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2006-05-01 03:39:04 AM  
Spicy Red Beer

My dad would occasionally drink that swill, only he called it Bloody Beer (as in Bloody Mary + Beer)

awful
 
2006-05-01 03:46:03 AM  
I like spicy red beers.

Damn.
 
2006-05-01 03:53:07 AM  
I dont recall what the hell it was called but some British dude walked into the hotel lounge I was bartending at and asked for some sort of variation of the red beer only with a raw egg plopped in for good mix. The hotel restaurant being right next door, I snagged an egg and served the dude and scored a respectable tip. No accounting for good taste I guess...
 
2006-05-01 03:54:34 AM  
I love red beer!
 
2006-05-01 04:14:14 AM  
The tabasco sauce one reminds me of a Prairie Fire, basically tequilla and tabasco sauce. Its horrible, but a good joke to play on unsuspecting friends.
 
2006-05-01 04:15:46 AM  
I once tried drinking a beer float. Budweiser and vanilla ice cream.

There are too many things wrong with that concoction to list without invoking a gag reflex.
 
2006-05-01 09:17:21 AM  
Beer floats are great, especially with Guinness or Red Trolley from Karl Strauss.
 
2006-05-01 09:34:00 AM  
My local liquor store has bottles of Chipotle Rogue beer, but I haven't tried it. Has anyone else?
 
2006-05-01 09:35:44 AM  
This sh_t ought to be against the law...
 
2006-05-01 09:39:48 AM  
anal brazil men

I am a huge fan of anything from the Rogue line.

That said, the Chipotle is a beer that should not exist.

About the only "beer cocktail" i can take is an irish car bomb.
 
2006-05-01 10:12:54 AM  
I dont recall what the hell it was called but some British dude walked into the hotel lounge I was bartending at and asked for some sort of variation of the red beer only with a raw egg plopped in for good mix. The hotel restaurant being right next door, I snagged an egg and served the dude and scored a respectable tip. No accounting for good taste I guess...

Apparently you don't know how to make a Red Eye, Mr. Flannigan.
 
2006-05-01 10:24:12 AM  
blogs.warwick.ac.uk
 
2006-05-01 11:06:01 AM  
why oh why do people who make Top 5/10/etc lists start with #1. It ruins the climax and from that point on I have lost all motivation to read. To know what's number 1, and everythign following that is going to be relatively boring!
 
2006-05-01 11:29:05 AM  
2. Beer Margarita

1 (6 ounce) can frozen lemonade concentrate

8 fluid ounces vodka

3 (12 fluid ounce) cans or bottles beer

Empty lemonade concentrate into pitcher (do not add water!). Pour in vodka and beer. Serve over ice.


Skippys?
Hop, skip and go naked?


Are you kidding? That stuff was liquid Dolemite.
 
2006-05-01 11:29:37 AM  
I just threw up a little in my mouth at the thought of a beer cocktail. Thanks, submitter - really needed that.
 
2006-05-01 11:29:53 AM  
SpinStopper: I once tried drinking a beer float. Budweiser and vanilla ice cream.

They can work. I had a beer float with Oliebollen at a restaurant once, using some nice Belgian beer I forget the name of, homemade ice cream, and tasty little fried things you dunked in the beer. It was great!
 
2006-05-01 11:30:20 AM  
Beer cocktail? Sounds like a waste of perfectly good beer.
 
2006-05-01 11:30:36 AM  
matt4684: why oh why do people who make Top 5/10/etc lists start with #1. It ruins the climax

must be men that make up these lists.

i'm partial to the occasional boilermaker
 
2006-05-01 11:30:38 AM  
Um, Submitter really has never heard of beer cocktails?

And what is wrong with red beer? That's super common at brunches.
 
2006-05-01 11:31:30 AM  
Beer Margarita?

Sounds like Elmer Fudpucker. Pretty tasty. You can also get away with using cheap vodka and beer.
 
2006-05-01 11:31:53 AM  
Uh, that's only four beer cocktails.

Zima never has been, and never will be, a beer.
 
2006-05-01 11:32:03 AM  
LandOfChocolate

we called it Get Nekkid Juice but it's damn tasty.
 
2006-05-01 11:32:32 AM  
We would put Jolly Rancher candies in Zima (back when I was a drunken high school girl). Now the only beer cocktail I go near is the Irish Car Bomb.

/Prefers Jagerbombs
 
2006-05-01 11:32:51 AM  
Yuck. Beer cocktails for the lose.

anal brazil men: My local liquor store has bottles of Chipotle Rogue beer, but I haven't tried it. Has anyone else?

Yeah. It's actually pretty good, though it's hard to find anything to go with it. I don't know that the stout beer and the chipotle go WELL together, but they don't actually clash. Rogue's Shakespeare Stout is pretty danged good, though, if you like stouts. Old Rasputin is the best stout you can get at most grocery stores, though, at least if you like your stouts REALLY stout.

But I think Stone's Arrogant Bastard is still my favorite. It's strong, it's got attitude AND it's so bitter it's off the scale. What's not to like?

/That is all
//When you're a beer snob, things like this make you feel faintly nauseous
///I can only imagine the horror of mixing a Chimay Grande or an Old Rasputin with tomato juice and Tobasco
////Oh, the humanity...
 
2006-05-01 11:33:38 AM  
My boyfriend made the absolute worst beer cocktail this weekend, and boy did he pay for it. Here's the recipe:
1/4 can Lucky Lager
1 shot Fireball whiskey (cinnamon flavor, for those not in the know)
1 shot Sourpuss raspberry liquor
1 shot green apple martini mix
1 shot moonshine
For the true experience, these need to be mixed right in the can, with your thumb over the opening.
Anyone have a good name for this recipe for disaster? The end result involved him in the bathtub barfing, laying in the fetal position.
 
2006-05-01 11:34:17 AM  
Milwaulkee BEAST + Ginger Ale = Palatable.


/Won a free case of beast and a $5 gift cert.
//Obviously, I'm an engineer and a cheap-skate.
 
2006-05-01 11:34:19 AM  
tonesskin
And what is wrong with red beer? That's super common at brunches
Where do you have your brunches and can I come to the next one?
 
2006-05-01 11:35:07 AM  
Vote for me?
 
2006-05-01 11:35:29 AM  
anal brazil men: My local liquor store has bottles of Chipotle Rogue beer, but I haven't tried it. Has anyone else?

Crap, I mean to pick a bottle of that up this weekend, but I forgot.
Best beer cocktail:
www.beerappreciation.com
 
2006-05-01 11:36:31 AM  
amypet: Anyone have a good name for this recipe for disaster? The end result involved him in the bathtub barfing, laying in the fetal position.

You already have your answer: "In a Bathtub, Barfing."

Has a nice poetic ring to it, and it's obviously appropriate.
 
2006-05-01 11:36:40 AM  
Where do you have your brunches and can I come to the next one?

I've never been to a restaurant for brunch where there wasn't someone drinking red beer. Also at receptions. I don't drink it, but a lot of people love it.
 
fj
2006-05-01 11:37:31 AM  
Beer Cocktails?
Does dropping a shotglass of amaretto into a mug of beer count?

If you plan on trying it, remember to drink very fast, or you wear your beer.
 
2006-05-01 11:38:11 AM  
I like a shandy every now and then..lager and lemonade.
 
2006-05-01 11:38:41 AM  
Does Skittlebrau count as a beer cocktail?
 
2006-05-01 11:38:53 AM  
ffmedia.ign.com

What's a jigger?
 
2006-05-01 11:39:09 AM  
anal brazil men
Ahh, poor Coglin died an unhappy man. Too many "red eyes".
 
2006-05-01 11:39:22 AM  
Bloody Beer: Use Clamato instead of V8. Yum.
 
2006-05-01 11:39:27 AM  
LandOfChocolate

Hop, skip and go naked?


Thats we always called "strip and go nakeds" I like um, it's just a screw driver with beer.


/\/\/ wobbly slashies!
 
2006-05-01 11:40:28 AM  
neapoi: I like spicy red beers.

Damn.


That's okay, some people like haggis, too.

/I keed, I keed
//likes me an Irish Car Bomb and the occasional boilermaker
///the liquid dolemite sounds promising!
////quad-slashie
 
2006-05-01 11:41:11 AM  
Since we're posting recipes:
Irish Car Bomb= 1/2 pint Guinness (in beer mug) + 1 shot glass of half Bailey's, half Irish Whiskey. Drop shotglass into beer mug & drink (quickly).

Jagerbomb= 1/2 can Red Bull + 1 shot of Jagermeister. Again, drop & drink. Tastes like children's chewable vitamins- mmmmm!
 
2006-05-01 11:41:15 AM  
www.nycbeer.org

+

www.merchantduvin.com

=

bighappyfaces.com
 
OCB
2006-05-01 11:41:43 AM  
At my friend's fraternity, one of the rooms they had in their annual "hall crawl" was the orange dreamcicle (sp?) room. Beer, OJ, and something else. It lived up to its name. Pretty tasty. My other favorite was a flaming Dr. Pepper.
 
2006-05-01 11:42:28 AM  
Does an "Imp and an Iron" count as a cocktail?

/Pittsburgh version of a shot and a beer
//Imperial whiskey and Iron City beer
 
2006-05-01 11:43:18 AM  
SNAKEBITE AND BLACK
 
2006-05-01 11:43:21 AM  
Brooklynn Black Chocolate Stout : Lindeman Fanboise ~ prepare in 2:1 ratio

/that is all
 
2006-05-01 11:43:44 AM  
rocinante721... it's crazy, but it just might be crazy enough to work!
 
2006-05-01 11:44:17 AM  
Drop a shot of Chambord into a pint of Guinness. Tastes like a chocolate covered raspberry.
 
2006-05-01 11:44:46 AM  
the second one, when made with a can of pink lemonade, is what we college students like to call, "pink panty-droppers." actually, they're quite delicious ... and effective??
 
2006-05-01 11:44:53 AM  
Speaking of nasty cocktails, try this one:

1/4 part Tequila
1/4 part Bailey's
1/4 part Sambuca
1/4 Tabasco sauce

Mix in shot glass and top with parmesan cheese. The drink is called a "Dirty Panty".
 
2006-05-01 11:46:13 AM  
I was well late with this comment buuuut.


Que all the posters pretending to be "mixing experts" in 3...2...
 
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