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(   In Waldron, Arkansas, prostitutes now have the option of paying their water bill with cash, check, credit card or a little "alone time" with the mayor   ( divider line
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2006-05-16 11:38:04 AM  
What a goofy group photo of the Little Rock broadcast team
2006-05-16 11:42:01 AM  
C'mon...the guy is 72....who's gonna do him for free?
2006-05-16 11:44:38 AM  
I am officially announcing my candidacy for mayor of Waldron, Arkansas.
2006-05-16 12:01:12 PM  
The Sofa King: I am officially announcing my candidacy for mayor of Waldron, Arkansas.

That's just Sofa King crazy, man.
2006-05-16 12:03:35 PM

Rock Ridge!?!??! ..... Splendid!!
2006-05-16 12:08:37 PM  
It's good to be the Mayor!
2006-05-16 01:17:10 PM  
I'd tap it.

/Har! C wot I did there?
2006-05-16 01:17:46 PM  
Anderson gave a woman with whom he was having sex special treatment

Sex special treatment? That must be from column C on the family style menu.

/ me want it long time
2006-05-16 01:17:47 PM  
What is the problem here? This is clearly a case of the vast right wing conspiracy harming a good politican with a smear campain.

/What is the meaning of is here?
2006-05-16 01:19:30 PM

Vote Quimby!
2006-05-16 01:20:39 PM  
Good grief, my water bill is like, $35 per quarter. If I'm going to have sex to pay off my utilities, it's at least going to be my power bill...

/National Grid. grrr.
2006-05-16 01:21:38 PM  
2006-05-16 01:22:41 PM  
shiat if you can't use your position as mayor for sex then what can you use it for?
2006-05-16 01:22:46 PM  
Bill Clinton just got elected mayor of Waldron, Arkansas?
2006-05-16 01:23:37 PM
2006-05-16 01:23:51 PM  
The mind boggles at the thought of what a Waldron, Arkansas prostitute must look like...
2006-05-16 01:23:58 PM  
with firm leadership like that, arkansas is in good hands.
2006-05-16 01:25:21 PM  
Mayor of Syracuse;
My electric bill will be late this month, please stop by around 7 to discuss some other options.
2006-05-16 01:25:40 PM  
Maybe he should've tried another position? Where in the Karma Sutra does "Postion of Mayor" appear? I don't see it in my copy.
2006-05-16 01:26:01 PM

Hmmmm....ah wonder if you can be a mayor and a First Husband at the same time...
2006-05-16 01:26:19 PM  
...hothouse tomato, under a generous slice of riped cheese...
2006-05-16 01:26:34 PM  
With any luck she'll have at least one good boob.
2006-05-16 01:27:00 PM  
Aw crap, that was supposed to be a pic of Bill
2006-05-16 01:28:29 PM  
submitter: Arkansas prostitutes

2006-05-16 01:29:06 PM  
only in arkansas. i hope.

reminds me of when we lived in gillette, whyoming and the police raided the local whorehouse, but they had to first visit three times to make sure that they really were getting sex for money.

i feel so safe and protected here. maybe i just need to run for something.
2006-05-16 01:29:06 PM  
"Better check the teeth on that horse afore you purchase it, Clem..."

/gotta see if the goods are worth the amount of the bill...
2006-05-16 01:29:46 PM  
Since it's Arkansas the prostitute was probably his sister.
2006-05-16 01:29:55 PM  
i have this sudden urge to be the mayor of Syracuse.

2006-05-16 01:30:49 PM  
Hmmm, kberry/mandimilf, something looks suspicious.
2006-05-16 01:31:39 PM  

Hi, I'm the mayor. I heard you've had trouble with your water bill recently. I will gladly assist in payment in exchange for helping me remedy my extreme pelvic tilt. Oh, and has anybody ever told you, you got a real pretty mouth?

/vote Quimby?
2006-05-16 01:32:02 PM  
hmmm from the home state of Bill Clinton, real shocker
2006-05-16 01:32:55 PM  
Aw crap, that was supposed to be a pic of Bill
that was weird.

new kind of filter to keep all us 'but clintons' from posting our hero?

naa, probably somebody spilled coors on the servers. they're probably now immune to heineken, but coors'll f&ck up even a good wet dream.
2006-05-16 01:33:21 PM  
The allegations involve two women.

Nice. Well played, Mayor.
2006-05-16 01:35:55 PM  
Lets talk about other forms of payment Bow chica bow bow.
2006-05-16 01:36:31 PM  

Aw crap, that was supposed to be a pic of Bill

OMFG!!!11 The intertents R librul!!111!
2006-05-16 01:39:30 PM  
Couldn't she just have paid the bill with the money she got from being a whore...?

Why'd she need a break on the bill as well?

/ I swear
// Moneygrubbers
/// I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...
//// But she ain't messin' with no broke... broke
2006-05-16 01:41:13 PM  
Aw crap, that was supposed to be a pic of Bill

brain-terminal anti hot link squad strikes again. Open the image, and it comnes out properly.
2006-05-16 01:41:20 PM  
Can I be a mayor?
2006-05-16 01:43:23 PM  
I love my mayor!!!!
2006-05-16 01:44:31 PM  
can never find the buttsecks owl when I need it....
2006-05-16 01:45:26 PM  
unfarkingbelievable: I love my mayor!!!!

Keep loving him - makes your taxes lower!
2006-05-16 01:46:17 PM  
MyMindIsGoingDave: can never find the buttsecks owl when I need it....

Need what? :)
2006-05-16 01:46:36 PM  
Dear Jerk

It get's really cold up here...
2006-05-16 01:46:39 PM  
They say that like there is something wrong with that. It's not like he's forcing them to pay their water bill that way.
2006-05-16 01:47:30 PM  
can we see the hooker? is she arkansas-alicious?
2006-05-16 01:48:11 PM  
nothing to see here....move along....

/Vote Quimby!
2006-05-16 01:50:53 PM  
TheSignPost: Couldn't she just have paid the bill with the money she got from being a whore...?

Wow ... good point. Not only is she an Arkansas hooker she is an UNSUCESSFUL Arkasas hooker. Oh .... that can't be good.
2006-05-16 01:53:32 PM

Sarah likes long hot showers...
2006-05-16 01:55:53 PM I gotta go gouge my eyes out...
2006-05-16 02:01:15 PM  
Where's Adam West?
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