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		Government warns that Al Qaeda may be planning to attack Eminem (sky.com)		191
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Guy Incognito		2002-06-13 09:40:29 AM

the terrorists haven't already won, but in this case, i say let's give them this little victory.

meshman		2002-06-13 09:40:45 AM

"Eminem has received death threats from supporters of Osama bin Laden, according to reports."

Where can I send them a donation?

Kammat		2002-06-13 09:50:36 AM

This is a bad thing?

Scoots		2002-06-13 09:51:25 AM

In other news, I just joined Al Qaeda today.

LDMF		2002-06-13 10:26:14 AM

Every trap needs some bait?

johnc98		2002-06-13 12:02:36 PM

This is like that game you'd play when drunk....
"Ok ok, dude- I got one. Which is weirder- Rooting for Al Qaeda or being worried about Slim Shady? OK- hand me another Busch Light, bro."

Claude Damage		2002-06-13 03:14:58 PM

oh, please oh, please oh, please oh, please oh, please oh, please...

Mad Ogre		2002-06-13 03:15:18 PM

Obvious Tag should have been used.

Everyone wants to attack him.

phunkone		2002-06-13 03:15:53 PM

That video is funny as hell though.

Krinkle		2002-06-13 03:16:24 PM

wtf was up with his video?
i mean they're all awful and stupid
but they catch eminem dressed as bin laden, he waves a white flag, and they all start doing the cabbage patch together?
wtf is he saying? bin laden just wants some homies to rap with? wtf?
i can't stress my wtf enough.

GreenBlood		2002-06-13 03:16:29 PM

"Bin Shady"

real remon		2002-06-13 03:16:59 PM

Satire Day continues ?

spam		2002-06-13 03:17:05 PM

so buy buying drugs I support terrorism, If I buy a kilo can I say where that money goes? Please send it to the Eminem fund. Kill that farker. Hey Eminem? will you "please standup" and put a dot on your head.

utter_bastard		2002-06-13 03:17:45 PM

I say we hand him over and throw in Kid Rock as a bonus.

RaoulDuke		2002-06-13 03:18:03 PM

whadda dumbass.

crazylittleelf		2002-06-13 03:18:14 PM

Who doesn't want to attack him?

sirfarkalot		2002-06-13 03:18:31 PM

word

bluenovaman		2002-06-13 03:18:38 PM

This sounds like a good matchup, Slim Shady -vs- Bin Laden my money would be on Shady, have you seen some of the folks he runs with, scary indeed.
Terrorists are pathetic.

MagicBoris		2002-06-13 03:18:55 PM

Anyone here who wouldn't like seeing this happen?

Exocet		2002-06-13 03:19:08 PM

Ha ha ha, I love it. :)

deltau922		2002-06-13 03:19:11 PM

Maybe Al isn't such a bad guy after all

byort		2002-06-13 03:19:14 PM

Who says prayer is ineffective?

WarmBeer		2002-06-13 03:19:24 PM

Aaawwww COME ON!!!

At least take out Scott Stapp too...

Fathom		2002-06-13 03:19:25 PM

Jeebus.
Didn't we spend half the night last night arguing about Eminem?

He doesn't suck any less this morning than he did yesterday, so lets see if we can curtail this one quick.

Nightsweat		2002-06-13 03:19:27 PM

I double-dog dare them.

starfailure		2002-06-13 03:19:40 PM

Eminem and Osama on Celebrity Boxing!

Aunt_Jemima		2002-06-13 03:19:40 PM

this diserves a hero tag.

phunkone		2002-06-13 03:19:41 PM

When I say Hussein, you say Shady!

JoeyJoeJoeShabbadooJr		2002-06-13 03:19:46 PM

They'll issue a fatwah againt Eminem but don't say or do squat about Celine Dion?

fenester		2002-06-13 03:19:58 PM

But I thought they stood for the same values?

Scoots If a friend of mine said that I would laugh, but sarcasm doesn't always carry well over the net, and you may attract some heat (from Mods or ?) with that kind of post...just so you know.

yotta		2002-06-13 03:20:12 PM

It's nice to see al-quada moving to more constructive persuits.

YourBunghole		2002-06-13 03:20:14 PM

See, Bin Laden could of been the most loved person in the country if he attacks the right people.

Eniminem is a start...Kid Rock, the BSB, N'Sync and several others would be good starts... Go Osama!

Dr. Jones		2002-06-13 03:20:22 PM

I think he's funny as hell. He should make a whole song about bin Laden and all the other terrorists. We can give CD's of it away with Camelburger happy meals in Cairo.

Isuldirs		2002-06-13 03:20:23 PM

so you guys are saying you would rather be a towel head then have the freedom to TURN OFF THE FARKING radio whenever he (or anyone you dont like) comes on...get a life

Jasonp55		2002-06-13 03:20:32 PM

Perhaps we could trade?
Eminem for no/less terrorism?

Rudezombie		2002-06-13 03:20:33 PM

Is there a "hopeful" tag that could've gone with this headline?

Silver_Wlf		2002-06-13 03:20:48 PM

Ha ha!

inthe80s		2002-06-13 03:20:48 PM

Osama wants to kill Eminem, I think we may have misjudged that poor Osama boy..

one can only hope that Eminem pisses off someone who can actually carry out a successful hit on a celeb.. maybe some Russian mob type guys

the_evil_bill_gates		2002-06-13 03:21:16 PM

"Blow every farking country except Afganistan on the map off."

You'd think Bin Laden would appreciate that verse.

Oh well, if it makes anyone feel any better its probably just bored house wives and fags posing as terrorists.

AuntofDogface		2002-06-13 03:22:04 PM

I was waiting for this to happen... Eminem is a waste of a human being, but I must admit, I really like the song and think the video is a riot.

Those anti-drug ads are STUPID. My pot is grown in California, so I'm not supporting the terrorists, but am supporting the U.S. economy!

Miles_OToole		2002-06-13 03:22:40 PM

Finally, terrorists have at least one redeeming qualilty. They want to kill Eminem.

He's hired more professional bodyguards to protect him and updated his home's security system.

Yeah, that's going to help when they crash a plane into his house.

mr_bastard		2002-06-13 03:22:48 PM

Can't we just hand him over?

bluenovaman		2002-06-13 03:22:53 PM

I can't say I'm a big fan, but I have a pirated copy of his new album and I like it. He says some funny shiat and fvcks with people mercilessly, its great. I can understand why people don't like him, but it is like arguing over ice cream, who cares.

Diogenes		2002-06-13 03:22:59 PM

"'Cause it seems so empty with me hiding in my basement and sucking my thumb."

GreenBlood		2002-06-13 03:23:08 PM

When is somebody gonna attack Fred Durst...??

I'll pay you $5, any takers?

spam		2002-06-13 03:23:50 PM

actually, Target any MTV awards show.. would get em all in 1 shot.. hrmm /me wonders where I can get enough fertilizer to fill a ryder truck

UnknownCactus		2002-06-13 03:24:00 PM

who wants to bet that the government kills him so they have another excuse to go on a bombing spree

starfailure		2002-06-13 03:24:49 PM

I'll toss in $5 for Durst, also.

spam		2002-06-13 03:25:17 PM

Greenblood: here is another $5

phunkone		2002-06-13 03:25:21 PM

I'd love to know where they got this information from. I mean shouldn't Al Qaeda have bigger issues on their mind, like dodging all the bombs we are dropping on them?

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