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(Baltimore Sun)   Chris Rock hires private eye to find out if he impregnated model. Submitter daydreams about how nice it would be to have sex with so many models that you need an investigator to find out if you slept with that one   (baltimoresun.com) divider line 101
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itsdan [TotalFark]
2006-04-25 10:17:23 AM
have sex with so many models that you need an investigator to find out if you slept with that one are really the father or just the biggest wallet she can think of in her sexual history


Fixed, no charge.
 
Smookyfufu
2006-04-25 10:35:27 AM
I GIS for her.

I found no SFW pictures.

Damn Chris Rock, you hit that? Bravo, man.
 
PenguinCam
2006-04-25 10:37:17 AM
Why doesn't he just get a paternity test done?
 
JasonRoxbury
2006-04-25 10:39:26 AM
wasnt he the one who said " always deny an affair....... even if she has video tape evidence".... interesting
 
Gig103 [TotalFark]
2006-04-25 11:02:24 AM
I love the headline :)
 
What Your Dog Wants
2006-04-25 11:03:51 AM
Pointiest. Knees. Evar.
 
puffy999 [TotalFark]
2006-04-25 11:04:57 AM
"She found two condoms in my pocket.

...but it was a pack of three!"
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2006-04-25 11:09:44 AM
Plenty of SWF pics...

www.dooffy.com
 
RandomExcess
2006-04-25 11:24:51 AM
From the Article: A spokesman for Chris Rock said the comedian hired celebrity private eye Anthony Pellicano to investigate a model who claimed he was the father of her unborn child, according to a published report.

Rock's representative, Matt Labov, confirmed that the comedian's representatives hired Pellicano after Hungarian model Monika Zsibrita made the allegation in 1999, the Los Angeles Times reported on Tuesday.

How long is she gestating?
 
buttertownmayor
2006-04-25 02:28:22 PM
Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room. But you don't want champagne. You want sex.

/obscure?
 
herne
2006-04-25 02:28:46 PM
RandomExcess: How long is she gestating?

Duh.... it says clearly she is Hungarian.
 
RALEX
2006-04-25 02:29:42 PM
Story of my life.


No, not really. [Sobbs quietly]. So ronnery. Oh, so ronnery.
 
spleef420
2006-04-25 02:29:51 PM
buttertownmayor: /obscure?

In a Chris Rock thread? what are you people, on dope?
 
Tentacle
2006-04-25 02:30:41 PM
RandomExcess

How long is she gestating?

Maybe she kept the condom with Chris' load in it in her freezer, and used a turkey baster a few years later?
 
Zombie Nietzsche
2006-04-25 02:30:49 PM
img180.imageshack.us
 
stevenc925
2006-04-25 02:31:35 PM
Another free college education?
 
FalloutBoy
2006-04-25 02:31:55 PM
 
NCg8r
2006-04-25 02:32:53 PM
Good LAWD that's a hot model...
 
bwesb
2006-04-25 02:33:18 PM
Apparently not everybody hates Chris. I tip my hat and raise my glass to Mr. Rock.

You'd think everyone would wrap their gifts these days.
 
cleveoh
2006-04-25 02:33:53 PM
Hey, does he take care of his kids?
 
Lambeau
2006-04-25 02:34:55 PM
"I have paid so many college tuitions in my day . . . I should have my own dorm at Howard!"

/love Chris Rock
 
Asteroth
2006-04-25 02:35:26 PM
"Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies. A man's lie is like, 'oh I was at Toby's house.' A woman's lie is like.....'It's your baby." -- Chris Rock
 
herne
2006-04-25 02:35:39 PM
FalloutBoy: Not bad at all (NSFW)

NSFW?- damn that is not safe for anyone who needs to doing anything else right now.
 
Gsm136 [TotalFark]
2006-04-25 02:35:50 PM
Submitter daydreams about how nice it would be to have sex with so many models that you need an investigator to find out if you slept with that one

Well Submitter Its pretty good really.
 
madcatcasey
2006-04-25 02:36:47 PM
And in other news:

Carlos Mencia hires private eye to find out why Chris Rock is so funny, and he is not.
 
samimgreen
2006-04-25 02:37:31 PM
they are investigating people who have hired this PI. It's not really about a 7 year old peternity suit.

/though the chick is/was hot
 
quiefNpea
2006-04-25 02:38:28 PM
Damn..implants...

Holy smoke...she is hawt!

/us babes know'em when we see em. (scars)
//And how to be so skinny and have those...
 
samimgreen
2006-04-25 02:38:47 PM
or people on fark who can or cannot spell...
 
Omnivorous
2006-04-25 02:39:50 PM
I was going to say, "When I grow up I want to be Chris Rock."

I should say, "When I'm reincarnated I want to come back as Chris Rock."

That's some hotness!
 
NittLion78
2006-04-25 02:39:57 PM
"Wanna cheat! Can't cheat. DYIN' TO CHEAT! Can't cheat. Know why? Because you're gonna get caught. I don't care who ya are, if you're 007, it doesn't matter - you gonna get caught."

/alright, so he was separated...the quote still works!
 
theiceberg
2006-04-25 02:40:11 PM
"a man is only as faithful as his options"

/since everyone's quoting the guy
 
Monkey's Knuckle
2006-04-25 02:40:49 PM
if you do a google search with the filters off, NSFW images appear on the first page.

Just sayin'.
 
Tentacle
2006-04-25 02:42:04 PM
Was she wearing clear heels?
 
H31N0US
2006-04-25 02:42:48 PM
During lunch, I walked across Prince street from 6th to Broadway and back, and saw a few ladies who could give this tart a run for her money.

Meh.
 
Stupid_Flanders
2006-04-25 02:44:03 PM
Thanks to Monkey's Knuckle, a kitten has died.

/Way to go, Chris.
 
Saber
2006-04-25 02:44:18 PM
I hate to break this to you, Submitter, but having sex w/ a woman does not automatically get her pregnant! (especially a coke-addicted, anorexic model)
 
samimgreen
2006-04-25 02:46:12 PM
Saber
I hate to break this to you, Submitter, but having sex w/ a woman does not automatically get her pregnant! (especially a coke-addicted, anorexic model)

Yeah, well, I'd like to prove it!
 
squishydrew
2006-04-25 02:46:22 PM
buttertownmayor

Obscure? Are you farking kidding me?
 
Mike_Bolton
2006-04-25 02:46:36 PM
i'll bet his wife is loving this. his only claim is "we were on a break"
 
DasCor-cor
2006-04-25 02:47:05 PM
Did he meet her at the abortion rally?
 
ImOscar
2006-04-25 02:47:28 PM
madcatcasey: Carlos Mencia hires private eye to find out why Chris Rock is so funny, and he is not.

Finds out that the word "beaner" repeated 100x in a five minute period doens't make it any funnier.
 
blueswoman
2006-04-25 02:48:04 PM
RandomExcess [TotalFark]
most excellent point, i think. i missed that. but samimgreenmay be right, including the spelling check ;)

/"we were on a BREAK!!!!!! a BREAK for god's sake!!!"
//rock can hit anything. he's rich, if ugly and foulmouthed
///...while chris tucker wont even take a pic w/strange women.
////which one is smarter?
 
Mr Gone
2006-04-25 02:48:54 PM
quiefNpea

for the love of god, your screen name, stab out my mind's eye.

And who hasn't had this model? I had her just now while checking out that link.

/oops, got some on the screen
 
blueswoman
2006-04-25 02:49:31 PM
Mike_Bolton
i'll bet his wife is loving this. his only claim is "we were on a break"

*that* close to a double-post. great minds, etc.
 
Any Pie Left
2006-04-25 02:51:33 PM
Oh, please tell me he did that thing he does, where he begs for like just a portion of something, like, not the whole soda, but just the empty cup with an ice cube in it... only with the ladies...
 
Fousse
2006-04-25 02:53:01 PM
H31N0US:

I'm at Prince & Lafayette and I agree.

That's why there's a 'ho' in Soho...cuz it's oh-so-ho...

\sorry
 
Inconceivable!
2006-04-25 02:54:20 PM
I think that super model owes us a rib. No, not an order of ribs, just one rib.
 
uownedge
2006-04-25 02:56:28 PM
img183.imageshack.us
 
StubePT
2006-04-25 02:56:47 PM
WARNING!

Even a safe GIS search brings up NSFW pics...

...as I discovered...

...at work...
 
StewPie
2006-04-25 02:59:15 PM
So...she claims she got his...ahem...Rock off?

Does she have Prudential insurance?

/here all week
//please tip the waitrons
 
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