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(Starpulse)   Dave Navarro insists he's not gay despite same-sex sexual encounters and wearing eye makeup and nail polish. Dude, you're gay   (starpulse.com ) divider line 44
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2006-05-17 10:44:41 AM  
Well i wouldn't mind being called gay if i got to bang carmen every night.
 
2006-05-17 10:46:40 AM  
He's probably a bi-boy. Nice!
 
2006-05-17 10:47:31 AM  
I guess he falls into the "curious?" column then.
 
2006-05-17 10:47:35 AM  
Well i wouldn't mind being called gay if i got to bang carmen every night.

Well, he did say he had same sex encounters before. That means he only bangs Carmen some nights. Other nights he bangs car men.
 
2006-05-17 10:48:51 AM  
Mike Myers is out of the closet now so it seems too.
 
2006-05-17 10:53:17 AM  
I think he's more Electrasexual.
 
2006-05-17 10:53:50 AM  
Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.
 
2006-05-17 10:58:37 AM  
Gecko Ginrich: Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.

What if he doesn't suck dick, he just takes it up the ass?
 
2006-05-17 11:03:22 AM  
I think its more gay to catch then pitch.
 
2006-05-17 11:23:45 AM  
I think its more gay to catch then pitch.

So you're saying if you pitch then catch it's less gay?

Two men, both naked, anywhere other than in a locker room, (straight) porn set or morgue constitutes gayness.
 
2006-05-17 11:26:07 AM  
Aurric [TotalFark]
Gecko Ginrich: Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.
What if he doesn't suck dick, he just takes it up the ass?


Or, perhaps he just sometimes sucks dick/takes it up the arse and other times does not suck dick takes it up the arse but instead farks his playboy centrefold wife, as he pleases.

/dude's the last farking bona fide rockstar.
 
2006-05-17 11:30:52 AM  
You know how I know you're gay?

You're Dave Navarro
 
2006-05-17 11:31:01 AM  
"I've never been aroused by a man, but I've been in situations where I could potentially be aroused."


???

Mom!! Dave won't come out of the cloest!!
 
2006-05-17 11:31:02 AM  
Either you suck dick, or you do not suck dick.

Fark used to be such a great site before everyone started using it like the CraigsList Personals
 
2006-05-17 11:44:24 AM  
Navarro (center) and bassist Eric Avery (left) used to make out on stage every night.

www.scarpati.com

Disgusting !!!

This, on the other hand ...

www.megacalendars.com

Quite fetching !!!
 
2006-05-17 11:44:26 AM  
Apparently, most of you folks never heard/listened to old Eddie Murphy stand-up.
 
2006-05-17 11:46:58 AM  
Gecko Gingrich Apparently, most of you folks never heard/listened to old Eddie Murphy stand-up.

Actually, that's a direct ANDREW DICE CLAY quote.

/comedy nerd
 
2006-05-17 11:55:23 AM  
Him, too.


/D'oh!
 
2006-05-17 11:57:15 AM  
Deeznutz: I think its more gay to catch then pitch.

Pitcher, catcher, you're still playing with another guy's balls.
 
2006-05-17 12:58:56 PM  
90% of the dudes here on Fark would fark him for a night with Carmen Electra.
 
2006-05-17 02:00:06 PM  
Gecko Gingrich: Apparently, most of you folks never heard/listened to old Eddie Murphy stand-up.

It's cool man, no one's judging you here. Do your thing.
 
2006-05-17 02:10:59 PM  
I thought he and Carmen were splitsville so so much for the I'd do it if I could do Electra every night comments.
 
2006-05-17 02:13:38 PM  
He's openly admitted to being bi a long time ago.

But seriously, who the fark cares?
 
2006-05-17 02:25:54 PM  
Navarro without his beard looks like Sarah Silverman in rocinante721 pictiure so no i'm really confused
 
2006-05-17 02:27:19 PM  
grrr....let's try that again..

Dave Navarro without his beard looks like Sarah Silverman in rocinante721's picture so now I'm really confused
 
2006-05-17 02:43:17 PM  
Mijate ?
 
2006-05-17 02:44:51 PM  
Dave Navarro's latent homosexuality worthy of a second helping, after being covered in a previous greenlight? Mods are slipping a bit, methinks.

/I will now away to bannination-land for pointing out the mods' oversights
 
2006-05-17 02:45:09 PM  
I dunno...
Carmen's been pretty seriously used (She's formerly Mrs. Dennis Rodman fer GodSake!) so maybe THAT's why Dave plays with pretty boys: they're less skanky.
 
2006-05-17 02:48:25 PM  
Deeznutz

Mike Myers is out of the closet now so it seems too.

Waaaaa.....?

www.mike-myers.net
 
2006-05-17 02:50:38 PM  
cK-MidnightFreak

Well i wouldn't mind being called gay if i got to bang carmen every night.

Just read that Carmen Electra will be (wait for it) Joan Jett's girlfriend in Joan Jett's new video...

images.thesun.co.uk

The Sun is there...

"CARMEN Electra will play Joan Jett's female lover in the rocker's new music video - fulfilling a lifelong crush.

The singer and former Baywatch star shot the video for A.C.D.C. in New York City last week.

Carmen and Joan play a would-be couple in the clip, but Carmen's character can't decide if she'd rather be with a man or a woman.

Earlier this year the sexy actress revealed that she'd always had a girlie crush on Joan.

Carmen said: "Remember that video where she comes out with a trench coat on and she opens up the trench coat and she's wearing a bikini and then she's rocking out with a guitar?

'She's hot.'"

/head asplodes
 
2006-05-17 02:54:36 PM  
His new band, The Panic Channel, sucks ballz.

And yeah, the lead singer is a former MTV VJ.
 
2006-05-17 04:02:44 PM  
Someone greenlit a new "hit" and video from Joan Jett??
 
2006-05-17 05:42:00 PM  
What if he sucks his own dick, does that make him gay?
 
2006-05-17 05:51:24 PM  
It would mean he does yoga, so yes.
 
2006-05-17 06:11:07 PM  
Funny, I never had to blow a guy to convince myself that I was straight!
 
2006-05-18 04:02:23 AM  
Just keep telling yourselves how manly you are, fellas. Then ask yourself why this bothers you so much. The Ghey isn't a black or white/on or off situation for a lot of people, whether that scares you or not.
 
2006-05-18 07:14:24 AM  
Duplicate greenlights within 10 entries of each other.

This must be a Fark.com record.....

/Ob: I'd hit Carmen Electra like a truck on a woodchuck...
 
2006-05-18 09:49:44 AM  
he just might not "like labels"
 
2006-05-18 09:55:27 AM  
90% of the dudes here on Fark would fark him for a night with Carmen Electra.

Yeaaaahhhh. Thankfully I can say I'm in that other 10%. I'd do almost anything for a night with Carmen, EXCEPT ANOTHER GUY.
 
2006-05-19 05:58:27 AM  
What is all this resentment against staeadfast heterosexuality? Believe it or not, some poeple do not consider gay sex. Ever. Why would I?

So becuase it IS black and white for ME, that makes me a "homophobe"? Just because I'm not willing to consider taking it up the ass, I am afraid of gays/homosecuality?

fark that. I personally hate these people who accuse of homophobia at the drop of a hat more than the homophobes themselves.

/And BTW, I agree, who the fark cares what the guy does?
 
2006-05-19 05:59:24 AM  
Yes, I misspelled many words. These things happen on the Internet. Deal with it.
 
2006-05-19 12:30:59 PM  
"What is all this resentment against staeadfast heterosexuality? Believe it or not, some poeple do not consider gay sex. Ever. Why would I?"

I have no resentment against heterosexuality..I couldn't give a fark what you chair-sniffers do. It's heteros that I can't stand. Who keeps greenlighting sophomoric shiat like this to post? Don't you guys have anything better to do? We don't sit around speculating about who is "secretly" straight. You people are farking pathetic.

I like how this ass-wipe refers to "steadfast" heterosexuality. What, do you constantly have to guard yourself against threats to your heterosexuality? Please. There are more than enough hot looking fags out there that no one is interested in your saggy, pimply, Jerry Springer-watching, welfare-collecting ass. Get a farking life.

If there's any resentment it's on the part of straight men;they resent that straight women want their guys to at least try to stay in shape. I get hit on by women all the time but I'm not interested in anything more than friendship. I'm guessing that Beer-belly Bob and Hair-plug Harry are none too thrilled that the women they're trying to hook up with prefer to spend time with their handsome gay male friends. Two words for you guys: suck it.
 
2006-05-21 09:37:10 AM  
AdidasRob

"What is all this resentment against staeadfast heterosexuality? Believe it or not, some poeple do not consider gay sex. Ever. Why would I?"

I have no resentment against heterosexuality..I couldn't give a fark what you chair-sniffers do. It's heteros that I can't stand. Who keeps greenlighting sophomoric shiat like this to post? Don't you guys have anything better to do? We don't sit around speculating about who is "secretly" straight. You people are farking pathetic.

I like how this ass-wipe refers to "steadfast" heterosexuality. What, do you constantly have to guard yourself against threats to your heterosexuality? Please. There are more than enough hot looking fags out there that no one is interested in your saggy, pimply, Jerry Springer-watching, welfare-collecting ass. Get a farking life.

If there's any resentment it's on the part of straight men;they resent that straight women want their guys to at least try to stay in shape. I get hit on by women all the time but I'm not interested in anything more than friendship. I'm guessing that Beer-belly Bob and Hair-plug Harry are none too thrilled that the women they're trying to hook up with prefer to spend time with their handsome gay male friends. Two words for you guys: suck it.


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2006-05-23 06:59:39 AM  
The comments here are both amusing and pathetically ignorant. If Dave Navarro is willing to say he's experimented with men, and he actually was gay, don't you think he'd just come out and say it, or he wouldn't have mentioned the experimentation thing at all. He's clearly more secure in his heterosexuality than most of the posters here.

And for the 'slower' folks here, performing a sexual act with someone of the same sex DOES NOT make you a homosexual. Closeted gay men who have a wife and kids aren't straight just because they're having sex with a woman. And a straight man having sex with another man doesn't make him gay.

Grow up. Stop using 'gay' and 'homosexual' as insults.
 
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