I'll wait for the Ric Flair drink.
It'll wanna make women wanna ride Space Moutain!
/I may be the oldest ride in the park, but I've still got the longest line. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Does it turn your skin orange too?

Does it unleash the awesome power within?

This was on his TV show.... pretty neat. his daughter is hot too.

/hopes he doesn't kick my ass

dletter

he kinda looks like lennin now

dletter: Speaking of ex-wrestlers, what the fark is up with Jesse Ventura and his beard now?

Well according Jesse himself on an interview I'd seen, he modeled it to look like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean.

/still can't decide if he was the best governor evar or the worst governor evar
//minnesotan

Gene Mean, look at our bodies. Cameraman ZOOM!!!!!

I hope the drink is better than his music.

Powered by Socko? Ewww... I don't want a drink that tastes like new (or used) sweatsocks.

\Mr. Socko for teh win.

Hulk Hogan
Hollywood Hogan
Has-Been Hogan

"Energy" is such a catchphrase. Caffeine and ephedrine do not supply the body with calories, and they do not give you "energy". Making you hyper ain't the same as supplying calories.

Hogan's daughter = Yummy. I'd hit her with my "piledriver".

And then procede to hit the Hulkster with the steel chair on the way out for the 1-2-3.

OH YEA BROTHA!

/loved the hulk as a kid
//still think he's pretty cool

WHAT CHOO GUNNA DO WHEN THESE 16oz GET RELEASED INTO YOU, BRUTHER!!!

/Will it cause me to grow a skullet?

How many energy drinks can there be? I thought the market was already oversaturated with everyone and their dad releasing their own energy drink, but I guess there's room for one more.


.... pretty neat. his daughter is hot too.

She has a bit of a man jaw.

"Horny Goat Weed"+Hulk Hogan = SUCCESS

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Yes! We really needed another energy drink. This is awesome. Oh, I forgot to mention, I'm releasing my new energy drink next week.

stupid

Whatthefark

What the fark is a skullet??

::gunshot::

Wow, the company is owned by Eric Bischoff (WCW douchebag) and Jason Hervey, AKA the older brother on The Wonder Years/the little bastard actor kid in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. ACTION!

Maybe Vince McMahon will bring out a sports drink and put Bischoff's out of business.

I'd say we reached the 10 years ago trifecta but I'm putting the hulkster as 20 years from being relevent/D-List.

But my energy drink comes with fresh sawdust!!

strangeguitar wins the thread on principle.

Powered by Socko!

"Trust your doubt. Always fight for your beliefs. That is the path beyond thought." - Seagal

A skullet is a mullet but when your bald on top..

Something like this:

time is the y vowel

Holy crap. Stephen Seagal has an energy drink?!

Now I can taste his sweat during the Saturday matinee on TNT.

This. Changes. Everything.

I'm ashamed to say I'm a fan of "Hogan Knows Best." Watching him be so damned overprotective of his kids is hiliarious to me for some reason. Anyway, he's so broken and beaten from wrestling that even though he wants to keep doing so, he can't really do it all the time anymore.

So instead he's going to slap his name on everything he happens to like to keep making money. He was offered the grill that George Foreman sells now, but waited too long, George picked it, and he got stuck with the "Power Blender" or something like that.

/anyone got a link to the blender?

Hogan still looks pretty good for a guy who's 78 years old.

I think we can all be glad he's not flogging bikini wax, p*nis pumps, or DIY "at home" an*l bleaching.

James: The Thunder Mixer

http://cgi.ebay.com/HULK-HOGAN-THUNDER-MIXER-SPORTS-DRINK-BLENDER-BRAND-NEW_W0 QQitemZ6056965442QQcategoryZ36573QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

I'd like to give his daughter the flying leg drop!



I don't even know what that means.

Yeah! That thing. I wanted one the moment he pulled it out of a drawer and threw it in his wife's face. I also want the new grill he's promoting.

His daughter's got a softball body...she's pushing maximum density. I give her 8 years before she goes supernova.

Now that's a drink for a real American

personal foul on submitter

submitter submitted good headline aboot hulk hogan but failed to include BROTHER!!

His daughter's got a softball body...she's pushing maximum density. I give her 8 years before she goes supernova.

Or, as my dad always so bluntly puts it, "when she gets pregnant she's going to be fat forever."

There is no way it will be better than his CD with Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart. Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band. That rocked!

Twitch OSX,

Is that Gallagher??!?

Sheesh... looks like he got on the wrong end of the Sledge-O-Matic at some point :-(

Great, another Hulk Hogan-Eric Bischoff idea! How long til Brutus Beefcake is somehow involved?

sarastrum

That's about right.

queenin: Holy crap. Stephen Seagal has an energy drink?!

Now I can taste his sweat during the Saturday matinee on TNT.

This. Changes. Everything.

It's one of the few drinks that manages to scatter the unpleasant aftertaste throughout the entire drinking experience. A drink that challenges you.

MacSlacker

Gallagher was on a commercial for a Wholesale Car-lot in Mobile, Alabama. I don't think he's doing too well. =(

Red balls!!! It gives you wings!!!