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(The Sun)   Hammer-swinging thugs trash English soccer star Wayne Rooney's car, secure in knowledge that he couldn't chase them with his foot injury   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 43
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2006-05-17 01:23:38 AM
HAHA!
 
2006-05-17 01:24:35 AM
"Stop! Or I'll dive on the ground at you!"
 
2006-05-17 01:28:31 AM
Well anyone who has 2 identical cars plus a third car really looks Bourgeois.
 
2006-05-17 01:30:29 AM
When he catches those punks, he'll wrap his big green hands around their necks, while Donkey kicks them in the bollocks
 
2006-05-17 01:47:36 AM
Yobs trash Rooney's cars

Newsflash: Wayne Rooney is a yob.
/runs and hides.
 
2006-05-17 01:49:46 AM
illustrates the impotent reality of the euro soccer (err...football) player in relation to the american pro athelete. i dare anyone in the US to take a hammer to a foootball/basktball/baseball players car. i think that US softball-chick may even be more threatening than euro soccer-guy. we should let the US girls-basketball team teach those UK-pussies the art of retaliation.
 
2006-05-17 01:52:13 AM
Wayne Rooney = chav. He almost looks respectable when his head isn't shaved, but just one look at that picture of his old man says it all. The apple didn't fall too far from that tree.
 
2006-05-17 01:55:23 AM
Okay... Someone tell me what a yob is.

/Goes off to admire the Rooney jersey hanging in the closet
 
2006-05-17 02:01:52 AM
Malcolm Magnesia

Feeling inadequate tonight or something?
 
2006-05-17 02:04:25 AM
2006-05-17 01:55:23 AMnelziq

Okay... Someone tell me what a yob is.

"yob" = a punk, vandal, hooligan, etc.
 
2006-05-17 02:04:31 AM
From the headline and the story, I expected to see totally wreaked cars. I don't think these are yobs you are looking for.

And no, I do not approve of vandalism on any scale.
 
2006-05-17 02:05:56 AM
For the dafties: Wikipedia has the answer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobbo
 
2006-05-17 02:42:51 AM
Wonder if there'll be a front page post for the Champions League final today?
 
2006-05-17 02:51:20 AM
He's fat, He's Scouse,
He'll rob your eff'ing house.

ROOONEEY, ROOOONEEEEY
 
2006-05-17 03:14:34 AM
On what he earns he can buy a new DB7 every 3 hours anyway.

Overpaid tosspot yobbo, same as all the other footballers.
 
2006-05-17 03:19:41 AM
Karma. He goes looking for trouble often enough. Looks like a tiny bit of it found him instead.
 
2006-05-17 04:18:49 AM
Malcolm Magnesia

illustrates the impotent reality of the euro soccer (err...football) player in relation to the american pro athelete.



Not that I give a flying fark, but you're comparing apples and oranges there. Football (as opposed to amoured wankball) is supposed to be a non-contact sport whose players are expected to run around very quickly for 90 minutes with only one break. Armoured wankball is a contact sport whose players are expected to run around for 20 seconds at a time before smacking into each other. This means they are expected to have different physical attributes. Neither is "better" than the other; they are simply more suited to the sport that they play.

*Yeah, I know you were trolling, but I was hungry
 
2006-05-17 05:02:28 AM
Just look at Rooney, I wouldn't mess with him. He'd either beat me up or eat me.
 
2006-05-17 05:22:41 AM
Hammer singing?

Can't touch this! do do de do...Can't touch this!

ooohoohohohohohohohohohhh

HAMMERTIME!!
 
2006-05-17 05:30:03 AM
petertime.
 
2006-05-17 06:00:02 AM
And the English wonder why the team underperforms every year?
They shoot themselves in the foot. It's almost like they don't like winning.
we should let the US girls-basketball team teach those UK-pussies the art of retaliation.
I think soccer fans are probably the most brutal/viscious in the world(worst thing about the game) and most of the players are real tough characters too.
It's a different story if your players all take steroids and have two ton of armour on them. If you want a really physical sport theres a lot worse than american football. Rugby is a full contact game with no protection and both gaelic games and aussie rules are very physical too.
 
2006-05-17 06:09:50 AM
Okay... Someone tell me what a yob is.


Something an illegal ain't suppose to have in this country.
 
2006-05-17 06:16:56 AM
2006-05-17 01:49:46 AM Malcolm Magnesia

You are everything a man should be. I wish I was more like you.
 
2006-05-17 07:13:17 AM
browndailysqueal.com

"Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!"
 
2006-05-17 07:39:31 AM
www.musclebearz.com

Wanted for questioning....
 
2006-05-17 07:55:31 AM
www.wma.com
 
2006-05-17 07:57:27 AM
ephemeron

Wayne Rooney = chav. He almost looks respectable when his head isn't shaved, but just one look at that picture of his old man says it all. The apple didn't fall too far from that tree.

I don't think that's fair. A chav is someone who is traditionally a waster, who comes from a poor area, has little regard for other humans, has a terrible taste in cheap clothes and hangs around, causing trouble and does little to help themselves or other people.

Wayne Rooney grew up in a relatively poor area in Liverpool but spent years honing a skill that very few people in the world can match. His dedication led him to be bought by one of the biggest clubs on the planet and since the age of 16 has been the biggest hope for English football in european and world tournaments to date.

He brings enjoyment to millions of sports fans and dedicates large parts of his spare time to helping charities and forwarding youth projects for underpriveleged children in deprived areas.

Not really a chav is he? Also, that pic is of his girlfriend's dad, not his. You only had to read the article to see that.
 
2006-05-17 08:18:41 AM
I aggree with Charlie Croker. Lots of people use "chav" the wrong way. And, a lot of the media don't have a clue - they randomly label people chavs.
 
2006-05-17 08:21:17 AM
Charlie Croker: I don't think that's fair.


Ditto. I'm a big fan. As an American I am not bound by the parochial requirements of the English that I despise Man U if I admire Liverpool. I understand how those attitudes develop (my son's coach played for Sheffield United), but I am not constrained by them. The only exception is Chelsea - I hate Chelsea (except Terry, the best defender on the planet).
 
2006-05-17 08:31:35 AM
embo:

I don't know what it is, but there's something about that photo that makes him look positively retarded.


/Pizza Party, Pizza Party!
 
2006-05-17 08:35:33 AM
I automatically think worse of someone who uses the word chav. It's such a ridiculous, snobbish thing to say and it means absolutely nothing, especially since the tabloids got hold of it and started using it in every sentence. The idea of those lowlifes at the Sun having the nerve to condescend to ANYONE...it really boils my blood.

binnster

The idea that football is a non contact sport is one I hear alot from Americans who are uninformed or watch womens football. As a brit you should know better.
 
2006-05-17 09:23:22 AM
He's fat, He's Scouse,
He'll rob your eff'ing house.

ROOONEEY, ROOOONEEEEY


Ok, while I think it's ridiculous to call Rooney a "chav", this little ditty makes me snicker.

/sorry
 
2006-05-17 09:42:48 AM
Go Celts!

/manks suck
 
2006-05-17 09:45:56 AM
2006-05-17 08:31:35 AM Robo Beat


embo:

I don't know what it is, but there's something about that photo that makes him look positively retarded.


Let me solve the mystery for you. That something you're referring to is Wayne Rooney... also known as Shrek.
 
2006-05-17 09:58:35 AM
General rule of Journalism #245: If you have to put a ring around the damage so it can be seen, then the car isn't "trashed"
 
2006-05-17 10:09:07 AM
mungo:

I know. From the headline, I was expecting to see something entirely different. Meh.
 
2006-05-17 10:24:44 AM
Look, everyone knows that the most brutal fans out there are the damn Curling fans. Geez

As for Magnesia's comment perhaps he should try actually reading some sports news. When is the last time an american player was shot for making an own goal? Trip to columbia anyone?

As for Rooney, he needs to stop breaking his damn foot.

First European Cup
Now World Cup (why Chelsea, why?)
 
2006-05-17 11:44:29 AM
tinypic.com
 
2006-05-17 03:06:26 PM
This is funny as hell. I'm currently baiting a Nigerian lad who tried to pull a 419 scam on one of my characters. The first contact came from a guy named "Rooney Wayne". The next contact was from his Immigration Attorney "Roy Rogers" but the douchenozzle keeps misspelling his own last name as Roygers. I'm going to figure out some way to use this article to was some more of this mugu's time.
 
2006-05-17 03:09:31 PM
Must've been Chelsea yabbos' 'cause the Gunners firm wouldn't've bothered with hammers to the motors....not for a MU git anway....
Lighter fluid and a match, perhaps...
 
2006-05-17 04:39:05 PM
"Not that I give a flying fark, but you're comparing apples and oranges there. Football (as opposed to amoured wankball) is supposed to be a non-contact sport whose players are expected to run around very quickly for 90 minutes with only one break. Armoured wankball is a contact sport whose players are expected to run around for 20 seconds at a time before smacking into each other. This means they are expected to have different physical attributes. Neither is "better" than the other; they are simply more suited to the sport that they play.

Hey everyone look! Sand got into the soccer kid's vagina!

www.sportsdds.com
Like its even a friggen comparison...

/mega troll!
 
2006-05-17 09:07:50 PM
Rooney eats it.
 
2006-05-17 10:30:56 PM
can Englishmen not drive with a hole in the back window?
/Are there convertables in EnGerLand?
 
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