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(Some Guy)		Before forcing a male stripper to get naked and pose for pictures, cop announces, "I'm not gay." Not that there's anything wrong with that (moretv32.com)		67
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revrendjim		2006-05-17 02:17:52 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: 10K in small bills must take up a ton of space.

Plus, it all smells like male ass-crack.

Quackedtheduck		2006-05-17 02:26:15 PM

Summerhouse

I love Wodehouse. Nothing is too obscure for Fark. Hell, Wodehouse doesn't even come close.

Johnny24601		2006-05-17 02:26:54 PM

ghost_who_walks
You too? I though I was the only one!

Haha, Ive met a few.. well two.
Good to know there are more of us.
...And you literally could not be any farther from me.
Ah well.

elendilmir		2006-05-17 02:31:31 PM

The whole thing sounds like the start to teh ghey pron. With which there is nothing wrong exept for me watching it.

elendilmir		2006-05-17 02:32:59 PM

Quackedtheduck: Wodehouse doesn't even come close.

Yeah. Swayze looked pretty gay in that one. Wodehouse. Ah screw you, what do you know from funny?

No Catchy Nickname		2006-05-17 02:41:19 PM

We just heard about hits (Tuesday) ourselves, so our internal affairs unit will investigate this," MdTA police Cpl. Pamela Thorne said.

That's some classy editing right there.

Donald_McRonald		2006-05-17 02:48:48 PM

"I'm not gay."

Two outta three ain't bad...

Largebill		2006-05-17 03:35:30 PM

Any bets on whether the tips ($10,000 !!) get reported as income?

funkbakery		2006-05-17 04:38:13 PM

Plummet - couldn't you have found a pic with more pooched out succulance? I mean, he's not pooching at all!

Purity Of Essence		2006-05-17 06:21:43 PM

Puh-uhnkee, Puh-uhnkee, give me your lips ... to die on.

/I promise not to come in your mouth

IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler		2006-05-17 08:22:14 PM

I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, yeah!!

Andyc1444		2006-05-17 09:59:53 PM

♫ I got something to put in you... ♫

fenian-		2006-05-17 10:23:05 PM

Mouser		2006-05-17 11:30:04 PM

As a co-worker of mine once said, if you have to start a story by saying, "I'm not gay, but..." you're better off just not saying anything.

xen0blue		2006-05-18 05:10:21 AM

Spanky McLapdance		2006-05-18 06:24:24 AM

Jimmy Mitchelson: He wants to marry his sister.
Freddy: He better not come back.
Jimmy Mitchelson: Yeah, that's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fark you in the ass while we jerk you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here.