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(AP)   Bill Clinton to write new book about presidency. Suggested title of "Sex Between The Bushes" likely rejected   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 76
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2006-05-17 06:07:50 PM
thats clever

/DRTFA to see if the headline was original though
 
2006-05-17 06:25:12 PM




images5.theimagehosting.com

Alfred A. Knopf will publish the new work, in which Clinton
will focus on public service and individual citizen activism,
telling a story that he hopes will "lift skirts" and "touch breasts,"
the former president said in a statement Wednesday.

 
2006-05-17 06:29:31 PM
What you could have had:

http://movies.crooksandliars.com/SNL-Al-Gore-5-14.mov
 
2006-05-17 06:36:16 PM
golf clap for submitter
 
2006-05-17 06:36:24 PM
z.about.com
 
2006-05-17 06:57:19 PM
The only thing that gives me any comfort over Bush's presidency is that we now have our Clinton that we can bring up for the next twelve years to counter any argument the conservatives throw at us.

Though I don't understand why "But...Nixon!" wouldn't have worked just fine.
 
2006-05-17 07:06:29 PM
Sadly, George Bush will never be able to read Clinton's book...
 
2006-05-17 07:08:25 PM
valinor.us
 
2006-05-17 07:22:19 PM
Dang you submitter. Thanks to you I had this creepy image of three presidents frolicking in bed.

/shivers
 
2006-05-17 08:03:24 PM
Bush: "So, Tony, what's going on at Fark today that I should be concerned about?"

Snow: "Well, Mr. President, there's an article on the Vice President's low approval rating, and one about President Clinton writing a book."

Bush: "Oh, that reminds me, I'm gonna call it an early night and head upstairs. I think tonight's the night I finally finish my book, I've been working on it for five years."

Snow: "Wow, sir! How impressive! You're writing a book?"

Bush: "No, reading one."

/shamelessly adapted from an old Cheers episode, which was probably shamelessly adapted from an old joke
 
2006-05-17 10:13:08 PM
Bravo submitter, Bravo indeed.
 
2006-05-17 10:14:20 PM
Good one, smitty.
 
2006-05-17 10:14:54 PM
Baggins

Last I heard that photo was photoshopped.

submitter

Genius. GENIUS.
/slashy
 
2006-05-17 10:18:01 PM
submitter

That's comedy GOLD! Who submitted this?
 
2006-05-17 10:18:02 PM
haha @ "Sex Between the Bushes"
 
2006-05-17 10:19:25 PM
Brilliance.
 
2006-05-17 10:19:55 PM
Here's a good title:

"America's Last Non-Retarded President'
 
2006-05-17 10:21:36 PM
Baggins, shame on you. that's photoshopped. look at the "back cover" and see that the slanty black wedge is on the left of the red smear on both books. that's a flip, not a 180-degree rotation.

OOPS!
 
2006-05-17 10:26:37 PM
har har har... your photoshop was debunked

/I just picked up 2 "Anti Bush" books today... oddly enough.
//"101 people who're REALLY screwing up the country" and "The Bush Hater's Guide" I believe.
///and a Ben Franklin biography.
 
2006-05-17 10:26:38 PM
i17.photobucket.com
 
2006-05-17 10:26:55 PM
I thought he already had a book. If it wasn't about his presidency, what the hell was it about?

/Obviously didn't read the book.
 
2006-05-17 10:27:39 PM
Golly, photoshopped material on Fark.com? SAY IT ISN'T SO!
 
2006-05-17 10:27:42 PM
"I Dig Fat Chicks: The Bill Clinton Story"

In all seriousness, he could call it "How To Be A Good President (No Matter How Many Lies They Tell About You)"

I'll read it. I'll read George W. Bush's book, too. Of course, the advantage of Dubya's book is that it will have all those awesome crayon drawings in it!
 
2006-05-17 10:34:33 PM
My Pet Twat?
 
2006-05-17 10:36:27 PM
Excellent headline, Submitter! ROFLMFAO!
 
2006-05-17 10:38:35 PM
Bill Clinton: A Blow by Blow Account of America's Most Controversial President?

/not nearly as good as submitter's
//just eager to see this thread devolve into vulgar Clinton-related punnery
 
2006-05-17 10:43:32 PM
Clinton needs to stop teasing people with the old era of democracy. The pale example of banana republicanism of today will leave most people starving for the real thing.
 
2006-05-17 10:44:00 PM
Submitter

i15.photobucket.com

That was grrrreat, LOL!!
 
2006-05-17 10:44:28 PM
Now I'll read that; what's not to like about a book on leadership by one of the greatest leaders of the last quarter century?
 
2006-05-17 10:49:57 PM
Sex between the bush twins?

Unlikely that he would reject it!
 
2006-05-17 10:51:48 PM
Lets get one thing straight, Monica has had more president in her than GWB ever will.
 
2006-05-17 10:53:11 PM
penis gourd!

penis gourd penis gourd penis gourd

/just sayin'
 
2006-05-17 10:55:33 PM
Third Day Mark: /I just picked up 2 "Anti Bush" books today... oddly enough.
//"101 people who're REALLY screwing up the country" and "The Bush Hater's Guide" I believe.
///and a Ben Franklin biography.


So you picked up three anti-Bush books.

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security."

/Just sayin'
 
2006-05-17 10:58:18 PM
frostyservant
So you picked up three anti-Bush books.

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security."

/Just sayin'



Worth repeating

"They who would give up an essential liberty for temporary security, deserve neither liberty or security."
 
2006-05-17 11:00:35 PM
Every time I want to whine about never getting greenlit, I think of headlines like this and the Heather McCartney one and realize what I'm up against.

/Great job, submitter
//Never read "My Lies" and not going to read this one, either
 
2006-05-17 11:02:37 PM
"Sorry So Sloppy: An Autobiography" by William Jefferson Clinton

/smitty's was better
 
2006-05-17 11:07:43 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2006-05-17 11:08:07 PM
vartian: Though I don't understand why "But...Nixon!" wouldn't have worked just fine.

Because in the next couple years, Ann Coulter will write a book telling us all how he's an American Hero, and conservatives will buy it hook, line, and sinker.

/it worked for Joe McCarthy...
 
2006-05-17 11:08:38 PM
I wish xanax Laura would keep the first penis happy.
 
2006-05-17 11:13:00 PM
I saw him yesterday at the Windsor Arms hotel.
 
2006-05-17 11:18:20 PM
Note to all farkers: Jokes linking Clinton to sex are by definition lame. Farkers that make and repeat such jokes are by definition lame. Please go giggle yourself to death.
 
2006-05-17 11:24:46 PM
well played submitter. Incredible headline.
 
2006-05-17 11:25:09 PM
Submitter: Fantastic!
 
2006-05-17 11:31:10 PM
Baggins

"Sadly, George Bush will never be able to read Clinton's book.."

Brilliant! I am so stealing that line.

/excellent headline Submitter
//kudos to you, Sir and/or Madam
 
2006-05-17 11:32:58 PM
AntiNerd
Note to all farkers: Jokes linking Clinton to sex are by definition lame. Farkers that make and repeat such jokes are by definition lame. Please go giggle yourself to death.


Sorry, apparently everyone in the thread has misplaced their universal humor dictionary. Or perhaps making a blanket statement that any joke about a certian topic is automatically lame just makes you an idiot.
 
2006-05-17 11:35:14 PM
Kudos!
 
2006-05-17 11:35:26 PM
Quick1: /it worked for Joe McCarthy...

not when he was alive, he had his 15 minutes of fame for about 10 years but the rest of his life he spent it drinking himself to death. Thank God.
 
2006-05-17 11:52:21 PM
AntiNerd
Note to all farkers: Jokes linking Clinton to sex are by definition lame.

To be fair, Clinton doesn't provide as wide a range of ammo as our current president.
 
2006-05-17 11:56:47 PM
Garble
To be fair, Clinton doesn't provide as wide a range of ammo as our current president.

Or our Vice President

/get it? ammo
//because he shot a guy
///in the face
 
2006-05-18 12:01:17 AM
First to bash Clinton in every thread, first to defend Bush in every thread.

/loves the pic tho
 
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