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(Some Guy)   "The View" musical chairs continue: Star Jones leaving because Rosie called her a poser   ( divider line
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2006-05-09 07:05:19 PM  
Well, there can only be one fat chick in a posse.
2006-05-09 09:44:57 PM
2006-05-09 10:17:23 PM  
2006-05-10 01:08:15 AM  
2006-05-10 01:26:08 AM  
(1) Who gives a shiat if she had weight loss surgery or not? She's still a primadonna PITA who's ego is big enough for five of her old size.

(2) Who gives a shiat if Rosie O'Donnell is going on The View? I guess they're trying to get away from their all-male audience by having their first (almost) male member...
2006-05-10 01:45:52 AM  
That is one *bad* picture... she's got a turkey neck. Gobble gobble...

Is it just me, or does it look like a Photoshop?
2006-05-10 02:01:35 AM  
That whole farking of a fiasco of a farking show has got to go. Watched about 4 minutes of it once and I felt compelled to decapitate myself with a dull rusty handsaw.

Cancel the show. Think of the children.
2006-05-10 04:40:09 AM  
God, she looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a chainsaw.
2006-05-10 06:00:52 AM  
good luck finding another job star..
2006-05-10 06:58:52 AM  
good luck finding another job star..

We better hope she finds another job. If she can't there is only one option left for her.




try not to think about it.
2006-05-10 07:17:49 AM  
Um... Star Who? Rosie Who?

What the fark is The View, anyway?

What? Chick shiat? You mean, like all the broads who peed themseleves when David Blaine took his shirt off?

Oh... okay...

Alex, I'll take IRRELEVENT for $100.

/and I'm a farking flamer, at that.
//suck it Alex. Suck it long, suck it hard...
///Not you, Rosie or Star. David, maybe, but do something about those farking hands first, okay?
2006-05-10 07:23:47 AM  
*crickets chirping*
2006-05-10 08:11:14 AM  
brilliant move by Barbara Walters. She hates the cow Star Jones, and orchestrates her departure by sticking the shrill annoying Rosie on the couch next to her.

/still will not watch
//the little blonde is hot
2006-05-10 08:23:12 AM  
They should get Tracy Morgan to replace Star.

"Now, I am a lawyer!"

"I'll beat that little biatch myself!"

/Ten to one Tony Danza winds up on the show
2006-05-10 08:28:06 AM  
Like it or not: Rosie O'Donnell has a massive
following (no pun intended) among the middle-of-
the-road housefrau of the nation.

When her show was on the air, my wife (an otherwise
intelligent woman) became positivly VIOLENT if
I changed the channel and forgot to switch it
back so the VCR could record her show every day.

Personally, I think she's a shrill no-talent harpy
whose entire career, from her stand-up days on, is
built on her acting out her psychoses in public.
The fact that so many women identify with her is
more an indictment to the low level of self esteem
in the country than it is an illustration of the
herd mentality.

As far as THE VIEW itself: bleh. Idiotic TV at
its most grating. That Barbara Walters and Meredith
Viera would be slumming with the likes of Star
"My husband isn't gay!" Jones and Joy "I couldn't
even make it in talk radio" Behar is just sad.

Gee: Star Jones will be replaced by the best
friend of the executive producer. Hmm.....

What could THAT mean?

/The asian chick who used to cohost was hot, though.
2006-05-10 08:40:49 AM
2006-05-10 09:44:08 AM  
They'll need to replace her with another washed up token black woman. Whitney Houston? RuPaul? That land-whale from the parkers?
2006-05-10 10:12:58 AM  
where's that video or her getting hit in the face with a football when you need it
2006-05-10 10:47:28 AM  
Friggin' can't stand Rosie. Star Jones didn't irritate me per se, but all she seemed to have was stereotypical catchphrases written for the Token Fat Black Woman.

I dislike Joy Behar the most for her voice.

Rosie feels kinda left out because Oprah got further, faster into the TV icon/prophet than She did.
2006-05-10 10:54:49 AM  
Is it just me, or did Star look better when she was fat? Judging by the size of her head, it seems that it was meant to be situated atop a large frame. She looks ridiculous now.

And just imagine her without the 35 pounds of make-up...
2006-05-10 11:01:11 AM  
I'm gonna miss the never-wears-panties Meredith Viera.
A superhot 50-something.
2006-05-10 12:39:55 PM  
I'm with 'blunto' the football in the face is needed.
'V' v is for vagina
'I' i is for idiotic
'E' e is for everyday
'W' w is for waste of time.
Rah Rah Rah, shish goom bah.
2006-05-10 01:25:02 PM  
They'll need to replace her with another washed up token black woman. Whitney Houston?

Now that would be great. I'd tune in for Whitney.
2006-05-10 03:48:19 PM  
Does anyone that reads Fark really give a rats puckered bung hole about The View?
2006-05-10 08:56:19 PM  

They'll need to replace her with another washed up token black woman. Whitney Houston?

Now that would be great. I'd tune in for Whitney.

She'd be a great symbol of the return of modern female to the 40's mentality.
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