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(Arab News)   11 people have died in Saudi Arabia from drinking cologne   (arabnews.com) divider line 84
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Grapple
2002-06-10 10:46:39 AM
I thought it was 19 people? ooh.. now I'm all confoozed.
 
Deeznutz
2002-06-10 10:46:48 AM
Its not enough!
 
Recidivist
2002-06-10 10:47:13 AM
deja-Monday
 
zakke
2002-06-10 10:47:25 AM
Stupid... a stupid repeat that is!
 
GooberMcFly [TotalFark]
2002-06-10 10:47:33 AM
Dr. Ahmad Ilyas, director of the laboratory, said he informed the hospitals in Makkah to administer ethanol to counteract the methanol poison.

Just think of the "Blue Angel" possibilities!
 
bucket
2002-06-10 10:47:42 AM
There are cheaper ways to freshen your breath, dumbasses.
 
Gulliver
2002-06-10 10:47:42 AM
Was 19, now 11... So 8 people are UNdead?

And their farts smell just like blossoms!
 
taiketsu
2002-06-10 10:48:58 AM
lol bucket.

They also need to take the towel off.
 
femme_fatale
2002-06-10 10:49:01 AM
hmmmm
 
Velvet_Elvis
2002-06-10 10:49:43 AM
What about eating your deodorant? Will that just give you the shiats
 
Rasputin
2002-06-10 10:49:45 AM
19 + 11 = 30 man these cologne drinking arabs are adding up, perhaps we should start counting them instead of saudi executions
 
Thermos
2002-06-10 10:49:51 AM
ANOTHER 11, after the other 19 from the earlier post?
damn!
 
13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane
2002-06-10 10:50:49 AM
Q: What to do you call eleven Saudis dead from drinking cologne.

A: A good start.
 
palexc
2002-06-10 10:51:29 AM
I think the admins are drunk.
 
litespeed74
2002-06-10 10:51:32 AM
I shoot cologne into my eyeball
 
taiketsu
2002-06-10 10:51:33 AM
The admins have failed us once again.

Revolt.
 
sierra4
2002-06-10 10:52:01 AM
Dumbasses in Saudi Arabia dying while trying to get wasted-TAKE TWO! And... ACTION!!!!
 
AlbertQaida
2002-06-10 10:52:10 AM
19...11....19...11....

CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT!!!

IN 2001 ON THE 11TH DAY OF THE 9TH MONTH A HEINOUS TERRORIST ATTACK WAS MADE ON U.S. LANDMARKS.

SEE THE LINK?

1 and 9 and then 11! Obvious proof that the cologne companies are responsible for the attacks on September 11th.

Scary, eh?
 
palexc
2002-06-10 10:52:24 AM
The new 'in drink' in Saudi Arabia: The Jihad-tini
 
ToDoList
2002-06-10 10:53:47 AM
Meanwhile, three people died and nine others became seriously ill in Jizan after consuming cologne.

So, that would be 33 down. We need a new counter!
 
Eggman18
2002-06-10 10:54:16 AM
Bah, I hope Osama was one of the schmucks that drank their cologne.

"Hmmm...I can't wait till Pepsi Blue comes out later this summer, this Aqua Vela should serve as a blue drink substitute."

farkheads
 
frawgster
2002-06-10 10:54:16 AM
The Matrix has me. I surrender.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2002-06-10 10:54:49 AM
See what alcohol prohibition drives people to?!
 
Sammy
2002-06-10 10:54:56 AM
19, 11.......

Who cares! :-)
 
lord
2002-06-10 10:55:37 AM
err..so, is it 19 or 11? stupid-ass admins....
 
Eggman18
2002-06-10 10:55:55 AM
ohhh good timing Frawgster...
 
fb-
2002-06-10 10:56:24 AM
Looks like Drew has chimpanzees approving articles again.
 
palexc
2002-06-10 10:56:31 AM
Eggman18:

My DAD wears Aqua Velva. There's got to be a more modern example.
 
DrRocks1982
2002-06-10 10:56:39 AM
Next thing you know they'll be attacking us with cologne bombs.
 
lukeduff
2002-06-10 10:57:10 AM
Mmmm, delicious bobcat pee.
 
phix-it
2002-06-10 10:57:39 AM
Well, 8 of them came back to life because they were "true muslims(tm)"

fark em all... It's bad enough they already drown themselves in cologne. Just a matter of time before they started drinking the ass smell cover up.
 
phix-it
2002-06-10 10:58:17 AM
And why doesn't this have a FOLLOWUP tag?
 
sagacity
2002-06-10 10:58:47 AM
So? Is there a problem here?
 
palexc
2002-06-10 11:00:16 AM
I wonder how many Saudi's who move to other countries that don't have prohibition become alcoholics because they don't know how to handle it?
 
Carparker
2002-06-10 11:00:51 AM
So that's why the arabs are pissed... b/c we can drink and they can't... ok.
 
Chick3_16
2002-06-10 11:01:03 AM
Cool, undead!

Better than Russian homemade vodka.
 
GoingCoastal
2002-06-10 11:02:34 AM
Maybe they need to WEAR the farkin' cologne.

(Ever been in a 7-11? Phew!)
 
ping127
2002-06-10 11:04:08 AM
Old Spice please, on the rocks.
 
palexc
2002-06-10 11:05:19 AM
So that's why the arabs are pissed... b/c we can drink and they can't... ok.

No. It's because in the rest of the world, two guys can get into a fist fight, then go buy each other a beer.

In their world, you declare Jihad and buy 30 year old munitions and don't give up until you've killed all their family and taken their land.
 
phix-it
2002-06-10 11:06:03 AM
Ali Muhammed Akbar Ahmed Atta walks into the Saudi Pizza Hut and orders a large Beef Peperoni(tm) stuffed crust pizza and a 2 liter of Stetson cologne.
 
fotodevil
2002-06-10 11:08:26 AM
About 10 posts ago it was 19. And that's the gist!
 
ZekeMacNeil [TotalFark]
2002-06-10 11:09:05 AM
Pete and Repete are sitting in a boat. Pete falls out. Who is left?
 
harmonia
2002-06-10 11:09:28 AM
And how many die in our countries because of the prohibition on drugs?
 
Nightsweat
2002-06-10 11:09:43 AM
Killed by Brut force.
 
punkrockgirl [TotalFark]
2002-06-10 11:13:45 AM
I'll bet it was some of that cheap Jovan Musk crap. This never would have happened with Chanel no5.
 
Ouroborus
2002-06-10 11:14:02 AM
Maybe they wanted their pee to smell sporty
 
phix-it
2002-06-10 11:14:26 AM
Harmonia
And somehow Keith Richards is still alive.
 
Chick3_16
2002-06-10 11:16:33 AM
CK for Saudi men.
 
13ItemsInA12ItemOrLessLane
2002-06-10 11:20:37 AM
How many virgins await the Saudis in heaven if they die from consuming cologne?
 
harmonia
2002-06-10 11:20:40 AM
And now all antidrugs Phix it.

Keith, we cant take drugs any more because you took them all!
 
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