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(Some Guy)		New underwear invented to forever solve the horror of plumber's butt by sealing over the crack (no pics, it's better that way) (u.tv)		36
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jonasborg		2006-05-15 01:02:54 AM

I don't think this qualifies as better without pics.

I am actually interested in what this would be, but already love my plumbers crack too much to wear anything like this.

NeoMatrix		2006-05-15 01:08:57 AM

I got a pic (NSFW)

jonasborg		2006-05-15 01:43:59 AM

What's your pic got to do wit me?

Ebenator		2006-05-15 08:26:55 AM

Friends, we truly are living in a golden age.

Sloth-Man		2006-05-15 08:27:24 AM

NeoMatrix

Brilliant

Sir_Spanksalot		2006-05-15 08:29:00 AM

A Loin cloth covers plumber's crack and they don't bunch up like boxers.

soupnyc807		2006-05-15 08:29:27 AM

"Ah, whaddya know? An old Norge! You don't see these babies too much anymore."

sfl		2006-05-15 08:29:27 AM

Chicks dig my coin slot.

likelyculprit		2006-05-15 08:31:42 AM

Manpons?

High_Plains_Drifter		2006-05-15 08:32:45 AM

$15+ USD per pair? Yeah, that'll sell well with the blue collar set.

/morans

Slaxl		2006-05-15 08:37:16 AM

What on earth @ that "Have you heard" picture... :| I mean really... come on.

Faithful Cock		2006-05-15 08:44:04 AM

plumbers make about $50 an hour. they wouldn't even care if their balls were hanging out the whole time

modrogon		2006-05-15 08:46:40 AM

Why worry about form-fitting underware... They should have extra long shirts-tails instead.

Mega Steve		2006-05-15 08:48:55 AM

NeoMatrix

Damn...

I'll be in my bunk.

InflatableJesus		2006-05-15 08:49:53 AM

But will it pay for Lisa's braces?

Cloudchaser the rainbow wolf		2006-05-15 09:02:51 AM

Know what you do when you see someone woth plumbers butt? Sneak up behind 'em with a squeeze bottle of kethchup, salad dressing, BBQ or other sauce and if I have to tell you what comes next, you'll never know :-)

/been there done that

Limp_Bisquick		2006-05-15 09:14:39 AM

I thought the thong took care of this.
/Not that I care to see Bubba the plumber with butt floss but technically.....

mtman900		2006-05-15 09:18:20 AM

So... Neomatrix, care to tell us where you got that picture?

I'm kinda interested in viewing the others of the series.

s14sh3r		2006-05-15 09:22:18 AM

Now if they can just solve that pesky skidmark problem

pestossimo		2006-05-15 09:25:29 AM

What, no HERO tag?

groverpm		2006-05-15 09:27:40 AM

s14sh3r: Now if they can just solve that pesky skidmark problem

How about wiping your arsehole?

sh0x		2006-05-15 09:33:17 AM

... Or just keep some of this in your toolbox
www.duluthtrading.com

StillH2O		2006-05-15 09:36:47 AM

"Builder's bum"? Is that Brit for "plumber's crack"? Cute.

footballbat		2006-05-15 09:59:40 AM

Phil McCraken?

mikeymay972		2006-05-15 10:00:20 AM

Now all that's left is to invent pants that don't slide off your beehinds no matter how big they are

\pull your pants up, young man!
\\Fred Durst sucks

RoyBatty		2006-05-15 10:05:13 AM

Ugh, these are manties!

3D innovations by Jockey

Nightmaretony		2006-05-15 10:07:47 AM

Just say no to crack!

fillg		2006-05-15 10:23:19 AM

I'm with sh0x on this one, you just need a little Crack Spackle.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8783490280052394863&q=crack+spackle

pdieten		2006-05-15 10:37:58 AM

Cloudchaser

Or pitch pennies into the crack. That's fun too.

Stavr0		2006-05-15 10:47:04 AM

This thread is better without pics.

Bacontastesgood		2006-05-15 11:38:25 AM

I guess belts are out of fashion?

therecksays		2006-05-15 12:54:39 PM

Ah just get yourself some Nutrigena Coin Slot Moisturizer.

Neoknight		2006-05-15 12:58:12 PM

Y'know, plumber's butt is not always a problem as this possibly NSFW pic demonstrates.

surfnazi		2006-05-15 01:09:55 PM

One can only imagine what the front half of those pants look like in NeoMatrix's post

bughunter		2006-05-15 05:07:19 PM

surfnazi - One can only imagine what the front half of those pants look like in NeoMatrix's post

Probably something like this. [borderline NSFW]