So close submitter.

/And so he went OUT with a bang

Wasn't there some rich old German guy who willed his entire estate to whomever he was having sex with at the time of his death?

Wanted for "questioning": Xenia Onatopp

-Odd Job?


/Bond trifecta in play...

I have to dispute the sad tag. of all the ways that I can think of to check out this is one of the best.

Me no love you long time?

evilotto: I have to dispute the sad tag. of all the ways that I can think of to check out this is one of the best.

I was going to agree, but from the sounds of the story, he didn't get to 'finish'. That's suck. I mean, you already paid her, so you might as well get everything out of it. Before you die.

I'd ride it.

/Trifecta

Don't knock Geylang, if you blow your muck too fast, most of the "Ladies of Negotiable Affection" in Geylang will massage you till you're ready to go again... real moneys worth. In the fish bowls at least.

/ apparently
// www.sammyboy.com for all your nsfw singapore sleaze
/// I love it here!

wonder how many Farkers live in Singapore apart from me?

S.E.A Fark Party anyone?

In addition to the missing syllable in the last line, the dependence of the second line on the use of the trisyllabism of the word "sexual" to bridge metrical feet mars an otherwise decent limmerick.

/limmerick Nazi

That's the way to go!

30 something chinese national? I woulda done the same thing!

does it surprise anyone that a limmerick nazi would have issues with something 'too much huge'?

It's spelled "limerick".

/spelling Nazi

lol

/rational nazi

if there was no foul play how was it an unnatural death? Is there really such thing as an unnatural death?

toomuchhuge

There once was a man from Geylang / who addressed his sexual pang / by hiring a pro / to give him a go / and so he went out with a bang

(try saying it with a Monty Python flair)

Better?

muninsfire, I believe the deal was any woman that could kill him with sex.

not submitter

"He came and went at the same time."

Richard Pryor

I checked the shiat out of that post for spelling mistakes; I had a gut feeling I was going to make some stupid error and get flamed. Spelling "Limerick" with two m's really just makes more sense, in light of the pronunciational distinction between "primer" and "primmer," for instance.

The addition of "out" to the last line helps a lot but my main problem is that "who addressed" and "his sex-u..." are irredeemably weak anapests.

In response to who-killed-john-lennon I would just to point out that, while my poetical totalitarianism is undoubtedly the result of some deep-seeded insecurity, it is unrelated to my penis, as is my account name (which refers to my expansive and gangly physical stature)

Birnone wins the thread.

You mean deep-seated?

ragingchihuahua

-On the contrary-'Me love for rest of your life!'...

shoestring

wonder how many Farkers live in Singapore apart from me?

S.E.A Fark Party anyone?

Hong Kong-based... but I make pretty regular trips to KL and Singapore. E-mail in profile if you want to pull together the S.E.A. Fark party.

/Slashies-lah

toomuchhuge I checked the shiat out of that post for spelling mistakes; I had a gut feeling I was going to make some stupid error and get flamed.

To be fair, my dear, I wasn't "flaming" you...consider it a gentle lampoon.

There is something decidedly uncanny (but not unpleasant) about being addressed as "my dear" on an internet message board

God!

When is firefox going to put spellchecker in textboxes?

It's like the #1 missing feature!

...consider it a gentle 'tampon' more like it.

and don't worry too much huge i wasn't referring to YOUR 'too much huge' ;)

There is something decidedly uncanny (but not unpleasant) about being addressed as "my dear" on an internet message board

Well, antialias is female and attractive, so she's allowed to get away with it. That's one of the rules, I think. Like, how a handsome man can show up to work in his lucky rocketship underwear and get promoted, but an ugly guy who accidentaly glances at a female co-worker gets sued for sexual harassment.

talking to self
Where am I going with this?
Maybe I'm just bitter.
You guys are no fun, I'm leaving.
/talking to self

"wonder how many Farkers live in Singapore apart from me?

S.E.A Fark Party anyone?"

Lived there for 4 years back in the 90's.

I'm an anti-nazi nazi, so STFU

anyhoo, i think this is the bestest (intentional) way to die

/but you have to feel for the woman who sees you conk out
//& has to dump your naked body

toomuchhuge

I'd be glad if i were you - antialias is apparently pretty & bipolar (from her profile) - which from the trend i have observed, makes her rather....'fun' to be with ...if you know what i mean...

/countdown to my death as antialias warms up the light saber
//10..9...*fwoop*
///hey! thats cheating!

haha, I'd love to hear more about this 'trend' you 'have observed.'

I'd also like to take this opportunity to point out, while reserving comment on the physical attractiveness of antialias, the practically heart-warming generosity demonstrated in the appraisal of her looks, which stands in stark contrast to the usual "sharp knees!"-shouting, employed frequently to lambaste barbie-like boobie-bearers but not, apparently, easier targets like pseudo-maternal totalfarking goth girls

mr0x: When is firefox going to put spellchecker in textboxes?

when you choose to download the appropriate extension. the truth is out there.

It's all about the knees. Her's are nicely rounded in those boots she's wearing in her profile. Goth or not, she's got great knees.

Fortunately, because I don't have my picture posted, she doesn't know how ugly I am. It's my only hope against a lawsuit.

THAT's what's been missing from Fark! WE WANT MORE LIMERICKS!

"Look, it's a woman"
"Where... oh wow"
"Shhhh, quiet"
"Dude, she just looked at us"
"Oh, man, we're gonna get laid tonight"

Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.

There once was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass.
In stormy weather
they clang together,
and sparks shot out of his ass.

toomuchhuge

haha, I'd love to hear more about this 'trend' you 'have observed

Hee Hee! You seem quick on the uptake ;-p

the practically heart-warming generosity demonstrated in the appraisal of her looks, which stands in stark contrast to the usual "sharp knees!"-shouting, employed frequently to lambaste barbie-like boobie-bearers but not, apparently, easier targets like pseudo-maternal totalfarking goth girls

Simple. With a chick in a boobies link, they know they are trashing an unknown woman who wont fight back. With Farkettes, they probably think that if they are nice enough the girls will think about chatting 'em up , & then some..

I think it was best demonstrated in a boobies thread a looong time ago - a fairly famous nude model who also is a Farkette (no names, sorry :-p) got a greenlight for one of her galleries - the thread began predictably with OMGSHRPKN33z!! , but when she started posting comments - the boys instantly did a 180 - funny shiat to watch :-)

Btw, i was nice to her to begin with :-p, mostly as i dont any such motivation , even if i wanted - i live thousands of miles from most of you guys - so the prospects of me getting in a Farkette's pants are pretty much - 0

/though that doesnt stop me from being a cheeky bastage & e-proposing marriage randomly on the threads :-}

mr0x

When is firefox going to put spellchecker in textboxes?

try the alpha version of FF 2.0. I hear its got what you need.


12inpianist

havent heard that one in ages. :-)

This is teh Gey-lang...

/apologies

I met a lewd nude in Bermuda.
She thought she was shrewd--I was shrewder.
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude,
But I wooed her, pursued her, and screwed her.

lietkynes65: if there was no foul play how was it an unnatural death?


I was thinking the same thing...seems pretty natural to me

At least the ladyboys at Orchard Tower don't kill you.

/Singapore farker lah