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(hamptonroads.com)   Nothing screams "I have a small penis" like paying $12 million to get your 115-foot yacht stretched another 15 feet   (home.hamptonroads.com ) divider line
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2006-04-25 03:23:28 PM  
Either that or you're Elmer J. Fudd... Millionaire
 
2006-04-25 03:33:49 PM  
That small penis is creating a couple of jobs, though.
 
2006-04-25 03:46:41 PM  
nothing says "I have enough money that beautiful women are literally fighting each other in staged chocolate pudding wrestling matches in order to qualify for the chance to have some quality time with my small penis", like it too.
 
2006-04-25 03:50:27 PM  
So, guys with big ones sit around searching for things to point out as signs of other guys having a small one ? Why wouldn't you just be out shagging babes instead ?
 
2006-04-25 04:00:14 PM  
I'm poor, therefore my wang is huge.

It's a curse and a blessing.
 
2006-04-25 04:10:45 PM  
Bad day at the screen door factory, Submitter?
 
2006-04-25 07:25:47 PM  
So, is We Will Stretch YOUR Yacht the spam billionaires get every day?
 
2006-04-25 07:27:47 PM  
willywanka:

nothing says "I have enough money that beautiful women are literally fighting each other in staged chocolate pudding wrestling matches in order to qualify for the chance to have some quality time with my small penis", like it too.

Ummm...they're STINKING RICH, they don't NEED your defense.

/no, it WON'T get you invited to their summer house.
 
2006-04-25 07:28:42 PM  
Thats over a 10% increase in length, you know. People pay millions to add a 'sunroom' to their house, adding only another 3% square-footage to the house. Expanding a boat is no different than expanding a house.

/Well, there are differences obviously
 
2006-04-25 07:29:26 PM  
Or you could just, you know...buy a bigger yacht.
 
2006-04-25 07:30:21 PM  
I know a dude who put 1500 dollars into his tin can 1970s Volkswagen...
 
2006-04-25 07:31:02 PM  
With the roughly $12 million yacht cut in two, what's normally hidden is now visible.

and

The project will cost "substantially more" than $4 million to complete, said Jim Bento, Ocean Marine's president and owner.

/from the article
//reading comprehension, anyone?
 
2006-04-25 07:31:52 PM  
quick summary:
he spent $4 million to get it stretched
the yacht originally cost $12 million
it was originally 115 feet long
they cut off 15 feet and put on 30
now its a $16 million dollar yacht, 130 feet long.

i recently learned to stop hating those with more money than me. makes live easier. not preachin'
just sayin'

/has about $60 in checking act
 
2006-04-25 07:32:18 PM  
Isn't that the theory behind the sinking of the fishing boat in The Perfect Storm?

Furthermore, isn't that one of the factors which precipitated the sinking of that ferry which sunk in the Persian Gulf?
 
2006-04-25 07:33:33 PM  
PEOPLE WHO HAVE BETTER JOB OPPORTUNITIES THAN ME SUCK! RAUGH!!
 
2006-04-25 07:33:58 PM  
Mordant
So, guys with big ones sit around searching for things to point out as signs of other guys having a small one ? Why wouldn't you just be out shagging babes instead ?

You always hear people talk about vehicles whose stature indicates that the owner has a small penis. Whether it's a big Hummer, a low sports car, a yacht, or any other really expensive vehicle, the owner has a small penis. If the owner has a cheap POS vehicle, he's just dirt poor or a slob. If he owns a scooter, he's a wuss. If he owns a shag van, he's trapped in a past decade. If he owns a clown car, he's either a joker or a nut. And if the owner has a normal medium sized/priced car, it indicates nothing.

Which vehicles designate a LARGE penis? Are there any? Maybe a motorcycle?
 
2006-04-25 07:34:16 PM  
and nothing says "small paycheck" like making penis jokes.

/not rich
//not angry at those who are
 
2006-04-25 07:34:55 PM  
Nothing screams "Wealthy penis envy" like a guy ripping on rich people.
 
2006-04-25 07:36:38 PM  
Rich men don't have small penises because they can afford the surgeries to get them enlarged.
 
2006-04-25 07:37:17 PM  
Nothing screams "useless vanity" like paying 12 million to stretch a f*cking yacht when you could have bought two or three of 'em...
 
2006-04-25 07:39:22 PM  
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2006-04-25 07:39:27 PM  
Lick my dinghy.
 
2006-04-25 07:40:05 PM  
sorry...off topic...plz allow me to vent...izzit only TFers who are greenlighted? I've submitted MANY articles for consideration...OK mebbe 6...only to be trumped by other 'mitters (guess my headlines were not funny enough)...OK, I'm a n00b, yet I feel violated...just wondering...how long was it before you got your first green light?

/runs away
//loves the PS stuff
///doesn't sit on wooden chairs or use lipstick on cats
////slashies are kewl
//be kind
 
2006-04-25 07:41:22 PM  
VideoVader: Which vehicles designate a LARGE penis? Are there any? Maybe a motorcycle?

This is only anecdotal, but I've fashioned a wing for my penis that is capable of flight if I get a running start. Gas prices don't bother me, and parking's never an issue... much better than an SUV.
 
2006-04-25 07:41:50 PM  
The fact that you're nearly illiterate probably isn't helping you rack up the green-lights, Blind Melon Chitlin'...
 
2006-04-25 07:42:24 PM  
It seems this yacht extension is quite a positive metaphor for so much more in the owner's life.

/interesting article
 
2006-04-25 07:42:55 PM  
If you have twelve million dollars to spend on a ship, it really doesn't matter how large your penis is.
 
2006-04-25 07:43:13 PM  
brap wins.

Thread Over. Back to Business.
 
2006-04-25 07:43:32 PM  
Baron Harkonnen

LOL. Needed that.
 
2006-04-25 07:45:19 PM  
Nothing screams "I have a small penis" more than buying "natural male enhancement".

www.adjab.com

Bob is doing well....VERY well
 
2006-04-25 07:45:46 PM  
Which vehicles designate a LARGE penis? Are there any? Maybe a motorcycle?

Well, since I have a limited sample group to work from (myself) I'll just go with the '03 Honda Civic.
 
2006-04-25 07:50:29 PM  
VideoVader
Which vehicles designate a LARGE penis?

Currently, I drive a Ford Mustang, although I am thinking to trading up to something with a more spacious interior. I will let you know when the designation changes.
 
2006-04-25 07:52:09 PM  
pawn...
welp, that may be...but I'm goin' downtown, gonna see my gal
 
2006-04-25 07:52:59 PM  
Blind Melon Chitlin': sorry...off topic...plz allow me to vent...izzit only TFers who are greenlighted? I've submitted MANY articles for consideration...OK mebbe 6...only to be trumped by other 'mitters (guess my headlines were not funny enough)...OK, I'm a n00b, yet I feel violated...just wondering...how long was it before you got your first green light?

Try submitting headlines in English.
 
2006-04-25 07:53:56 PM  
Given what a 130 foot yacht would cost new, easier to stretch an existing one. Also if the stretch is purely in length not beam there are some benefits. Like it'll go a little more smoothly through the water, thus go faster.

/finess principle, look it up
//want a 130 foot SWATH hull yacht
 
2006-04-25 07:55:25 PM  
VideoVader
Which vehicles designate a LARGE penis?

img167.imageshack.us

/had large penis for several years
//got good gas mileage
 
2006-04-25 07:55:29 PM  
It's not small.

It's just that when the submitter yanks his out in front of his Prius and I yank mine out in front of my Hummer, the backgrounds give an optical delusion.
 
2006-04-25 07:56:20 PM  
gonna sing her a song...can you freakin' answer the question?
/oh wait...that doesn't rhyme
///got nuthin'
 
2006-04-25 07:56:37 PM  
Nothing says, "I can burn $100 bills to heat my mansion" like this sentence:

Every month, the owner, who is also a pilot, flies his jet from New York to Norfolk International Airport, where he catches a helicopter to Ocean Marine because he dislikes traffic.

Damn. It's one thing to dislike traffic. It's another thing to have enough money to do something about it.

/Good for him.
//Wouldn't mind living that way.
///Probably won't. Ever.
 
Azz
2006-04-25 07:56:43 PM  
the stock market is where the real money is
 
2006-04-25 07:56:47 PM  
I was on a friend's boat in Lake Washington when Paul Allen's new $7.5 million dollar yacht (this was 1989 or so) puttered past. One of my friend's guests was from Mercer Island. When told how much his new yacht cost she was a bit taken aback and made the comment, " 7.5 million dollars! That's two houses!"
Guess it's all relative.

/Mercer Island being a very wealthy burb of Seattle.
//She didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing at her remark.
 
2006-04-25 07:58:06 PM  
"2006-04-25 07:33:33 PM Aentisanity


PEOPLE WHO HAVE BETTER JOB OPPORTUNITIES THAN ME SUCK! RAUGH!!"

You, no doubt, had one of these opportunities. That being the keywoard - it has nothing to do with your skill/ability, it's merely luck. REWARD 4 U!!!!!!
 
2006-04-25 07:58:51 PM  
Hongcouver

And now Allen has a yacht that would hold that yacht in the stateroom.

/yes I'm exagerrating, a little
 
2006-04-25 07:59:01 PM  
There was that kid in Singapore (?) the other day who killed himself because he thought his penis was too small. Sad, but, you know, that probably beats the yacht thing
 
2006-04-25 08:01:01 PM  
Quick1: What is this "English" you speak of?
 
2006-04-25 08:01:01 PM  
YAHTZEE!
 
2006-04-25 08:02:17 PM  
Which vehicles designate a LARGE penis? Are there any? Maybe a motorcycle?

couldn't say, I commute exclusively in my penis's stretch Hummer. It insists on traveling with a plasma screen and wet bar at all times. Plus it's roomier.
 
2006-04-25 08:02:25 PM  
Wouldn't it be easier to trade up to a larger boat? I don't think I'd want to compromise the hull like that.

/Honda Insights indicate extremely large penises.
 
2006-04-25 08:03:14 PM  
This guy's penis must be farking enormous:

img196.imageshack.us
 
2006-04-25 08:05:07 PM  
Blind Melon Chitlin': gonna sing her a song...can you freakin' answer the question?

Just keep plugging at it. You'll get one one day- you're new yet.
 
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