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(CNN)   The Bermuda Triangle apparently is vacationing near the Black Sea this week, as an Armenian Airlines Airbus A320 carrying 100 people has disappeared from radar   ( divider line
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2006-05-02 08:59:42 PM  
Thats because Jack Bauer is on the plane.. geez.. didnt you watch 24 last night?
2006-05-02 08:59:59 PM  
BBC is reporting wreckage and empty life vests in the water...

They're not going to walk away from this one like the Houston plane..
2006-05-02 09:07:08 PM  
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2006-05-02 09:11:10 PM  
The Bermuda Triangle doesn't leave debris fields.
2006-05-02 09:15:39 PM  
ZAZ: Dont you read? Its on vacation... its not going to be as thorough on its week off...
2006-05-02 09:31:02 PM  
They found the wreckage.
2006-05-02 09:32:41 PM  
It's funny because they're Armenian.

/I guess?
2006-05-02 09:32:59 PM

Unavailable for comment

/one, one way
2006-05-02 09:33:21 PM  
Hurley's asleep again?
2006-05-02 09:33:46 PM  
Ha! suck it Europe. No one is going to want to buy your crappy A380 superjumbo after this. We all know American planes never crash.
2006-05-02 09:33:56 PM  
2006-05-02 09:35:47 PM wasn't lost over Russia (like CNN said) but over Georgia...which makes FriarTucks question VERY astute.
2006-05-02 09:36:02 PM  
What happened in the Bermuda triangle is that gas released from under water chambers causes planes to become turbulent because of the sudden difference in air pressure and density of the air. In many cases, the planes crashed.
2006-05-02 09:36:08 PM  
Now they're saying it crashed?
2006-05-02 09:36:19 PM  
But all the people are missing... as if they just disappeared from space and time... leaving an empty plane to crash unseen into the sea... but for years hence, pilots in the area will report seeing a ghostly airliner... flying frantically as if to avoid some giant unseen predator... till it disappears into the storm clouds.
2006-05-02 09:36:45 PM  
where will they bury the survivors?
2006-05-02 09:38:03 PM  
They found debris in the Black Sea. Weather is complicating rescue efforts.
2006-05-02 09:38:46 PM  
Chechnyan rebels?

It's always the chechnyan rebels.

Either that or Jack Bauer.
2006-05-02 09:39:13 PM  
It was at 11.
2006-05-02 09:39:53 PM  
American Airlines doesn't fly the A320. Only the A300. And not on routes near the black sea. Someone oopsied.
2006-05-02 09:40:38 PM  
Aremenian airlines...
2006-05-02 09:40:45 PM  

Maybe not, but Armenian Airlines does.
2006-05-02 09:40:49 PM  
And I misread it. I'm a tard.


//felt smart
///now looks stupid
2006-05-02 09:41:22 PM  
That's okay jerrytroll, we still like you.

Group hugs!
2006-05-02 09:42:05 PM  
Foaming [TotalFark] report seeing a ghostly airliner... flying frantically as if to avoid some giant unseen predator

How does a plane frantically fly away from something. Does the airliner turn around in mid flight and look around for something nervously then turn back and fly straight?
2006-05-02 09:44:23 PM  
The religion of islam is unavailable for comment.
2006-05-02 09:46:01 PM  
legendary fool

In a situation like this, where if they knew a missile was coming think about a nose dive while executing a series of sharp turns. Well, as sharp as possible with a large jetliner.

i'd say that's pretty frantic.
2006-05-02 09:46:08 PM  
Don't worry, I almost did the exact same thing.

/If it's not Boeing, I ain't going
2006-05-02 09:46:12 PM  
It dissappeared and reappeared - it's gone beyond the limits of this universe into a universe of pure choas and now it wants to take us all back with it! Someone better get on the phone with Laurence Fishburne...
2006-05-02 09:46:16 PM  
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2006-05-02 09:46:18 PM  
the plane crashed, 100 people died, wondering why the people in the thread earlier about deciding who should die choose this as an outcome, i guess they decided on someone playing violin
//if you did not read the thread DO NOT comment, thanks
2006-05-02 09:46:41 PM  
legendary fool--Exactly.
2006-05-02 09:47:26 PM  
Musta been snakes. And not a gott-damn thing they could do about it.
2006-05-02 09:48:16 PM  
Not that I'm saying it was terrorism. It could have been any number of things. Airplanes are very complex machines with error prone operators — humans.
2006-05-02 09:49:18 PM  
griz212: wasn't lost over Russia (like CNN said) but over Georgia

Oh man, I was just in Atlanta last week, oh the hugemanatee.

/I keed, I keed
2006-05-02 09:50:38 PM  
What happens in the Bermuda Triangle stays in the Burmuda Triangle/

/So obviously, this wasn't the Bermuda Triangle
2006-05-02 09:52:12 PM  
this story is obviously made up because it isn't even wednesday yet...

2006-05-02 09:52:54 PM  
Anybody still have the link to that new Boeing SuperUltraCollosalPlane? Now *that* is a plane worthy of snakes.
2006-05-02 09:54:34 PM  

Oh snap I just did the same thing
2006-05-02 09:55:53 PM  
2006-05-02 09:55:58 PM  
In this day and age, how does one "lose" a 400 foot long plane?
2006-05-02 09:56:00 PM  
Bermuda Triangle=Atlantis
Greeks=Best friends to Armenians
2006-05-02 09:56:30 PM  
My cat (the alien leader) told them NOT to intercept; this is a breach of protocol; we don't care who dies to cover this up.
2006-05-02 09:56:56 PM  
won't somebody think of the children?
2006-05-02 09:59:27 PM  
aren't we in an age that we don't have this shiat happen anymore? wtf?


anyone here speak spanish and can translate "como va"? i know the basic cause of google and was wondering if it was a common phrase that translated well to english

/end threadjack
2006-05-02 10:00:30 PM  
Blast off!
It's party time!

2006-05-02 10:00:34 PM

No reason
2006-05-02 10:02:51 PM  
shiat, that wreckage of flight 93 wasn't suppose to surface in the black sea for at least another 50 years.

That's what happens when the government uses the lowest bidding contractors for cover-ups.
2006-05-02 10:02:57 PM  
Another 100 murders perpetrated by Scarebus.

If it ain't Boeing I Aint Going.
2006-05-02 10:03:39 PM  
Now if you can get me a three-way with some alien biatches; I'll tell you everything I know.
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