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(The Smoking Gun)   Woman says husband forced her into "sex slave" agreement. The Smoking Gun is there with the six-page contract   ( divider line
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2006-05-01 02:14:58 PM  
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this is her. fap away.
2006-05-01 02:15:31 PM  
I'm sorry, I really don't see a problem with this.

Lots of people have unusual sexual kinks. Varying degrees of BDSM relationships are not uncommon.

This is just like that other "slave" contract we saw awhile ago. In both instances, the women initially agreed to something (and stuck with it for years), suddenly decided it wasnt' their thing, and decided to sue. Instead of just opting-out, they decide to go for money. It sets a precedent for people to be able to sue whenever they change their minds about a consentual sex act.

If you don't want to be a submissive or participate in any other kind of kinky activity, don't agree to it in the first place.
2006-05-01 02:18:34 PM  
Wait. Another one?

Sicko "Marriage Contract" One For The Ages(pops)

What the hell is wrong with middle America?
2006-05-01 02:19:39 PM  
2006-05-01 02:21:48 PM  
Thought this was a duplicate link, but people are just crazy.
2006-05-01 02:22:47 PM  
Seen while reading viliam's link:

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2006-05-01 02:23:22 PM  
The codeword is "Red."

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2006-05-01 02:26:34 PM  
From viliam's link:

"...a 33-year-old Iowa man..."

From Submitter's link:

"...a Minnesota businessman..."

Obviously, there is something wrong with the Midwest. I blame all of those wholesome family values that I've heard so much about.

2006-05-01 02:27:36 PM  
They were married for nearly 4 whole months and she's suing him for $60 million. They were involved with each other for FIVE years prior but I guess she didn't realize what a bad guy he was until after they were married.

/what a gold-digger
2006-05-01 02:28:33 PM  
I'm with Buckshot. I don't see how she was forced into this. There's nothing in the 'contract' that states he'll kill her family or something for leaving.
Just leave.

/not BDSM, but to each his own.
2006-05-01 02:50:05 PM  
Where the hell is Appendix A?
2006-05-01 03:11:58 PM  
Makes you wonder about whether she got any GBD's.
2006-05-01 04:40:26 PM  
I forced my right hand into a "sex slave" agreement.
2006-05-01 04:41:32 PM  
was she the wife of a warden before this marriage, by any chance?
2006-05-01 04:42:02 PM  
Is the water warm?

Yes Lisa...
2006-05-01 04:42:42 PM  
Wow. Look at the plastic surgery she's had.

///forehead and eye sockets.
////$60 million...that's more than most lotto winners get.
2006-05-01 04:42:43 PM  
She's hawt.
2006-05-01 04:42:58 PM  
I've been my wife's sex slave for some time now and I wouldn't change a thing.
2006-05-01 04:43:01 PM  
2006-05-01 04:43:04 PM  
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2006-05-01 04:43:12 PM  
The "contract of wifely expectations" was better.

Buckshot: Lots of people have unusual sexual kinks. Varying degrees of BDSM relationships are not uncommon.

As someone who has privately struggled with a paraphilia (BDSM), I can most certainly tell you that it's not a choice. I've felt it since childhood when I wanted the bad guy to catch/do bad things to the good guy in the cartoon. If I had my druthers I'd rather not be interested in abnormal things but alas, it's a compulsion that I did not choose.
2006-05-01 04:43:28 PM  

They were married for nearly 4 whole months and she's suing him for $60 million. They were involved with each other for FIVE years prior but I guess she didn't realize what a bad guy he was until after they were married.

/what a gold-digger

Nailed it. They had some kind of role playing going on, then she got him to marry her so she could use that against him and take his money.

Total gold-digging whore.

/We want prenupt.
2006-05-01 04:43:36 PM  
I agree - something sounds fishy here. If she didn't want the 'agreement' then why marry him....?

Having said that, since it's not binding in court, I don't see how she's obligated to follow through with any of it. She can declare the non-binding contract to be non-binding, at any time she chooses. So, I'm not sure it's worth 60 mil in compensation.
2006-05-01 04:43:57 PM  
bump: Is the water warm?

Yes Lisa...

Nice reference...
2006-05-01 04:44:16 PM  
I need to get laid. I'll be your slave, baby!

/Ha! Ha! Just kidding!

But unlike the creepy contract from a few months ago, I'm willing to bet she consented to this at the time. The one before just seemed CREEPY (anyone have a link) as no reference was made to master/slaveness.. it was just *shudders* "Contract of Wifely Expectations." Wooboy...
2006-05-01 04:44:38 PM  
Dude, "red" is a horrible safeword. How's she gonna tell me to smack her ass cherry red, or shes gonna suck my crank till it's fiery red? Poor choice. "Ice cream" or something like that. Not red...fools.
2006-05-01 04:45:19 PM  
Sounds like someone has a ball gag and caning in her future.

Problem solved, I say.
2006-05-01 04:45:19 PM  
Shall we begin?

Yes,... Lisa...
2006-05-01 04:45:19 PM  
Seems pretty reasonable to me. I've seen leases that are stricker.
2006-05-01 04:45:28 PM  
Amazingly, NOT a repeat. At least THIS guy used a legible font.
2006-05-01 04:46:00 PM  
By the way, this ho wanted it this way. Now she just wants $$$ and not freaky cock.

//Just sayin
//And not "red"...Jees
2006-05-01 04:46:34 PM  
The midwest is a bubbling kettle of repressed sexuality and it's going to explode messilly someday.

Mark my words.
2006-05-01 04:46:45 PM  
Wish I'd thought of that!
2006-05-01 04:46:53 PM  
This is a great example of the "Dumbass" tag. Stupid biatch.
2006-05-01 04:46:56 PM  
GooberMcFly: CTRL+P

I'm trying to find a tactful way to explain to my wife why I laughed so hard at that.
2006-05-01 04:47:01 PM  
Beelzebozotime wins thread for Computer Blue reference. Prince rocks.
2006-05-01 04:47:18 PM  
I forced my right hand into a "sex slave" agreement.

Hello, I am Lawrence J. Anderson III Esquire. I represent the Law Offices of Dewey, Chetum, and Howe. We are representing your 'left hand' hereafter referred to as our 'client'.

This serves as notice that our client is suing you for damages involving damage to physical health due to lack of proper exercise, and emotional damages due to emotional detachement and debasement incurred by you and 'right hand'.

Please reply to this letter no later than 30 business days if you wish to undergo arbitration, otherwise please see attached filed Court Documents for the date of the pre-trial.

Thank you,

Lawrence J. Anderson III
Law Offices of Dewey, Chetum, and Howe
2006-05-01 04:47:48 PM  
OK, so I'm curious about these "Lisa" references, but I'm not going to google for it at work because I'm sensing that that could be a bad idea.

Anyone care to enlighten me?
2006-05-01 04:48:59 PM  
Law Offices of Dewey, Chetum, and Howe

Rider's Radio Theater is ON THE AIR!
2006-05-01 04:49:00 PM  
I don't see what's so thrilling about forcing another human being to be your slave or be degraded. Of course, it's even more puzzling why someone gets off on being punched in the face or kept in a dog kennel naked.
2006-05-01 04:50:01 PM  
Snow Monkey:

Haha, you watch Gilmore Girls!

\sad so do i
\\has all the seasons
\\\has watched all the seasons
2006-05-01 04:50:07 PM  
Seconded what Buckshot said.

Also, did anyone read it, or flip through to page 6? The contract wasn't even that awful. In fact it was very understanding and fitting to the BDSM ideals. And the last page, neither party had even signed the damn thing.

/throw it out.
2006-05-01 04:50:17 PM  
asexslaveenteringintoaservitudecontractwithme says "what"
2006-05-01 04:50:34 PM  
Sweet. I'm making a .PDF version and printing hard copies out as we speak. Some of my partners insist on strict interpretation to the letter.
2006-05-01 04:50:37 PM  
I prefer my slashie direction, by the way.
2006-05-01 04:50:43 PM  
Anyone who thinks the midwest is a kettle of repressed sexuality really needs to open his or her eyes. This shiat is nothing "red" or provincial.

/I've been to Long Island
2006-05-01 04:50:45 PM  
Well if the woman isn't allowed to reach orgasm, is denial of sex really a punishment?
2006-05-01 04:50:51 PM  
Frank Booth would love this...
2006-05-01 04:50:59 PM  
is there a more printer friendly version?
2006-05-01 04:51:33 PM  
It's a Prince reference, WayToBlue. Something or other from Purple Rain with Wendy and Lisa, I can't remember which song.
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