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(Haaretz)		News from the future: Iranian leader spotted picking his nose (haaretz.com)		32
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mryoop789		2006-04-25 04:37:06 PM

WTF?

Musicology101		2006-04-25 04:38:47 PM

Fifty bucks says he eats it.

jchic		2006-04-25 04:39:35 PM

Guess gas prices are goin' up again...

TheRealist		2006-04-25 04:39:58 PM

Hundred bucks says he blames it on the Jews.

Farkshower1972		2006-04-25 04:45:36 PM

Olmert also praised U.S. President George W. Bush, saying Israel was "in good hands" when it relied on him.

Well, that makes one country, I suppose.

Lord of Allusions		2006-04-25 04:47:04 PM

I wonder if it glowed when he looked at it.

The Bright Side		2006-04-25 04:51:14 PM

I still can't get over how similar they look...

mryoop789		2006-04-25 04:59:36 PM

Ohhhhh. I get it. Very amusing.

KaponoFor3		2006-04-25 05:01:52 PM

Very clever headline

Gwendolyn		2006-04-25 05:10:14 PM

You've all seen the one of Bush at a Ranger's game picking his nose and eating it, right? I had the one of him drunk at a wedding trying to talk to give a hello message to the bride and groom until I installed SP2 and it killed my windows.

Our leaders to on occasion look less then stellar. I dunno why the leaders in Iran should be any different.

Gsm136		2006-04-25 06:27:25 PM

Gwendolyn: I had the one of him drunk at a wedding trying to talk to give a hello message to the bride and groom

'only in America can someone call her mom'

Our leaders to on occasion look less then stellar.

Are you kidding, I wish he was always like that for some strange reason him been drunk makes him talk and look smarter

justafarkingchef		2006-04-25 08:27:29 PM

picking his nose out of the sand?

shipud		2006-04-25 08:29:01 PM

The Israeli Eros B satellite

pr0n?

skinink		2006-04-25 08:36:34 PM

And straight from the Drudge Report, an actual pic of the nose picker:

z.about.com

Oops, wrong satellite.

HenryJames		2006-04-25 08:38:30 PM

We're Jews out in space
We're zooming along protecting the Hebrew race

Fig Giggler		2006-04-25 08:46:12 PM

Glad to see the Russians are getting a handle on this capitalism thing: make money helping the Iranians build nukes, make money helping the Israelis watch the Iranians.

crypt0z0ic		2006-04-25 08:58:11 PM

I don't see what the big taboo is; I pick my nose all the time. Sure, people get angry when I flick it across the room at them, but that is because of their own insecurities.

control		2006-04-25 09:02:07 PM

Religion of piece.

CTaylor80		2006-04-25 09:05:53 PM

Eros B?

Satellite of Love?

Tom Servo and Crow approve.

shmoove		2006-04-25 09:06:24 PM

Great headline.

AboveTheStarsOfGod		2006-04-25 09:12:58 PM

Israel's satellite has been so well-publicized today that I don't think it's really right to call it a "spy" satellite or call what it engages in "spying." After all this coverage, that's like walking up to someone, slapping them in the face, pointing at your camcorder, beating them to death with the camcorder and declaring the assault taped on "hidden camera."

DarkSoulNoHope		2006-04-25 09:44:38 PM

So that's where they're hiding the nukes!

ImJustaTroll		2006-04-25 09:58:29 PM

The Bright Side: I still can't get over how similar they look...

Eyes. Checked. Now.

Gothmolly		2006-04-25 09:58:39 PM

Better UFIN than UFIA.

GRed		2006-04-25 10:01:26 PM

I love how it's all in the open: "We're spying on your sorry ass and you can't do a damn thing about it!"

Need the Ha-Ha guy.

Too lazy to do it myself.

MurphyManifesto		2006-04-25 10:05:54 PM

I had no idea that Michael Jackson was the leader of Iran.

/rimshot
//Yay for double jokes!

Excen		2006-04-25 10:29:36 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't our Keyhole satellites have like 10 times the resolution of Israel's new toy?

Extanium		2006-04-25 10:33:19 PM

Is it an act of terrorism if they shoot the Iranians shoot the Israeli satellite down?

juliaemma		2006-04-25 10:40:05 PM

Israeli tactitions currently considering best locations in Iran to install 2 mile diameter glass plates.

10.0.0.1		2006-04-25 10:54:02 PM

AboveTheStarsOfGod: Israel's satellite has been so well-publicized today that I don't think it's really right to call it a "spy" satellite or call what it engages in "spying." After all this coverage, that's like walking up to someone, slapping them in the face, pointing at your camcorder, beating them to death with the camcorder and declaring the assault taped on "hidden camera."

Unless you lie about the actual resolution.

Vorpal		2006-04-25 11:32:03 PM

Russia is the ultimate pimp...

Sell weapons and enrich uranium for Iran.
Launch satellite for Israel.

USA not exactly distinguished in that department either. We trained and equipped the whole Iranian air force before the Shah got the boot.

Button Face		2006-04-26 01:43:13 AM

Oh, those wacky Israelis....

I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.

/Seinfeld goodie
//Is he also a grinner, a lover, and a sinner?

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