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(Some weird Guy)   Are you out of Horse Sperm? then have it shipped right to your door (have some sent to Drew)   (shippedsemen.com) divider line 58
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2002-06-09 11:42:38 PM
i refuse to click on that link.
 
2002-06-09 11:43:33 PM
Too expensive. Good thing I'm hung like a horse.

(ok, a quarter horse)
 
2002-06-09 11:43:36 PM
mmmmmmm...good knowledge for the future
 
2002-06-09 11:45:33 PM
if only they gave out free samples...
 
2002-06-09 11:45:56 PM
naah, i've always got some on hand, thanks. think i'll grab a scoop right now.
 
2002-06-09 11:45:59 PM
Under the used equipment board . . . .

Date Posted: 6/01/02
Your Name: Laura Teague
Email Address: tdi­ve­rse[nospam-﹫-backwards]lo­a*com
Message: Used Aloka 500. We have used this unit for both backfatmeasurements and transrectal evaluations. 5.0 megahertz probe included. We are upgrading and will not need two machines. $7,500.

$7,500 for a transrectal probe these days? What is the world coming to?
 
2002-06-09 11:48:24 PM
from the question board...

Hi there- how does one determine the necessary sizing for of an artificial vagina for their stallion?

umm umm umm
 
2002-06-09 11:48:35 PM
Date Posted: 2/06/02
Your Name: M. Johnson
Email Address: c­st­ore[nospam-﹫-backwards]dna­li*net
Message: I am looking for the following used items; equitainers, incubator, and spermacue


Spermacue . . . . hm . . . Is that like a barbecue?
 
2002-06-09 11:49:13 PM
wow, i guess i haven't updated my bookmarks in a while. i thought that domain name still belonged to my dad's gay porn film studio!
 
2002-06-09 11:49:41 PM
is this cheaper than milk ?
 
2002-06-09 11:50:37 PM
Haha, that's a nice url to have in your history ;-)
 
2002-06-09 11:51:08 PM
Those how-to videos look awful tempting... er, um..
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spidie - doofyfuel.com
 
2002-06-09 11:51:38 PM
/me heard of a grivas sighting and came to wave...

noice, hung like a horse ;)
 
2002-06-09 11:51:55 PM
"It's not as easy as it seems…"
 
2002-06-09 11:52:22 PM
Hi there- how does one determine the necessary sizing for of an artificial vagina for their stallion?

Some stallions like the AV very warm and tight, while of others will object to this and prefer something cooler and loose. I usually start out with the "normal" horse. I use my arm as a guide since I will use my arm to test the water pressure. I look at my arm and I look at the stallion's penis when erect. I stand beside him and get an idea how far I will need to put my arm in the AV by comparing the length and circumference of the penis compared to my arm. 
 
2002-06-09 11:52:27 PM
. I use my arm as a guide since I will use my arm to test the water pressure. I look at my arm and I look at the stallion's penis when erect. I stand beside him and get an idea how far I will need to put my arm in the (artificial vagina) by comparing the length and circumference of the penis compared to my arm.

Huh-huh. He said arm. Huh-huh.
 
2002-06-09 11:52:28 PM
Horse sperm, huh?
*gets glass ready*
 
2002-06-09 11:54:17 PM
grivas!!..where..and hes hung like a horse...weeeeeeeee!
 
2002-06-09 11:54:24 PM
I can't believe that no one said it yet. . .

FB IS THE FATHER!!!
Heh.
 
2002-06-09 11:55:33 PM
I have a hunch this will never be the mystery ingredient on Iron Chef
 
2002-06-09 11:56:51 PM
Horse BUKKAKE!
 
2002-06-09 11:58:05 PM
After I submit-bomb almost five-dozen links, Drew chooses the horse sperm one. (Probably because it has his name attached to it)
 
2002-06-09 11:59:32 PM
from their Links page:

http://www.rounsevell.com/bittersweetfarm/enter.html

Bittersweet Farms

Hm. Wonder who tasted it to find out.
 
2002-06-09 11:59:44 PM
"I stand beside him and get an idea how far I will need to put my arm in the AV by comparing the length and circumference of the penis compared to my arm."

anyone see that movie Cruisin' starring a young al pacino?

/me shiver
 
2002-06-10 12:01:36 AM
Hung like a horse? A seahorse, right?

Yeah yeah, old joke, blah blah....
 
2002-06-10 12:02:01 AM
anyone ever see those videos of them extracting the sperm? Quite scary.
 
2002-06-10 12:07:20 AM
WASHING
Washing a stallion prior to breeding is a routine in most breeding sheds, it is important not to wash excessively. Very convincing research has shown that washing the stallion's sheath and penis regularly with soap can cause disease rather than prevent it! A mild non-detergent soap may be used very sparingly the first time (make sure to rinse well) prior to breeding but afterwards use water without any soap. Try to make the washing procedure a pleasant experience for the stallion -- warm water and a gentle manner are essential. Thoroughly dry the stallion with a clean towel.
 
2002-06-10 12:08:59 AM
Mmmmmmmmm...cheese dip.
 
2002-06-10 12:09:18 AM
Does anyone know if it tastes different than human semen? I couldn't find it in the stupid FAQ.
 
2002-06-10 12:09:39 AM
You know what... someone post Drew's address, and I will send some to him...
 
2002-06-10 12:12:20 AM
This post wouldn't be complete without Semenex
Guaranteed to improve the taste.
 
2002-06-10 12:17:43 AM
 
2002-06-10 12:23:35 AM
Poor horsey.
 
2002-06-10 12:24:38 AM


Why?
 
2002-06-10 12:30:50 AM
Because he has to dry-hump a sawhorse to get off.
 
2002-06-10 12:31:47 AM
HA!

I work at the ISP where this is hosted. This is too good to be freakin true..
 
2002-06-10 12:33:14 AM
CheezieDanish, so do I. ::sigh::
 
2002-06-10 12:36:02 AM
Wldncrzy14: We meet again. As for your "confession", judging by your intelligence, I doubt it ;)
 
2002-06-10 12:37:13 AM
Heh, as for my sex life, I might as well be.
 
2002-06-10 12:38:17 AM
I don't know who wouldn't want horse sperm mailed to them?
 
2002-06-10 12:50:01 AM
omg....horse porn
 
2002-06-10 01:03:28 AM
..sent to drew?

why does he drink it or something?
 
2002-06-10 01:04:31 AM
why, does he drink it or something?

Like nobody's business.
 
2002-06-10 01:04:38 AM
Wldncrzy14: Well, just make sure someone is there to hold your bucket. heh.
 
2002-06-10 01:17:33 AM
I can't believe nobobdy has referred to that famous internet video of the chick giving the horse head, then the horse splooges in her mouth, and then she gags n stuff....

Is this still Fark?
 
2002-06-10 01:24:17 AM
JOHNDX,
Does she mention whether or not it tastes like regular manjuice? You know, like yours and mine?
 
2002-06-10 01:25:52 AM
I can't believe nobobdy has referred to that famous internet video of the chick giving the horse head, then the horse splooges in her mouth, and then she gags n stuff....

I heard a similar story once, only it didn't involve a horse, just some guy with blue balls.
 
2002-06-10 01:27:04 AM
Does she mention whether or not it tastes like regular manjuice? You know, like yours and mine?

I'm guessing it tastes like hay or oats.
 
2002-06-10 01:29:20 AM
Hytes

Some things are best left *unknown*

 
2002-06-10 01:32:00 AM
I dunno Hytes, she's from another country n stuff. She doesn't do much talking in the video ya know ;)

On a side note. When I was younger, My uncle bred horses n stuff. He took me to the barn one day and I watched in horror as this HUGE male stud horse was placed behind this little bitty female horsie. The stud jumped up on her and couldn't get his big ole thing in her. So my uncle took his hand and guided the horses big dick into the mare. (I believe that's what the female is called) Ewwwwww. The stud horse was inside of her for about 5 minutes max. The girlie horse was screamin'!! Have you ever heard a horse scream? That damn stud shot about, what looked to me like 10 damn gallons or something. yuk! I was mortified. Then that was it. The stud horse dismounted and walked back into the pasture. As we loaded up the mare. I looked back and the stud horse let out a naaaaaaaaaaay! to the female as we drove off.........was he in love? Or was he just calling her a slut?

Crazy man, I know...

*takes sip of beer*
 
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