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(Some Guy)   Snoop Dogg no longer allowed in Britain after airport brawl. Fo'shizzle   (upi.com ) divider line
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2006-05-17 02:42:43 AM  
shizzle me nizzit
 
2006-05-17 02:44:09 AM  
why does Snoop Dogg take an umbrella with him everywhere?
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\\Fo' Drizzle
 
2006-05-17 02:45:04 AM  
Damnit! Now he'll be here more often!
 
2006-05-17 02:52:42 AM  
does he really affect you that much?
 
2006-05-17 02:54:00 AM  
Oh, are we calling him Snoop Dogg again? I thought it was just Snoop now?
 
2006-05-17 02:55:24 AM  
I think this is fine. Everybody in the states loves this guy and I don't know why. Liking his music is one thing but many people think he's like a really nice guy. Yet nobody seems to wonder why a celebrity and his entourage can't navigate international customs without getting into a fist fight.
 
2006-05-17 02:58:22 AM  
The mans so hardcore hes banned from a country....

a country.

"Ever go to england?" "Fa'shizzle, im bannizzled from there."
 
2006-05-17 02:58:31 AM  
now if we could just ban him in the US......or maby just a Ban on all rap music and rap sigers.........
 
2006-05-17 03:02:14 AM  
Getting kicked out of an entire country is something. That's one more thing Snoop Dogg has done that I probably never will.
 
2006-05-17 03:04:05 AM  
It's all an act Snoop Dogg is the whitest black man alive
in real life he like Carlton Banks from The Fresh Prince of Bel air
 
2006-05-17 03:10:07 AM  
lightsout.onestop.net
 
2006-05-17 03:16:37 AM  
Why is this man popular?
 
2006-05-17 03:17:55 AM  
Remember when Snoop would pretend to be "Joe Cool" or a "World War I Flying Ace"? That shiat cracked me up.

Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat... *shakes fist at Red Baron, and grumbles incoherently*

I don't think Charlie Brown ever realized how farking cool his dog was.

And now Snoop is banned from Britain? Oh, how he has fallen from grace.
 
2006-05-17 03:23:18 AM  
cardex: Ban on all rap music and rap sigers


Ya, I prefer classical music, so why don't we not only ban the rap music, and the singers, lets also ban pop music. I don't care for jazz either, so lets ban that too. I don't really like rock music, or electric guitars, so we should ban that too. You know, sometimes when I am walking down the street, people on cell phones can be awful annoying, let's put them in camps.

It's about time the government stepped in. We need their help.
 
2006-05-17 03:27:34 AM  
To be fair 'grandmaster,' neither pop, jazz, rock music, electric guitars or cell phones have ruined a culture as much as rap has.

That being said, I don't think he was serious.

YA RLY.
 
2006-05-17 03:34:01 AM  
I'm British.

I won't miss this person.
 
2006-05-17 03:38:37 AM  
The guy is an asshat. His "entourage" (most of them flying on economy class tickets) tried to join him in the First Class lounge at a British airport. When they were refused entry, they started abusing the staff, and when Police were called, they attacked the cops. This is one decision from HMG that I fully support.

Offtopic: The UK is planning to reintroduce nuclear energy -- wouldn't it be better for them to explore Thorium as a source of fuel, as it has a much shorter half life.
 
2006-05-17 03:43:23 AM  
Pity about the duty free hooch, tho
 
2006-05-17 03:44:46 AM  
I like the Dogg. He gave rap it's only redeeming value, comedy. Rapping about capping fools and smacking hoes...dammit, I seemed to have outgrown that. Ok, yeah, I guess he sucks. But what's the alternative, Kevin Federline?

Can't anyone pick up a guitar anymore?
 
2006-05-17 03:48:25 AM  
Word?
 
2006-05-17 03:48:45 AM  
One night, some years back, my dad went to a Snoop Dogg concert. Now, my dad is a short white man, in his early 50's at the time. Not only did he go, he had backstage passes. He works in the music biz, so he had tickets, he's not really a Snoop fan. The next morning I saw him, he had three or four large scratches across the side of his face. His story was that he was hanging out with his friends in some room backstage. Then some guy burst into the room and ran across as fast as he could. Close behind him was Snoop Dogg, chasing him and threatening to kill him. He said Snoop was grabbing onto people as he ran, pulling himself forward. The scratches on my dad's face were where he had swiped at his face trying to grab on. Later that night, Snoop was arrested for possession of weed. My dad told the cops that he didn't see anything.

In conclusion, my dad's so much cooler than your dad.
 
2006-05-17 03:50:29 AM  
The real reason he can't come to Britain is he always asks for tickets to Brizzle, and ends up in South America.
 
2006-05-17 03:54:56 AM  
So what british musical act is the U.S. going to throw out in retaliation?
 
2006-05-17 04:02:57 AM  
Bill Cosby needs to have a talk with Snoop.
 
2006-05-17 04:04:36 AM  
So what british musical act is the U.S. going to throw out in retaliation?

If I might make a suggestion, I think an appropriate proportional response would be 90% of all British acts. Don't push us Britain, or we'll throw out 90% of our AMERICAN acts too.
 
2006-05-17 04:09:04 AM  
"...and stay out of the Woolworths!"
 
2006-05-17 04:10:53 AM  
Ali G will want to neck himself over this.
 
2006-05-17 04:18:53 AM  
Wow, banninated from an entire country. When people said England was the birthplace of the mod movement, they weren't kidding.
 
2006-05-17 04:51:25 AM  
Can we throw out Craig David now?
 
2006-05-17 05:00:24 AM  
somebody needs to whack him across the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
 
2006-05-17 05:11:43 AM  
He shoulda known.
The only way you can stay in the UK and be an asshat is if you are muslim cleric and have a hook for a hand.
 
2006-05-17 05:19:02 AM  
What a complete and total waste of space.

His music isn't music at all.
 
2006-05-17 05:28:04 AM  
2006-05-17 05:11:43 AMi8dbbq

He shoulda known.
The only way you can stay in the UK and be an asshat is if you are muslim cleric and have a hook for a hand.


Yeah, but then would he really want the prison sentence that goes with that?
 
2006-05-17 05:30:39 AM  
Snargi: So what british musical act is the U.S. going to throw out in retaliation?


You've got it backwards- this ban has nothing to do with the airport brawl, it's retaliation for banning Cat Stevens!
 
2006-05-17 05:49:20 AM  
Think of the quarentine charges he'll save on.
 
2006-05-17 05:55:41 AM  
Mor Pheus

I still have a Joe Cool mug from when I was a kid. He used to be such a heroic and inspirational dogg.
 
2006-05-17 06:01:44 AM  
i83.photobucket.com

Snoop Dogg upon arriving in Los Angeles
Snoop had no comments on his recent bannination from the UK
 
2006-05-17 06:13:48 AM  
So what british musical act is the U.S. going to throw out in retaliation?

Please, PLEASE let it be Coldplay. Or James Blunt.
 
2006-05-17 06:17:51 AM  
What does Snoop Dogg was his whites in?

BLEEYOTCH!!
 
2006-05-17 06:18:28 AM  
ahem wash
 
2006-05-17 07:12:01 AM  
So what british musical act is the U.S. going to throw out in retaliation?

Please let it be that whiney biatch Morrissey. He hates us, anyway.
 
2006-05-17 07:15:54 AM  
Fine by me, we don't need his shiat over here.
 
2006-05-17 07:19:10 AM  
Ah, what a complete fool. It is refreshing to see the Government, or a branch of, do something so utterly right for a change.
 
2006-05-17 07:20:17 AM  
Keepin' it real!
 
2006-05-17 07:32:16 AM  
No Snoop? How do I apply for UK citizenship?
 
2006-05-17 07:38:28 AM  
We're working our way through the list, although not necessarily in strict alphabetical order.

Most recent victim: DMX

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4772733.stm)

Up next (please god please god please god): Eminem
 
2006-05-17 07:38:40 AM  
The mans so hardcore hes banned from a country....

a country.

"Ever go to england?" "Fa'shizzle, im bannizzled from there."


That was awesome
 
2006-05-17 07:55:31 AM  
Grandmaster: "Ya, I prefer classical music, so why don't we not only ban the rap music, and the singers, lets also ban pop music. I don't care for jazz either, so lets ban that too. I don't really like rock music, or electric guitars, so we should ban that too. You know, sometimes when I am walking down the street, people on cell phones can be awful annoying, let's put them in camps. "

The one hole in your argument? Rap isn't music.
 
2006-05-17 08:09:34 AM  
marmalade shark

Fine by me, we don't need his shiat over here.

...why? You took Modonna. Besides, the chavscum must love him.
 
2006-05-17 08:15:16 AM  
The wierdest thing ever:

Rap music = trash
French music = trash

French Rap = Actually pretty good

wierd huh?
 
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