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(Unrealistic Expectations)   Ralph Wiggum Sound Board   ( divider line
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15144 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2002 at 11:15 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-06-10 10:13:47 PM  
My favorite's not here.."I choo choo choose you!" But a great collection, nonetheless.

2002-06-10 11:17:50 PM  
Just what I need.
2002-06-10 11:18:47 PM  
My cats breath smells like cat food

Best episode with Ralph is when he had his own episode with Bart as his "playdate".
2002-06-10 11:18:59 PM  
My personal favorite is "Dying Tickles"
2002-06-10 11:19:40 PM  
best soundboard evar
2002-06-10 11:19:57 PM  
2002-06-10 11:20:15 PM  
um, rberry, i think you need to take a closer look...
2002-06-10 11:20:36 PM  
Mrs Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulders :) what a farkin moron
2002-06-10 11:20:53 PM  
now thats what i'm talking about
2002-06-10 11:20:57 PM  
What, no "I bent my Wookie!" ?????
2002-06-10 11:21:51 PM  

Cheer up! It's in there!
2002-06-10 11:21:53 PM  
What about "I bent my wookie"?
2002-06-10 11:22:39 PM  
It would be a better soundboard if it didn't have other characters voices mixed in. A good soundboard should have just the main characters voice.
2002-06-10 11:22:49 PM  
WEEEE walken soundboard! yay x 2
2002-06-10 11:23:06 PM  
ralph wiggum is my reason for living
2002-06-10 11:23:07 PM  
Soo.. the Us was founded on the belief of seperation of church and state, among other things.. and now Texas wants to get rid of that seperation..

And "Terrorist Profiling"? Who the hells a terrorist and whos not? TBF said it first when she said that anyone could be a terrorist, no matter what race, nationality, religion, etc etc etc.

Okay.. sooo.. Comment #1: Looks like the making of another war.. United State of Texas and all that is Holier Than Thou versus the United States of America.

Comment #2: I hereby decree that Texas' representitives in the government are terrorists, and should be drowned the Rio Grande.
2002-06-10 11:23:49 PM  
Dammit, wheres Duff man?!?

Women:you said I'd win if I sleep with you!
Duff Man: Duff Man says alot of things.....Oh yeah!
2002-06-10 11:23:59 PM  
Where the hell is "I bent my wookie?"

*sigh*... Damn gubornment.
2002-06-10 11:24:16 PM  
"aagh! the pointy kitty took it!"
2002-06-10 11:24:31 PM  
I'm a gulch!
2002-06-10 11:24:56 PM  
Drzimp has stumbled into another dimension!
2002-06-10 11:25:46 PM  
"They taste like burning!"
2002-06-10 11:25:57 PM  

"Hello Super-Nintendo Chalmers."
2002-06-10 11:26:20 PM  
"Daddy, these rubber pants are hot."
2002-06-10 11:27:22 PM  
I don' remember Ralph Wiggum saying that. what episode was that in.
2002-06-10 11:27:58 PM  
Milhouse: "I can't sleep without my Roger Rabbit!"

Dr. Hibbard: "Is that some sort of plush novelty?"
2002-06-10 11:28:07 PM  
Duff Man wisdom:

1. Titanya: "But Duff Man, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!"
Duff Man: "Duff Man... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!"

2. (Duff Man watering his grass) "This brown spot needs a little H2-oh, yeah!"

3. (A giant sticker is placed over Duff Man's face) "Duff Man! Can't breathe! Oh, no!"

4. "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem! Oh, yeah!"

5. (After seeing a picture of Moe) "That's a mug you don't want to chug!"

6. "New feelings... brewing in Duff Man! What would... Jesus do?"

7. "Now, our final round which counts for 98% of the total score making the complete rounds a total waste. Don't forget, today's winner will be immortalized in our new Duff Calendar. "

8. Duff Man: "Duff beer is brewed from hopps, barley, and sparkling clear mountain what?"
Titanya: "Goat!"
Duff Man: "Close enough!"

9. (Duff Man enters Moe's)

Duff Man: "Are you ready to get Duffed?"


Lenny: "Hey, it's Duff man! A guy in a costume that creates awareness of Duff."

Duff Man: "Duff Man wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!"

All: "Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

Barney: "I can't, I'm the designated driver!"

(Everything stops)

Duff Man: "Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!"

10. "Are you ready to get DUFFED?"
2002-06-10 11:29:05 PM  
Ralph, covered in fake blood
"I look like cable TV"
2002-06-10 11:31:18 PM  
A bunch of Simpson's soundboards, a bunch of Kevin Smith soundboards, A Walken one and a Bruce Cambpell one. Can we say "cliche"?
2002-06-10 11:31:48 PM  
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
2002-06-10 11:32:19 PM  
I like "Would you open my milk, mommy?"
2002-06-10 11:32:41 PM  
Yeah we need a Duff Man soundboard. Someone go find/make one.

Duffman > Ralph Wiggum
2002-06-10 11:34:37 PM  
2002-06-10 11:34:55 PM  
"Me fail English? That unpossible!"
2002-06-10 11:36:00 PM  

That is the one!
2002-06-10 11:36:07 PM  
The greatest ralph line is, without a doubt....

"This rock is where I saw the leprechaun.
He tells me to burn things"


"I found a moon rock in my nose!"
2002-06-10 11:36:56 PM  
I bet if you put up a Bush sound board, it would be very similar.
2002-06-10 11:46:06 PM  
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant."

"Was President Lincoln OK?"

"What's a battle?"

Check out my profile for many more Ralph Wiggum sayings
2002-06-10 11:48:42 PM  
"Daddy's stomach is bleeding"
2002-06-10 11:52:19 PM  
Found some good Duffman sounds...OOHH YEAHH!!!
2002-06-10 11:56:54 PM  
"Why do people run from me?"
*wets pants*
2002-06-11 12:07:07 AM  
28 sounds to a soundboard...find me the sounds and I'll make 'em for you.

Uhhh, in my spare time, of course.
2002-06-11 12:09:28 AM  
Its about time!
2002-06-11 12:10:54 AM  
Even better, Homer.
2002-06-11 12:11:00 AM  
poor sound quality. What the hell did they record them off of? A 5" B&W with a pair of headphones?
2002-06-11 12:34:35 AM  
"He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush...hail to the...SHUT UP!"
2002-06-11 12:43:45 AM  
Oh man, where is "I think I wet my bed"? That's a classic!
2002-06-11 12:44:19 AM  
Too bad so many of them are such poor quality...

Amusing, but useless that way.
2002-06-11 12:55:01 AM  
"this tastes like grandma smells"
2002-06-11 01:17:36 AM  
"Hello Supernintendo Chalmers"
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