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(   Frustrated, drunken man uses shotgun as motivational tool to inspire nephews to finish the yard work faster. Now he's in jail and police say the yardwork still isn't done   ( divider line
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2006-05-09 11:08:25 AM  
Moron, should have used a paintball gun.
2006-05-09 01:38:31 PM  
Armed, frustrated and drunk is no way to go through life, son.
2006-05-09 01:38:43 PM  
*sniff sniff*

"it's that POOP again!!"

"ahaha he called sh*t poop!"
2006-05-09 01:39:03 PM  
I prefer a rifle myself. When you're drunk, its hard to aim a shotgun to just wing the little bastards enough to remind them why they should work harder, while remembering not to damage them enough to prevent them from actually working after you've motivated them.
2006-05-09 01:39:32 PM  
Good lord, I think everyone in the lab can see Beyonce's bountiful breasts on my screen. Wish IE had adblock.
2006-05-09 01:40:05 PM  
Damn kids, get on my lawn!
2006-05-09 01:41:20 PM  
2006-05-09 01:40:05 PM Rav Tokomi

Damn kids, get on my lawn!

More like: damn kids, mow my damn lawn!
2006-05-09 01:41:39 PM  
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Too bad this didn't happen in Texas.
2006-05-09 01:42:58 PM  
What Crosshair said. I was under the impression that was the reason paintball guns were invented. Rake faster!
2006-05-09 01:43:01 PM  
Both the man and the weapon were taken into police custody, and charges are pending.

I wonder what they plan to charge the shotgun with...
2006-05-09 01:44:17 PM  
Is it illegal to discharge a fire arm on your own property? The article doesn't say anything about him shooting at his nephew.

Just sounds like he was trying to get the kids attention.
2006-05-09 01:46:36 PM  
"I wonder what they plan to charge the shotgun with..."

2006-05-09 01:47:58 PM  
"My plan attracted a record number of police and firemen, but few stayed to bowl."
2006-05-09 01:51:00 PM  
"Dr_Avalanche, make Dad tell the story right!"
2006-05-09 01:51:18 PM  
RCMP Corporal Pierre Lemaitre says at last check, the yard work still hadn't be completed.

That was a fantastic way to end the article! I tip my hat to The Canadian Press!

/What's up with all the Canada today?
2006-05-09 01:51:24 PM  
Apparently, using a tazer on the dipshiats is illegal too.
/can I call my lawyer now?
2006-05-09 01:51:45 PM  

It depends on where you live. This guy lives in the only large population center in western canada (vancouver metro). so yeah, it's probably illegal. anywhere else in B.C., probably not.
2006-05-09 01:52:42 PM  
If you do use a paintball gun, don't forget to freeze the paint.
2006-05-09 01:56:51 PM  
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2006-05-09 01:57:26 PM  
If he wasn't drunk he could've just done the work himself. Heck, they aren't even his kids!

/also tired of Beyonce's jumblies
//I'm at work for fark sake!
2006-05-09 01:58:50 PM  
Don't know how things work in the US, but here in Canada most cities have laws making it illegal to discharge a firearm within city limits. Actually that may be more than a by-law, there could actually be federal statutes making it a crime.
2006-05-09 02:03:46 PM  
all i know is that my neighbors like to do target practice in their backyard from time to time. not that i mind, it must really fark with the heads of the yuppies that moved into the new development near by.
2006-05-09 02:05:29 PM  
The Leary kid is crying again, but their lawn looks great! It's unbelievable!
2006-05-09 02:14:16 PM  
Don't they have illegal aliens in Canada?
2006-05-09 02:15:25 PM  
When officers questioned the man about why he had fired his weapon, the man said he was frustrated with his nephews and wanted them to hurry and get the yard work done.

Someone gonna get a hurt real bad.
2006-05-09 02:23:36 PM  
To continue the ongoing threadjack, I'm completely and totally tired of the blender ad and its completely and totally non-arousing pictures of Beyonce and Jessica.

I can't stand Jessica anyway. Her knees are too sharp.
2006-05-09 02:27:47 PM  
Buufoo: Good lord, I think everyone in the lab can see Beyonce's bountiful breasts on my screen. Wish IE had adblock.

Good lord! Where??

/first time regretting having adblock
2006-05-09 02:55:36 PM  
2006-05-09 02:59:31 PM  
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2006-05-09 04:14:48 PM  
He didn't edge my I shot his ass.
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