho!!"
2006-05-20 10:57:06 AM  
"There was one thing that made this war worth while. After we captured sadaam, I visited his cell, and I showed him my OH face, you know, OH OH OH OH ..."
2006-05-20 10:59:28 AM  
"I'm President of WHAT?!?!?"
2006-05-20 10:59:31 AM  
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nuff said.
2006-05-20 10:59:32 AM  
What do you mean both my daughters like the shocker?
2006-05-20 10:59:43 AM  
And then Laura was all like "Dude!" and I was like "Duuuude!" And then I say "No way!" And like Cheney said "Yes way." And I said "Whatever" and like Laura said "As if!" And Cheney was like "Talk to the hand"
2006-05-20 11:00:29 AM  
Don't forget to cup da bwalls!"

2006-05-20 11:00:55 AM  
"And so, I will veto the passage of the Kick Immigrants in The Box And Shove them Home, or the KITBASH act of 2006, in hopes that we give everyone the same opportunity to fulfill the dreams that the immigrants from the past have had. America is a nation of melting pot, and for America to propser, we must remember our past and act accordingly.

Along with the veto of KITBASH act, I will also announce that we are withdrawing troops from Iraq, as their problems are now mostly internal affairs... Gotcha!

Oh, that was brilliant wasn't it?"
2006-05-20 11:01:26 AM  
"No! ... I told ya, those deckchairs go over here"
2006-05-20 11:02:18 AM  

Forgot voting :(

2006-05-20 11:04:07 AM  
2006-05-20 11:05:18 AM  
"ohhh SNAP! Did I make that bomb go BOOM on all them civilians??"
2006-05-20 11:05:41 AM  
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Photoshop sucks, but you get the idea....
2006-05-20 11:05:43 AM  
President Bush gives the audience a thrill by breaking into the song "Oklahoma" when asked about the war in Iraq.
2006-05-20 11:06:04 AM  
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//had to be done
///or maybe not
2006-05-20 11:06:41 AM  
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2006-05-20 11:08:32 AM  
Theres a message in my Alphabits.
It says "ooooooooo."
2006-05-20 11:12:41 AM  
"Give him the Stick! No! Don't Give him the stick! OOOOOOOOOOO!"
2006-05-20 11:14:14 AM  
Shape of a monkey! Form of a chickenhawk!
2006-05-20 11:18:05 AM  
"WHoooooooooooooah Bushy!"
(married w/ children anyone?)
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