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(Global Research)   "Electromagnetic Weapons can and will wipe out mankind after they assassinate individual dissidents by sudden heart failure, mysterious airplane and automobile crashes, choking, suicides and other types of 'natural' deaths"   ( globalresearch.ca) divider line
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2006-05-13 01:24:47 PM  
Bust out the tinfoil hats

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2006-05-13 01:26:49 PM  
And I just finished MGS2 the other day.

hmm.
 
2006-05-13 01:35:33 PM  
dedekind_cut: Bust out the tinfoil hats

Won't those just heat up when the microwaves hit them and cook the wearers' brains...oooh, right, I see where you're going with this. Bust out the tinfoil hats, indeed.

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2006-05-13 01:36:20 PM  
Think I'll shape my tinfoil hat like Captain Jack Sparrow's.
 
2006-05-13 01:51:36 PM  
Somewhere out there on the internets is an MIT study of tinfoil hats and whether or not they actually block out any EM radiation. The findings were that they do, but only on selected bands. The bands that they don't block, they actually amplify, are the ones used by the government.
 
2006-05-13 02:20:27 PM  
And then my cyborg army will rise from their cryogenic statis tombs and RULE THE WORLD!

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

wait - did I say that out loud..?
 
2006-05-13 03:12:52 PM  
Ah, geez, a farkin' Greg Szymanski article. This must be Saturday's comic relief thread.

If you think the CIA is after you, and you are the guy that puts papers in vending machines, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you think the CIA is making the wall socket tell you your Mom is a reptiloid, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you truly think there is such a thing as a scalar wave, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you see random low levels of radiation on a meter you can't understand or calibrate, and you think that means the CIA is using a death beam on you, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you write that someone has radioactivity radiation readings, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you think that because you moved to India and still feel the same way you did in the US, it means that the CIA followed you to keep death raying you, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you think that every law enforcement agency from the local sheriff to the head of the DIA is conspiring to do this to you, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you are featured on globalresearch.ca, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you are a regular "contributor" to rense.com, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If you fear that most natural deaths are actually caused by covert invisible CIA operatives with death rays, you might need a tinfoil hat.

Finally, if you think that the government would make the decision to kill you, and all the law enforcement agencies from the top to the bottom all get together and agree to do it, then instead of just capping you with a 20 cent 9mm cartridge they use some futuristic death ray that takes months to work, you might need a tinfoil hat.
 
2006-05-13 03:23:51 PM  
If your job is "a scientist researching into microwave weapons used on the general public", you might need a tinfoil hat.
 
2006-05-13 03:27:08 PM  
Well... that's a relief. My wall sockets never say anything like that.

If I do end up needing a hat, will mylar work?
 
2006-05-13 03:27:27 PM  
"Open up your eyes, man!"

/Dale Dribble
 
2006-05-13 03:27:34 PM  
ALUMINUM!!! FOR THE LAST BLOODY EFFING TIME YOU FREAKS THE FOIL IS MADE OF ALUMINUM!
I'll leave and cry alone to myself, now...
 
2006-05-13 03:28:29 PM  
I think we've found choking candidate # 1:

/fap up, you might as well climatic asphyxiate.
 
2006-05-13 03:29:01 PM  
4 8 15 16 23 42?
 
2006-05-13 03:29:20 PM  
HAHAHAHA O..M...F..G!


I have to share..this is too good to keep to myself.

I was so wrong. Tim Rifat, the scientist researching into microwave weapons used on the general public, is truly a God among men. I give you...this page.

Who would have thought I was dissing the world's leader in remote viewing? Whose "psycrystals" and BPC amulets could cause instant death at a distance, in the hands of a skilled remote influencer? Who dispels demons and neutralizes occult poisons? What was I thinking??
 
2006-05-13 03:30:30 PM  
Who knew?
 
2006-05-13 03:30:30 PM  
Slippery fellow, let's try this again

I think we've found choking candidate # 1:

[image from studiocreations.com too old to be available]

/fap up, you might as well climatic asphyxiate.
 
2006-05-13 03:30:56 PM  
dstaggs
ALUMINUM!

Aluminium, actually.
 
2006-05-13 03:30:59 PM  
that's...special. like, short bus special.
 
2006-05-13 03:31:16 PM  
I apologize. That last comment was out of line. Not everybody posting in this thread may accurately be called a freak.
 
2006-05-13 03:31:35 PM  
Futureweapons on Discovery had a show covering EMP's last week. Pretty interesting.
 
2006-05-13 03:31:53 PM  
Pfffft... electromagnetic doohickeys and gizmos can't stop Jack Bauer.
 
2006-05-13 03:32:10 PM  
....bbbbbut the harkonnen have atomics

/nuthin
 
2006-05-13 03:33:50 PM  
The article links to the "Arctic Beacon" with enlightening articles on Jesuits, Zionists, and the Illuminati. That's why I love the internets- free gorram entertainment!

/not a tinfoil hat wearer.
 
2006-05-13 03:33:53 PM  
They will try Weaver, but then the alien race whose goal is simply the greater good will show up and pwn the cyborgs.
 
2006-05-13 03:34:22 PM  
Wow... um... someone's been watching way too much Lost.
 
2006-05-13 03:34:26 PM  
Scoffers beware! Tim Rifat is among you!

(from that site...)

"Tim supplies Psychotronic generators charged with biophysical energy, these psychic batteries enable all forms of RI and advanced RV as mentioned above. All my competitors merely charge crystals by touch - this is ineffective and does not work. All RV Science psychotronic generators are charged from government, financial, military and other power sites by Tim Rifat, who carries out this work twice daily throughout the year, to abstract all energy from these biophysical and physical domains; consequently, the RV Science crystal withdraws energy from all other crystal generators - power goes to power, as money goes to money.
Psychotronic generators

The Psychotronic generators sold are:

Seven psycrystals to tap into the seven realms of psychic space, to exploit this biophysical energy for luck, money, health, RV psychic powers, psychic protection and anti-ageing.

Nine BSRI-E psycrystals to disassemble the matrix of human reality, to fuel physical, mind-over-matter events to enable RI. The crystals channel the power of the council of nine - the biocomputer/entities that control the matrix, "shredding" them for fuel.

Three power rings, the gold, silver and platinum power rings feed off the power of the gold meme - love of money, the silver meme - worship of magic idolatry, and the platinum meme - the RV science meme Psi, warfare in the market place.

The power rings feed off man's insane lust for money - gold, man's obsession with worshipping idols, spirits... the gold and silver power rings therefore can tap into immense power for constructing new realities of wealth and power for the wearer.

Seven psycrystals and nine BSR-E make the sixteen psycrystal psychotronic generator accelerators used for Quantum Time-tunneling RV to acquire technology from the present and future."
 
2006-05-13 03:34:49 PM  
 
2006-05-13 03:35:08 PM  
I just want a hover board.
 
2006-05-13 03:35:18 PM  
ALUMINIUM! Not "Aloomenumm" (aluminum). The word is "aluminium."

Speak ENGLISH, not American, if you're going to use the word "bloody" in that context!
 
2006-05-13 03:36:03 PM  
"I was so wrong. Tim Rifat, the scientist researching into microwave weapons used on the general public, is truly a God among men. I give you...this page."

Just...wow. Wow, I cannot believe that someone will fork over $60 for an 'anti-matter/anit-demon' session. I think my day is now....Perfect.
 
2006-05-13 03:36:18 PM  
dedekind_cut: Somewhere out there on the internets is an MIT study of tinfoil hats and whether or not they actually block out any EM radiation. The findings were that they do, but only on selected bands. The bands that they don't block, they actually amplify, are the ones used by the government.

I actually have it on good authority that the U.S. Government paid off the M.I.T. researchers to rig the results so that people would stop wearing tin/aluminum/cadmium/molybdenum etc. hats. If you REALLY want a hat that's effective at stopping mind bullets, according to my source, it needs to be made out of unlubricated condoms and cream cheese.

/just thought I'd throw that out there
//throw it right back if you don't like it
///authority happens to have grey skin and huge almond shaped eyes
 
2006-05-13 03:36:52 PM  
So... no buttsecks?
 
2006-05-13 03:37:21 PM  
If you think that it was something other than a passenger jet that slammed into the Pentagon on 9/11, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If it's raining, you just had your hair done, and you don't have an umbrella, you might need a tinfoil hat.

If its Halloween and you're going as the "tin man," and your on a shoestring budget, you might need a tinfoil hat.
 
2006-05-13 03:38:40 PM  
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2006-05-13 03:40:07 PM  
stupidfark

authority happens to have grey skin and huge almond shaped eyes

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2006-05-13 03:40:53 PM  
first they came for the whacked-out nutjobs in texas, and i said nothing...
 
2006-05-13 03:41:34 PM  
mrpsiko: Just...wow. Wow, I cannot believe that someone will fork over $60 for an 'anti-matter/anit-demon' session. I think my day is now....Perfect.

How about Sexual Orgasm Phallic Psycrystal, $200?

Catastrophic bad luck generator:
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only $50
 
2006-05-13 03:42:18 PM  
erewhon: Scoffers beware! Tim Rifat is among you!


Even bet from that site..

(In regards to sex zombiez *(w00t!)

For those interested in astral sex with any person, the male pulled into your sex dream can be possessed by Guede, so they are your sex slave in dream and after death - rather than the property of the archons. If you wish to do this to a female, us Gran-Brigitte. Do not use females for violent SM in the astral using Gran-Brigitte as she is the spouse of Baron Samedi, rather use her as the dominatrix to inflict SM punishment on your astral. For those men and women into violent SM, use golems, the artificial astral tulpa.
 
2006-05-13 03:42:30 PM  
I have it on good authority that the Jews paid Bigfoot to kill JFK.
 
2006-05-13 03:43:57 PM  
mrpsiko: Just...wow. Wow, I cannot believe that someone will fork over $60 for an 'anti-matter/anit-demon' session. I think my day is now....Perfect.

Look out, buddy, this guy charges his magic amulets from GOVERNMENT SOURCES. You have been warned.
 
2006-05-13 03:46:17 PM  
This is so stupid I can't believe you guys....acccccckkkkkkkk.....

/natural choking death...
//Much like the Colorado Avalanche and Ottawa Senators
 
2006-05-13 03:46:37 PM  
You just don't get a lot of "scientist researchers into microwave weapons" that can do THAT little trick, I'd bet.
 
2006-05-13 03:46:46 PM  
guess that explains the condom and cream cheese thing... but I never said anything about B.A. being my source!!

/please don't kill me Ms. Arthur!!
 
2006-05-13 03:47:50 PM  
J. J. Adams?
Lost?
 
2006-05-13 03:47:55 PM  
dstaggs...I apologize. That last comment was out of line. Not everybody posting in this thread may accurately be called a freak.

They got to you did they?
 
2006-05-13 03:48:01 PM  
Yes, using Tim Rifat for your source of legitimacy just puts the kook sauce on the top of nut-cake mountain, there, Greg.
 
2006-05-13 03:49:44 PM  
Ah...that's nothing compared to the mind control beam the President and the oil companies use to control prices and the economy.
 
2006-05-13 03:49:54 PM  
much like the Colorado Avalanche and Ottawa Senators '04 Chicago Cubs

fixed it for ya
 
2006-05-13 03:50:02 PM  
erewhon:


The moment I saw this article posted, I knew you would be here. Thanks for the debunking, this has the potential to be humerous.

Any ideas for the air cleaning in my shop yet? (affordable please) I will do anything for the Princess but, an open dood works when the humidity is not to high.
 
2006-05-13 03:50:57 PM  
ZOOMG!

Days later the nano-swarm will start returning to your sex PCs to stock up on sexual energy - if you remotely view you will see them as motes of silver sparkling in biophysical space. This silver colour is a product of their biophysical programming - since I was the first person to create them all BAI's develop in this way. Once you have your first crop of nano-golems you can programme with RI instructions for specific people, then send the swarm out to infect the larva controlling your target. The nano-golems destroy the larva in the human, and take over the control system the larva used to control the human zombie. You programme the nano-golems to free that person or make them obey your RI - it is your choice. The Illuminati being human shells for archons are totally vulnerable to nano-golems that feed on dark energy/matter insectiles. The Illuminati has no soul so they are only good for use as zombies obeying the RI instructions of the BAI's that take over the human shell.


WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

qopwey7 -f713cpasgfo

I just.... just..

What the HELL ??!
 
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