powered by Socko? Gross!

Are they going to ship it through 20 inch pipes?

/Hulk Hogan energy drink has curiuos side-effects. Details at 11.

MacSlacker.. I thought it looked like him but I cant tell... looks like a street bum to me.

From TFA:
"Hulk Energy powered by Socko" has been specifically designed to deliver an impact of energy fortified with Taurine, vitamins B12, B6 and Horny Goat Weed to help endurance while increasing mental awareness without unwanted carbohydrates.

Horny Goat Weed? Seriously, there's something out there called Horny Goat Weed?

~D

Submitter missed the boat on this one. Link should have been "Some Hulkamaniac".

BAWLS is bad ass. Good stuff and dont taste like shiat. Got my first taste for Guarana when we were in brazil.

dbeare - Uh.. yea.. sort of like St. Johns Wart.. I think I would rather have the Horny Goat Weed.

2006-05-09 02:09:18 PM Roscoe_P_Coletrain

There goes my laptop, and my Tim Horton's double double!

/you deserve a beer

I think now is the perfect time to introduce an "IRRELEVANT" tag for the has-beens, wash ups, hangers on, talentless spouses/SOs and others whose "15 minutes" has long since expired.

Aren't there TWO Gallaghers. I thought I read somewhere the Original!Gallagher struck a deal with another guy, so now they split the Gallagher appearances in half. SLEGDE-O-MATIC!

The Hulkster's entire family is built like a brick Sh*thouse.

Roscoe_P_Coletrain you owe me a new keyboard

whatcha gonna doooo, when Ric Romero reports...on...YOU!!!!11!!!1!

Well, having tried the old WWF Superstars Ice Cream Bars (TM), and the YJ Stinger (teh suxxor), I have nothing to lose by trying this out.

/Foley heel turn? Vince must be megadosing on anabolic steriods...again...
//Skullet...hehehehehehehehe
///Someone call King Kong Bundy

Well, his twin brother does his act and calls himself "Gallagher Too," but it's not an amicable agreement at all. The real Gallagher's sued him a couple times.

If I think drank something with an ingredient called "Horny Goat Weed", I think I just might want to hit myself with a steel chair.
/thought Macho Man was way cooler with his fluorescent strands
///but i still flex like Hulk in front of the mirror sometimes

mreuther

I think he had a brother, either a twin brother or just a brother that looked like him, that he sold the act to...

...then he sold it to Black Gallagher, or so I heard...

Sorry 'bout that theiceberg.

/furiously starts working on Beer-over-IP Protocol...

Rev. Skarekroe wins teh intarnets.

/Still think Hulkster would make the best father evar.

Word of warning... the "Von Dutch" energy drink tastes like BO in a can. It's absolutely horrible, and the aftertaste is worse. In the name of all that is holy, DON'T DO IT.

My new energy drink will make you as big as a mountain, BROTHER

Every now and then I'm subjected to watching his tripe (show) on VH1, MTV or whatever the hell piece of US-Destructo crap station it's broadcasting on...

Hogan bores me to tears with his macho schitck. The utlimate example of all brawn and no brains. He's virtually useless except to threaten all around him to kicking ass. He inserts himself in evey crisis with an eye towards body slamming that someone or something to a workable solution. I laugh in derision when he and his wive cavort around in public with their costumes, screaming "look at me!". Maybe it's to salvage some waning recognition, or maybe get a high-five from whatever fans are still alive, them obviously having failed in past attempts to inhale enough Carbon Monoxide to create their final solution to their own schitzophrenic behaviour, one of a being a hopeless WWF/WWE fan.

His daughter is a talentless amazon who may have a future in porn if she could ever get out from under pappys incessant meddling. I mean, she has the "brains" for it, not to mention a nice sized set of sweater puppies. Typical vapid blonde, best suited for flatbackkin'....

The wife is a witless twit with a bloated body that had its best years, many, many years ago. Still Hogan's "Better Half" in intelligence...

The son is somewhat normal and refrains from being overexposed like the rest of his family, but he's an owned dork in his own right...poor puke, sentenced to being a Hogan...

All in all, still a half step up from the Ozbornes....although Sharon has more brains than the collective bunch of them Hogans.

Cheers!

The HOGAN KNOWS BEST show is amazing -- you've got the father ragging on his daughter's weight and helping her pick out slutty clothes to wear to "industry showcases" in vain hopes to land a singing career with her mediocre voice...the son who's already got a sense of entitlement about as strong as his old man's, and guest spots from such trustworthy characters as Brian Knobbs.

It's a really repellant family.

HOLY HORNY GOAT WEED, BATMAN!

/I'll be saying "horny goat weed" all day

whatcha gunna do when thirstamania runs wild on you?!!!

I want to do things to his daughter that would anger God.

So, taking your vitamins and sayin' your prayers doesn't do the trick anymore?

McGillicutty!

I never liked Hogan and still can't stand him. He is an egomaniac who refuses to "job" (term which means lose the match) yet insists everyone should "job" to him. The few times he has been forced to job, the losses are never "clean". For example with the Ultimate Warrior he had his foot on the ropes. His opponents have to job cleanly against him though.

He is wrestling inactivity is not due to being physically unable, it is because won't do it unless he is the champ. Despite making millions as a pro-wrestler he refuses to give back. It is just like a kid who takes his football and goes home because he doesn't get his way.

Hogan will not work with any young up and commer and help their career by giving them a "win" against him. This is despite him having nothing to lose and his "legend" being firmly intact. It is all about his ego. His ego is so huge that he thinks "winning" or "losing" a predetermined pro-wrestling match actually matters. Hulk Hogan is the quintessential attention whore.

/ Ric Flair is the greatest of all time, WOOOOOOOOOOH
// Flair works with the young guys and gives back
/// I like AMP energy drink by Mt. Dew.

Rick Flair sucks. He was always more of an attention whore than Hogan. Just because he doesnt have any money anymore and still does little stints in WWE or whatever it's called now doesnt make him "better".

Hulk Hogan is selling an energy drink?

New territory for him. I've never seen him sell anything in his life.

/Ithankyew
//wrestling geek
///slashwhore

FredSmythe
Hilarious!
/funny because it is true

Capt. Happy Hour brought back some memories thanks for the laugh

It occurs to me also that WWF/WWE had to pay for the rights to Marvel Comics to use the name "Hulk", which is why when Hogan went to WCW he was called "Hollywood Hogan"...

Wonder how that would factor into this...

Do you know what Tito Santana has in common with a cue ball? The more you strike it, the more English you get out of it.

Horny, Goat & Weed... Three words I thought I would never hear/see together... ever...

and buzz_kirkwood, if THAT is HORNY GOAT WEED, I'm not touching this drink.

heavymetal: Flair works with the young guys and gives back

True. I hated to see him jobbing to "Umaga" like that, though.

What heavymetal said.

Energy drink? Shouldn't Hulk be endorsing something more age appropriate, like fiber wafers or denture adhesive.

As far as Flair goes are you sure he's "giving back" or is he just doing whatever he's told to do because he doesnt' have the $ in the bank like Hogan does. Hogan's still living large off those No Holds Barred royalties.

Hehehehehehe Horny Goat Weed.

What?!....No pics of his daughter?

She does look like a porn star... just looked up pics for billygeek (TRY USING GOOGLE BILLY!).. and yea.. porn star.

what a joke

Stopheles

Er, he doesn't pick out slutty clothes for her, he goes out of his way to make sure she doesn't wear such. If anything he'd rather her dress like a little amish girl.