FARK.com: (2059744) Dumb: Post nasty things about cops on MySpace. Dumber: Be a cop and get suspended for said comments. Fark: Post pics of you and your partner drinking in your police car. Florida: Your partner is a dog

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(Some Guy)		Dumb: Post nasty things about cops on MySpace. Dumber: Be a cop and get suspended for said comments. Fark: Post pics of you and your partner drinking in your police car. Florida: Your partner is a dog (tcpalm.com)		48
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LyleDAL		2006-05-11 08:50:02 AM

From TFA:
Sheriff Roy Raymond said he knows myspace.com has been used by older men attempting to look for young girls with open profiles. But he said a thorough and in-depth look into Mathisen's site proved he simply was using it as a tool to keep in touch with friends.

I do love how it is automatically assumed that adults with MySpace profiles are automatically suspect for pedophilia.

/Cop was an idiot
//his boss is an idiot too
///That beer drinking dog ROCKS

adognamedcat		2006-05-11 08:53:46 AM

My dog has taken a bottle of beer from my hand before. She is now in a 12 step program.

solitary		2006-05-11 09:01:52 AM

Your dog wants Heineken.

/Cops is teh stoopid.

solitary		2006-05-11 09:07:35 AM

http://www.myspace.com/h2o5o
/didn't work again!
/ARRgh!

Atvar		2006-05-11 09:11:17 AM

That dog is awesome!

solitary		2006-05-11 09:25:35 AM

Google Cache makes it even better:
http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:qCnxVFEihr0J:profile.myspace.com/index.cfm %3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D9096436+bad+dog,+no+beer&hl=en&g l=us&ct=clnk&cd=1&client=firefox-a

/didn't even try to link, as it didn't work the first two times.

strife		2006-05-11 09:41:38 AM

classic! sometimes the jokes write themselves!

Action Replay Nick		2006-05-11 09:43:09 AM

Meh, I used to give my dog beer all the time. Just the spit line, but they still love it.

img.photobucket.com

bongmiester		2006-05-11 09:43:46 AM

ummmm

Andy Andy		2006-05-11 09:44:48 AM

looks like a winner to me

twobux		2006-05-11 09:46:11 AM

Typical 'Florida' tag fodder.

dittybopper		2006-05-11 09:48:01 AM

And we don't have a 'Myspace' tag yet because....?

CheddarPants		2006-05-11 09:49:52 AM

From TFA:

WHAT IS MYSPACE.COM?

• It is a Web site where everyone can create a free profile with a name, age, and other information about themselves. They can upload pictures, text and video for others to view. Friends also can post comments on someone's profile and make remarks about the site. A lot of people use it to keep in touch with friends, similar to e-mail and instant-messaging programs.

Thanks, Ric!

buzz_kirkwood		2006-05-11 09:50:06 AM

From the original site:

www.funnypicturespace.com

Classic.

BR549		2006-05-11 09:50:50 AM

Apparently, people are under the impression that having internet access is a license to be an asshat!!!

EL_FABREZ		2006-05-11 09:53:26 AM

27 year old on myspace... he must be soooooo kewl

/and he probably buys beer for minors

Cows_go_moo		2006-05-11 09:59:04 AM

The Florida tag is used WAY too much.

/unfortunately lives in Florida
//hopefully moving to Michigan again soon
///Michigan is lesser of two evils

farkingcrazy		2006-05-11 10:01:08 AM

This is the best use of the dumb, dumber, fark.com ever.

Rav Tokomi		2006-05-11 10:04:16 AM

Cows_go_moo: The Florida tag is used WAY too much.

Its not a matter of people using the Florida tag too much in their headlines. Its more of a matter of the Florida tag being applicable to so many rediculous news items. In fact, thats why we have it! Its like an extra special Dumbass tag.

storduff		2006-05-11 10:10:27 AM

and he probably buys beer for minors

And then bust them and confiscate the beer to give Kato

altrocks		2006-05-11 10:11:17 AM

Florida trumps all....

Until we get a Bush tag.

kitten_b		2006-05-11 10:15:38 AM

I heart Vero!

dstanley		2006-05-11 10:16:02 AM

FARK.FL?

tres		2006-05-11 10:28:47 AM

uhm... hero link?

thank you.

h2oincfs		2006-05-11 10:31:28 AM

"Strickly"?

Sarcasmic		2006-05-11 10:32:53 AM

My parter is a dog too!!!

LyleDAL		2006-05-11 10:32:54 AM

altrocks: Florida trumps all....

Until we get a Bush tag.

Well, if Brother Jeb runs for President then the Florida tag and the Bush tag could be one and the same! (Pray it doesn't happen!)

Seriously, reading this guys MySpace profile he actually comes across as kind of cool. I think he just did something *incredibly* dumb. Crap happens.

/Still think the dog ROCKS

LyleDAL		2006-05-11 10:35:07 AM

Action Replay Nick: I used to give my dog beer all the time. Just the spit line, but they still love it.

My dog doesn't dig the brew. Bit of a disappointment to me. If she was a human child of mine I'd have to disown her. Since she's just a dog she gets a pass.

/Just being stupid now. STFU and going GBTW.

Shotgun Justice		2006-05-11 10:39:40 AM

I like how he refers to himself as a "pussy ass cracker"
At least he's aware of his problem

Tommy Moo		2006-05-11 10:41:18 AM

I give this headline a 3/10.

JRHoward		2006-05-11 10:45:42 AM

And the multilation of this headline cliche continues.

LyleDAL		2006-05-11 10:48:10 AM

Is this the same guy??

(pops)

kberry		2006-05-11 10:51:47 AM

What a dumbass. I have a LOT of friends in my city's police department, and while they do a**hole things ALL THE TIME, they don't publish them on the web. And they NEVER do dumbass things with their weapons, and a K-9 is a weapon. K-9 takes their dogs very, very seriously.

Vent		2006-05-11 11:17:00 AM

farkingcrazy: This is the best use of the dumb, dumber, fark.com ever.

agreed. great job, submitter. I lol'ed at that one.

bride_of_adam_cole		2006-05-11 11:19:16 AM

EL_FABREZ - 27 year old on myspace... he must be soooooo kewl

/and he probably buys beer for minors

I'm 27 and on myspace...but my profile is private and I don't talk about work, where I work, what I do, etc.

/doesn't buy beer or hang out with minors

Dixie_Normous		2006-05-11 11:47:05 AM

Man, he's hot looking!

He can arrest and frisk me any time...

MrJ		2006-05-11 11:50:45 AM

Florida: Your parter is a dog

That should be "partner" submitter. The grammar and spelling police are in force tonight mister.

I'll let you off with a warning this time.

Albert		2006-05-11 12:06:33 PM

Is this for real? People over 17 actually have myspace pages?

destrip		2006-05-11 12:18:57 PM

Unavailable for comment:

www.jamesbest.com

/let's get'em, Flash!!! Git-git-git-git-git!

Bronyraur7o		2006-05-11 12:35:10 PM

i love how his hero is "your mom"

OneHotBiscuit		2006-05-11 12:46:42 PM

" "I had no idea everyone could see it if they were searching the (myspace.com) site," said Mathisen. "

Classic!

Nemo's Brother		2006-05-11 01:05:35 PM

www.myspace.com/orificedeath

anony		2006-05-11 01:35:19 PM

Does not want a PBR, wants a chew toy.

/tugs, not drugs.

toast4269		2006-05-11 01:44:56 PM

Submitter ups the ante of headline submission.

Cheers.

allthesametome		2006-05-11 01:52:07 PM

"I thought about removing him from the K-9 squad because of this, but his supervisor said he has been an excellent employee. He also just completed his K-9 certification," Raymond said. "Most of this was poor discretion ... the ramifications of stupidity."

O yeah, lets keep the stupid ones on the police payroll.

Der Poopflinger		2006-05-11 04:31:31 PM

dumb: this headline style
dumber: I've seen it three farking times already
fark: the greeenlight doesn't care because the submitter paid his TF fees so the cliche will continue
farked: lame overused cliches in headlines are causing me to look other places for entertainment

LyleDAL		2006-05-11 06:59:15 PM

Der Poopflinger: fark: the greeenlight doesn't care because the submitter paid his TF fees so the cliche will continue

FWIW, my very first greenlight happened when I was still a liter. TFers aren't the only ones that get submissions approved. As for which submissions get greenlit there isn't any rhyme or reason to it as far as I can tell. The PTB have mysterious ways.

/thinks Poopflinger needs to let some of that bitterness go. It ain't healthy
//Sorry for the partial threadjack

Mission Accomplished		2006-05-11 10:39:57 PM

Weird- a cop drinking in a place called "Indian River"- the redman and his booze.

/totally kidding
// 1/9,999,999 cherokee
/// can i get a scholarship? please?

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