Try talking to woman, instead of drugging them.

I wonder what Smoove B has to say on the subject.

You want increased flirting try this:

Vangor: Eh, you want something, you act in a way that gets you what you want.

If you want to be high class, you act high class. Want to succeed in business, you wear a suit. Want to get laid, act like a man who gets laid. It is just that simple.

abuttino: "Black Panther sadly not listed" would have been a great addition to this thread title.

It is Sex Panther, not Black Panter.

In all reality... has anyone ever tried this pheromone stuff?

Don't mess around with any product claiming to contain pheromones. Here is a cautionary tale about a man we will call "Marty". His was a harrowing experience.
http://www.uncoveror.com/pheromones.htm

Evil Twin Skippy: You want increased flirting try this:

Heard all the rumors, does that really WORK?

/willing to give it a try.
//maybe get a grant and do a study

2006-04-29 08:24:07 PM Cooter Booter

The heck you say. I tried the "act as if" approach. I did everything right. EVERYTHING. You know what happened? None of the women met my standards. I carved through'em like I was peeling potatoes. My son's mom started going nuts. Before you knew it, she was spending more time talking to me than to her new husband. And I wouldn't give her the time of day, either.

Eventually, I met the woman who makes every single minute of my life that passed before she came along, seem like a complete waste of time. She's naked every single hour of the day she can get away with it, buys me food and beer, never whines, falls back on me when she's feeling down but is there for me when I'm down, too. She moved into my apartment complex and is exactly fifty yards away from my front door. I haven't spent a night at my own place in over a month now. We have a wonderful, wonderful, idyllic relationship. We went on a cruise together to St. Thomas and the Virgin Islands a couple months ago, and right now she's at the grocery store buying me dinner, I get my choice of steak, ribs, or pasta alfredo. She didn't say anything about it but I'll bet there's a 12-pack of cold beer in there too.

My son's mom is still going nuts. She can just fester. She can't have me.

Um...there was a point to this...oh, yeah. I guess it does work. It works pretty well.

uncoverer, I think you just encouraged a bunch of sickies here to give it a whirl.....

Gotta go. Night, all.

Sickies? Sickies? I resent that ... i ...

No, wait a minute, you might be right, there.

But when you consider that $50 could buy you a short night at a poker table, a long drunken cab ride home out of the city, a middling bottle of scotch, dinner at a cheap steak house, a year's subscription to Reader's Digest or a couple of Jessica Simpson CDs, spending $50 on a larf like this doesn't seem like such a big deal.

I already have a gym membership, already have a decent job, just bought a new suit and have plenty of confidence thankyouverymuch. What i am, like most people, is BORED.

So this will either work or not, but either way, it'll be good for a story or two.

Bada Bing If your entry had voting enabled, I would have voted for it. Does it accentuate my geekdom I knew the names of every character and actor there?

Vangor, as far as my post relates to sex, I freely admit that it is quite shallow. But, like it or not, there are a lot of guys who actually kind of like the idea of cheap, meaningless sex with attractive women. I think this is especially true for a lot of guys that feel like they never have any chance with women in the first place. And, in fact, for a lot of guys, the fear of loneliness and rejection from women can cause a lot of emotional problems that have serious effects on their lives.

Also, when I was referring to instant results, I wasn't referring to getting laid. Instead, I was referring to improvements in one's appearance and self-confidence that would come from working out and doing other things to improve. If you start a good weightlifting program, you will start getting bigger and stronger right away (slowly but surely). If you are pale, make a point to be outside more often, and you will get a healthy-looking skin tone, etc. After a month, take out $100 from the bank and buy yourself a nice set of clothes. Then, find a new hair stylist that can give you a new, more stylish haircut (hint: find a place that requires an appointment, costs more than $15, and has attractive male and female customers). Then, go home, take a shower, put on your new clothes, and see if you can't notice an improvement.

One thing that I didn't mention before, was that often guys don't know what to do when they pass a woman on the street or in the hallway. In particular, do you look at her, do you look down, do you look forward, etc. The right answer is that you should make at least brief eye contact with every woman you pass, if it is practical, before moving on. Try to flash a smile. (In fact, whenever you are talking to anybody, you _must_ look them in the eye; never look down.) Try to flash a small, friendly smile. Sometimes, say "hi." This is a good way to build up the confidence to start asking girls out.

I know that it took me two months of building up my self-confidence (through working out, and practicing saying "hi" to people) before I actually worked up courage to ask a woman out. I started my new way of thinking in Jan, 2003 and I asked a girl out for the first time on Feb 14, 2003. And, I got rejected that time. But, it didn't hurt--actually, the painlessness of that rejection boosted my confidence even further. That is the self-perpetuating cycle. (In fact, I didn't sleep with any women until April of that year.)

You seem to be of the opinion that all "players" manipulate women, treat them like crap, and then throw them to the curb. But, I think you will find that is probably not going to be the case for somebody that takes my advice. After all, these guys have spent countless numbers of hours feeling sorry for themselves, so they are likely to be somewhat sensitive to somebody else's feelings. Plus, I always tell guys, you should never hump-and-dump. You should only be having sex with women that are attractive, so that you want to have sex with them over and over.

And, you are not tricking anybody by giving yourself a premature confidence boost. I never lied to any woman to get her to sleep with me. Every time I had sex with a new woman, I made sure she is totally sobor (in fact, I always took them out for coffee, never dinner or drinks). Plus, I never promised them that I would be their boyfriends. In fact, most of them knew I was a player from the moment they met me. A lot of them didn't care because I was also the _nicest_ player they'd ever met, and the ones that did just broke it off.

Sex is a great motivator for guys. Your sex drive can propell you forward to make improvements to yourself. Once you have had tons of sex, then you can look past it and see what is really important in life. For example, I personally stopped looking for new hookups last year because I grew tired of that stuff (but, I've been seeing a girl since then too). It was sure fun while it lasted, especially since I'd always thought it was impossible for some average guy like me to pull it off.

As for me being socially awkward now--well, maybe. I think I'm a lot better than before. I don't know.

Is Cooter Booter trying to sell a dvd or something?

beatty: I'm not trying to sell anything. I just don't like to listen to guys act pathetic about never getting laid, when the solution to that problem is so simple and basically free. I guess I am particularly sensitive to it because I used to be one of those whiners (although, more of the silent type).

Cooter Booter NO ONE on fark reads posts that long.

Sum it up, or stfu

Cooter Booter, you don't have to lie to us, we know you work for Sweetline! Entertainment.

Your post may be cited in future advertisements of "As If" cologne. It's "as if" she doesn't think you're an ugly douchebag. It's "as if" she thinks you don't drive a nice enough car. Etc etc.

/As if
//Kidding
///Liquid panty remover is a great phrase

This begs the question.

Which "study" was more accurate? Sweetline! Entertainment, or Dr. Dick Payne of Brandine University? History will decide, my friends, history will decide.

I agree with the Acqua Di Gio-

Also, Chrome is pretty nice.

I also like Eternity, although a lot of people don't.

Cooter Booter is preaching the gospel, heathens, and you know it in your deep in your crusty underworked hearts.

"What are you unhappy about in your life?
What are you doing about it?"

is applicable to many things.

If you're not getting laid, you're not really trying.

/not getting laid
//not really trying

Article

"Pheromones are strongest when we are at the height of our fertility cycles,..."

1. Locate those undies that have been lying on your floor since you were 18
2. Wear.
3. Score.

If I have to be serious, then congrats on your amazing discoveries that sex isn't everything, go get a nice shirt, and whatever the other crap was that I already forgot. I'm sure it was ground breaking. May I subscribe to your newsletter?

She doesn't love you. You will never be loved. You can't even use her, because she doesn't care enough to be hurt. You will fail, are failing. Surrender yourself to isolation. No hope.

Detry, I agree with you. In fact, I usually only read the first ten posts or so, and then scroll down looking for pics of hot women. In fact, I usually only open the threads that are likely to have a lot of funny comments or a lot of hot pics.

Pacer, do I know you? You are in the same city as me.

What a coincidence!

The one that won the test is the one they have a sales link for.

I am sure it is a coincidence!

I want what Cooter Booter is having!

/Harry, meet Sally.