If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Some Guy)   Congressman Patrick Kennedy crashes car at 3:00 a.m., staggers out and tells police he is a member of Congress late for a vote. Like father, like son   (wusatv.com) divider line 354
    More: Unlikely  
•       •       •

11021 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 May 2006 at 10:43 PM (8 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



354 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | » | Last | Show all
 
2006-05-04 07:09:13 PM  
Oh, my Congressman strikes again. Bang up job, jackass.
 
2006-05-04 07:15:41 PM  
Pill-popping, coke head, dumbass (pops)

You do the state proud, Paddy Boy.
 
2006-05-04 07:17:55 PM  
Ah, to be from Lil' Rhody!

/make me proud.
 
2006-05-04 07:27:15 PM  
"Nobody tells a Kennedy he's had enough to drink!"

/allegedly
 
2006-05-04 07:34:12 PM  
img66.imageshack.us
 
2006-05-04 07:36:56 PM  
Yes far be it for a victum of a traffic accident to be confused and staggering when they get out of the car. Some guy who is the acting chairman of the Capitol Police Fraternal Order of Police made the claim. It's not on the police report.

I'll wait until the smoking gun has the report up. Too bad Phil Hartman's dead. I'd have loved to see him spoof this one.
 
2006-05-04 07:54:43 PM  
A Kennedy drunk? No way, I don't believe it.
 
2006-05-04 07:55:45 PM  
I like how he left no doubt about the issue and lied about the voting bit.
 
2006-05-04 08:08:08 PM  
if i were a congressman, i'd have a driver. sheesh.
 
2006-05-04 08:08:26 PM  
Has anyone called to check up on his secretary?
 
2006-05-04 08:09:12 PM  
blackhalo: if i were a congressman, i'd have a driver. sheesh.

Not when you go for a booty call....
 
2006-05-04 08:13:09 PM  
blackhalo: if i were a congressman, i'd have a driver. sheesh.

Congressman blackhalo's driver crashed into a barrier at about 3 a.m.

blackhalo was unconcious at the time.

His quick-thinking companions, three scantily-clad "models", tied him to the goat that was also riding in the car. The goat pulled the Congressman to safety, just before the lethal combination of amyl nitrate, Everclear, and crystal meth created a blast in the cab of the vehicle.
 
2006-05-04 08:30:53 PM  
Were there any bridges involved?
 
2006-05-04 08:56:38 PM  
you guys get the picture!
 
2006-05-04 09:11:20 PM  
You dumb son of a biatch
 
2006-05-04 09:17:07 PM  
why are those Kennedys getting so many greenlights? Liberal bias again...
 
2006-05-04 09:41:44 PM  
www.riotfest2005.com
 
2006-05-04 09:54:33 PM  
                         cigare1.fatcow.com
www.positioningmag.com

/ " ... hic ... "
 
2006-05-04 10:18:47 PM  
blah blah blah... Publicity, Publicity.

Call me when he kills someone.
 
2006-05-04 10:34:19 PM  
If you or I, regular citizens, hit a cop car and smashed into a wall at 2:45 AM, didn't have our lights on, then claimed we were late for a Little League game that ended 6 hours before, there is no way that we would be taken home by the cops and not tested for drugs or alcohol.
 
2006-05-04 10:37:36 PM  
EnoMan: His quick-thinking companions, three scantily-clad "models", tied him to the goat that was also riding in the car. The goat pulled the Congressman to safety, just before the lethal combination of amyl nitrate, Everclear, and crystal meth created a blast in the cab of the vehicle.

now that's a Congressman i'd vote for.
blackhalo, if this is a taste of your campaign parties, move to PA and run for Congress.

/bring that goat.
//img.fark.com for the goat.
//blackhalo/goat in 06.
 
2006-05-04 10:46:03 PM  
Let's be reasonable about this though - any special treatment he got was becuase he was a Congressman, not because he was a Kennedy. ANY member of the House or Senate that did this would have gotten the preferential treatment.
 
2006-05-04 10:46:20 PM  
He should have just shot someone in the face.
 
2006-05-04 10:46:42 PM  
Im absolutely sickened by this congressman's behavior. Doesn't he know in order to get away with preferenctial treatment by cops you must shoot someone in the face while being the vice president???!?!
 
2006-05-04 10:47:02 PM  
Why the FARK do you people keep electing Kennedys? They're not the farking royal family you know.
 
2006-05-04 10:47:36 PM  
And yet people keep electing these idiots. I get so sick of reading one Kennedy after another in some sort of scandal, but nothing ever happens.
 
2006-05-04 10:48:25 PM  
er ahh.. I was not drinking, er ahh.. at least not watah,
Er ahh, I need a Chivas, make it two fingahs, er ahh, better yet, three fingahs.
 
2006-05-04 10:49:20 PM  
Mugato: Why the FARK do you people keep electing Kennedys? They're not the farking royal family you know.

Same reason People keep voting Bush. Brand loyalty...
 
2006-05-04 10:49:37 PM  
Good to see Congress is working such strenuous hours. Voting at 3 AM.

My tax dollars are put to good use, I see.

I shall sleep soundly this eve.
 
2006-05-04 10:52:33 PM  
UberNeuman: Same reason People keep voting Bush. Brand loyalty...

And that's stupid too. To assume that someone would make a good leader because a member of his family was is the very shiat we got away from when we left England.
 
2006-05-04 10:53:29 PM  
Disoriented from prescription drugs? How like him to trot out the Limbaugh defense.
 
2006-05-04 10:53:44 PM  
"A democracy that encourages dynasties? Hilarious!"

John Stewart
 
2006-05-04 10:54:27 PM  
To be honest, it's not that the Kennedy family is full of fark-ups, just that the well known black sheep hold public office. Everyone's got crazy relatives, they're just usually not Congressmen.
 
2006-05-04 10:54:35 PM  
they remember the poor and forgotten when they vote, that's why folks vote them into office. ok, so, now tear me apart for my comment.
 
2006-05-04 10:54:47 PM  
Say CHOWDA!!!
 
2006-05-04 10:55:37 PM  
Mugato: And that's stupid too. To assume that someone would make a good leader because a member of his family was is the very shiat we got away from when we left England.

Mugato wins!
 
2006-05-04 10:56:05 PM  
Mugato: And that's stupid too. To assume that someone would make a good leader because a member of his family was is the very shiat we got away from when we left England.

What you mean "we" - white man?
 
2006-05-04 10:56:31 PM  
40oz_A_Knight: To be honest, it's not that the Kennedy family is full of fark-ups, just that the well known black sheep hold public office. Everyone's got crazy relatives, they're just usually not Congressmen.

Or Presidents.
 
2006-05-04 10:56:54 PM  
So far, Kennedy has not been charged.

Most commonly uttered phrase ever.

I don't see how driving on prescription drugs is any better than driving drunk. It says right on the bottle not to drive. To me that makes it just as bad as booze as far as the legality of it.
 
2006-05-04 10:57:00 PM  
...because Kennedys are the only politicians who've driven drunk and gotten popped for it:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushdui1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/cheney_doc.html
 
2006-05-04 10:57:04 PM  
I smell a Rovian Plot!!!
 
2006-05-04 10:57:33 PM  
Wow I heard about this today. How come it took so long to make it to Fark? Kennedy connections? Or is it just no longer "news" when a Kennedy is too impaired to drive but does so anyway?
 
2006-05-04 10:58:14 PM  
2006-05-04 10:46:03 PM knuckleball


Let's be reasonable about this though - any special treatment he got was becuase he was a Congressman, not because he was a Kennedy.

And he is a congressman because he is a Kennedy.
 
2006-05-04 10:58:24 PM  
Like the Bush girls are always getting drunk, like their dad, probably snorting coke too.
 
2006-05-04 10:58:56 PM  
LincolnLogolas: ...because Kennedys are the only politicians who've driven drunk and gotten popped for it:

What does that have to do with anything? Why does everything have to be partisan? Bush and Cheney are assholes too.
 
2006-05-04 10:59:31 PM  
UberNeuman [TotalFark]

Mugato:
Why the FARK do you people keep electing Kennedys? They're not the farking royal family you know.

Same reason People keep voting Bush. Brand loyalty Bland Royalty ...


Always astounds me how the first shots of the American Revolution were fired a few miles from here and we insist on continuing to vote for this little monarchy...

Can't wait for the vocal contingent from the Jesus States to point an accusing finger on that one... "Yeah you guys would vote for a drunk coke-headed moron just cuz his dad's... um... uh oh."
 
2006-05-04 10:59:52 PM  
Politics has been mentioned, everyone attack Bush!
 
2006-05-04 11:00:31 PM  
If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagon, he'd have been President by now.
 
2006-05-04 11:00:34 PM  
ghare: Like the Bush girls are always getting drunk, like their dad, probably snorting coke too.

all of your hatred and invective against Bush, is not in any way shape or form going to make this thread any less a DRUNKEN KENNEDY thread.
 
2006-05-04 11:00:34 PM  
Did the police officers ask him for his ID?
Or did Kennedy punch the officers?
 
Displayed 50 of 354 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report