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(Detroit Free Press)   Man says he's castrated 50 guys at his house since 1994   ( divider line
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2002-06-12 10:27:48 AM  
The article mentioned his "low-slung Oak Park home". I have a feeling most people that leave his house after voluntary castration are also low-slung. Ha ha! Get it?? Ahhh, forget it! I'm going back to bed.
2002-06-12 11:07:54 AM  
That is simply

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2002-06-12 11:33:42 AM  
Hearing this once yesterday was enough to make me feel dizzy, why did it have to be repeated again with even more nutsacks being cut off this time.

*crawls under the desk and starts to cry again*
2002-06-12 11:40:40 AM  
Why does this freak have to live 20 miles from my house?
(locks door and hides)
2002-06-12 11:44:30 AM  
Oh, and the 50 freaks that let themselves be castrated by a illegal immigrant they met in a chatroom must be close by as well.
(builds machine gun nest at window)
2002-06-12 01:32:52 PM  
Well, at least we know they won't be breeding.
2002-06-12 01:33:03 PM  
Everybody's got to have a goal, right?
2002-06-12 01:33:56 PM  
well at least we know what type of pie it was
2002-06-12 01:34:04 PM  
DrToast - THAT was comedy. /applause
2002-06-12 01:34:30 PM  
He's nuts about ... um, nuts.
2002-06-12 01:34:49 PM  
some men pursue for erotic reasons

WTF? Who are these guys? Can anyone explain?
2002-06-12 01:36:08 PM  
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
2002-06-12 01:36:47 PM  
whoa-ho, party central
2002-06-12 01:36:54 PM  
Quick1 -- took the words right out of my keyboard.
2002-06-12 01:37:16 PM  
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2002-06-12 01:37:45 PM  
That is one sick bastard.
2002-06-12 01:38:20 PM  
On the next Fear Factor....
2002-06-12 01:38:41 PM  
There ain't nothin' better than some post-op pie.
Thats good eatin.
2002-06-12 01:39:05 PM  
I wonder what he was planning on doing with all of those refrigerated testes...

Pickled testes anyone?
2002-06-12 01:39:05 PM  
You gotta wonder how the internet conversation goes for someone to think it's a good idea to meet in person for a castration.

I can't believe I just wrote that, wtf is wrong with people on the internet. YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FARKING WHACKOS!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME!
2002-06-12 01:39:30 PM  
2002-06-12 01:40:05 PM  
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2002-06-12 01:40:12 PM  
Somebody who won't be visiting Detroit...ever.

The man, who said he performed castrations both here and in his previous home in Australia, told police Saturday he had finished the procedure and the two men were enjoying a postoperative piece of pie when the Birmingham man started laughing.

Then he started bleeding.

Then I started Puking.
2002-06-12 01:40:19 PM  
I just don't get it. I guess you'd have to be a "shim" to understand the thought of bidding your nads adieu.
2002-06-12 01:41:03 PM  
oooo, i just got an idea for a Wyoming Fark party
2002-06-12 01:41:31 PM  
Here's how I think it went:

"Hey, I'm looking to lose some weight"

"I've got just the thing"
2002-06-12 01:41:32 PM  
Really makes you wonder.

This is one of the most sickening things I can recall ever reading about.
2002-06-12 01:41:35 PM  
here's an interview with a guy who voluntarily had his boys cut off, even has some pictures. needless to say, it's nsfw.
2002-06-12 01:42:56 PM  
I understand that you loose your "stones" when you get married but at least it's not so painful. Sheesh.
2002-06-12 01:43:48 PM  
Bug: oooo, i just got an idea for a Wyoming Fark party

A party that the Farkettes can feel safe at?
2002-06-12 01:43:55 PM  
Wow, I really thought that story couldn't get any worse.
2002-06-12 01:44:03 PM  
That guy has a lot of balls.
2002-06-12 01:44:13 PM  

Well, whatever gets your rocks to speak...
2002-06-12 01:44:16 PM  
I know of a much more easy an reversible way to effectively castrate a man... Stick him down in front of a tv stick a beer in one hand and then give him a copy of Elder Scrolls : Morrowind for the xbox.. the man will no longer have the willpower to do anything physcial thereby effectively castrating him...

in other new my free time has officially been killed because of the friggen game...urrrrrrrrrrrgh
2002-06-12 01:44:55 PM  
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Ouch Babe!
2002-06-12 01:44:59 PM  
Well, he used to.
2002-06-12 01:45:06 PM  
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Tupperware party this Saturday in low slung Oak Park home, Birmingham.
2002-06-12 01:45:30 PM  
guess he didnt have the "balls" to go to the hospital?
2002-06-12 01:45:38 PM  
I just want to know what's erotic about getting your "nads" removed...and I'm not talking about the wonderful hair removing product from Australia now. "Hey baby...I've got no testicles."...."Ooooh...really? Your place or mine?"....fails.> Oh, and Frolixo...cover me, I'm going in.
2002-06-12 01:46:17 PM  
Dear lord.

I am literally, physically dizzy and nauseous just thinking about this.

I can't even comprehend this "kink," or whatever the f*ck it is.
2002-06-12 01:46:17 PM  
Sammie had a glass EYE. And only 1!
2002-06-12 01:46:36 PM  
Everybody sing know the words. *ahem*

"Sometimes you like the feel of your nuts, sometimes you don't."
2002-06-12 01:46:45 PM  
12.5 balls per year.

I did the math.
2002-06-12 01:47:04 PM  
The_Omen - I agree - the fun is kinda over once you chop 'em off.
2002-06-12 01:47:12 PM  
Bug: oooo, i just got an idea for a Wyoming Fark party

FLA Chickie: A party that the Farkettes can feel safe at?

Yeah, but think how boring that would be.
2002-06-12 01:47:49 PM  
I'd rather be subjected to watching The View and The Other Half back to back over and over again before I'd ever consider cutting my nads although.

Although, watching those two shows eventually does the same thing.
2002-06-12 01:48:06 PM  
"Weisenheimer: 12.5 balls per year.

I did the math."

Like a ball-of-the-month club
2002-06-12 01:48:12 PM  
This is one of the most sickening things I can recall ever reading about.

guess you didn't read about the women who hit a guy and left him to die in her winshield. Compared to that nothing seems as sickening any more.
2002-06-12 01:48:18 PM  
I wonder what kind of counseling the cops that found the nuts have to go through?
2002-06-12 01:48:41 PM  
you know, if you were really serious about wanting to do something like this, and your insurance doesnt cover it, simply do a quick "home" job, bleed profusely, then go to hospital for emergency care, then insurance would have to cover the fix up and recovery
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