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		Tom Cruise now saying he will not have a placenta omelette (news.bbc.co.uk)		183
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jimmyhaha		2006-04-18 12:36:31 PM

"Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."

The fact that you have to clarify that means you're crazy anyway.

meshman		2006-04-18 12:39:21 PM

"In his conversation with Sawyer on ABC's Primetime show, Cruise said that Catholic-born Holmes has already joined him as a follower of the Church of Scientology."

She was perfectly willing, as Tom held her by the back of the neck.

/wtf is up with that?

Adam H		2006-04-18 12:56:18 PM

Placentomelette?

GratuityIncluded		2006-04-18 01:19:01 PM

It is a shame that he doesn't have a close, trusted friend around to just say (quietly in the ear):

"Hey man, you gotta get your head out of your ass."

Epsilon		2006-04-18 01:22:23 PM

I seem to remember a time many years ago where Tom Cruise seemed fairly normal. I don't know exactly where he turned, but the dude is nuttier than squirrel shiat.

PhysicsJunky		2006-04-18 01:24:00 PM

The fact that he's trying to fluff it off instead of full denial of ever saying such a thing scares me. The man actually said he would eat it, I thought it was some sort of rumor at first.

Shimmering_Orb_Pilot		2006-04-18 01:42:39 PM

Holy Xenu... this guy is a freak.

Shows how stupid Katie is for ever gettign tied up with this nutroll

Indian Superman		2006-04-18 01:56:55 PM

This is the kind of backdown that ends with him saying "...but you know it is well-known as a terrific source of protein."

/You don't know breakfast, Matt. I do.

GreenAdder		2006-04-18 02:21:30 PM

On the extremely rare chance that I become Tom Cruise rich, I'm going to hire an assistant. I'll pay him a very good wage, but make sure he has enough integrity that he's above bribery. And this assistant's job will be, quite simply, to follow me around with a rolled-up newspaper. Any time I'm about to do something Tom Cruise stupid, he will just give me a newspaper to the face.

Besides that, everyone knows that placenta has too many thetans.

Jument		2006-04-18 04:18:00 PM

"It's really about respecting the woman," he told Sawyer. "It's not about her not screaming."

I don't understand this silent birth bit. Can someone 'splain it please? What's the point of silent birth? (Seriously, I'm curious.)

I still say Tom is going to eat the placenta raw off the floor, 'cuz he's farking crazy.

LincolnLogolas		2006-04-18 04:18:08 PM

mmm... Deep-fried placenta

melancholy_art		2006-04-18 04:18:44 PM

Press achieved for new movie coming out. Can now retract to gain a little more face time.

/There is no bad press.

FarkmeBlind		2006-04-18 04:18:51 PM

Wuss.

CrackedEgg		2006-04-18 04:19:01 PM

GreenAdder
Where do I send my resume? Do you have a 401K?

madcatcasey		2006-04-18 04:19:02 PM

GreenAdder: Tom Cruise stupid

This should become part of the new lexicon...

Eochada		2006-04-18 04:19:14 PM

I'm sorry, but if it comes out of a primate's body, I'm not after eating it.

Richard Pye		2006-04-18 04:19:38 PM

Tom Cruise can suck my dick.

buzz_kirkwood		2006-04-18 04:19:42 PM

Ain't no such thing as a cure for the crazies.

floorpie		2006-04-18 04:20:02 PM

MI:4 -- get Katie and spawn away from this whackjob.

Ihaveanevilparrot		2006-04-18 04:20:25 PM

You should all stop being glib.

unicornrider		2006-04-18 04:20:36 PM

Gaggggggg, hackkkkkkk, wezzzzzzz.....

Almost lost my lunch. I thought the headline was a joke and was not prepared for that.

Nick Nostril		2006-04-18 04:20:41 PM

Batshiat crazy.

That is all.

LincolnLogolas		2006-04-18 04:21:06 PM

Being that Tom Cruise now has telekinetic powers, can't he just whisk the baby out of her without that whole painful labor thing?

dogfood		2006-04-18 04:21:20 PM

He already ate it.

burnitall		2006-04-18 04:21:24 PM

You're all being glib.
You don't know the history of placentomelettes.
I do.

Akuinnen		2006-04-18 04:21:43 PM

It followed comments made to GQ in which he defended the religion's doctrine that childbirth should be completed in silence

"It's really about respecting the woman," he told Sawyer. "It's not about her not screaming."

Holy fark what is wrong with this guy?

bambi121899		2006-04-18 04:21:49 PM

I just come here for my daily Tom Cruise WTF Moment. I was not disappointed.

melancholy_art		2006-04-18 04:21:57 PM

The Tom Cruise ate my baby

madcatcasey		2006-04-18 04:22:14 PM

Isn't he also quoted elsewhere as saying that he has the power to cure drug-addicts? I swear I read that somewhere...

safeinsane		2006-04-18 04:22:17 PM

Cruise also claimed he knew Holmes, 27, was pregnant even before she told him.

That only means one thing: fb- is the father.

And five bucks says he eats it anyway. I don't know about that umbilical cord, though. Those things are hard enough to cut with scissors.

Eh, $10 says he eats both. Strange farker.

mercator_psi		2006-04-18 04:22:32 PM

Well, now it looks like Tom's the one being glib.

/McPlacenta, hold the Cheesiotomy, with a side of Amniotic Snackers and a large Diet Mecokium please...

Scorpinock		2006-04-18 04:22:44 PM

I'm still not watching his crappy ass movie.

vinylgirl		2006-04-18 04:22:46 PM

Some people really do eat the placenta. I had the misfortune of developing the photos of a family that did this. *shudder*

Mr. Clarence Butterworth		2006-04-18 04:22:52 PM

You know that almost all the crap Hubbard came up with he pulled out of his ass while on psychotropic drugs, right?

I_Approve_Of_This_Message		2006-04-18 04:22:55 PM

Cruise has gone from ridiculous to sublime - He can't even make a joke without every single tabloid reporting it as gospel.

It must be nice to get to schtup Nicole Kidman, Mimi Rogers, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca DeMornay, Katie Holmes, et al, but I would never want to switch places with this dude.

Headso		2006-04-18 04:22:56 PM

HAHA Tom believes aliens came down and fertilized earth, I only believe an invisible omnipotent being created us in his image therefore Tom Cruise is teh stoopid!!one!

fish500		2006-04-18 04:23:04 PM

Epsilon
I seem to remember a time many years ago where Tom Cruise seemed fairly normal. I don't know exactly where he turned, but the dude is nuttier than squirrel shiat.

I believe it was right around the time that he fired his long-standing, big-wig Hollywood PR person and replaced her with his sister (who seemed to be oblivious to the grave he was digging himself)

TheAnvil		2006-04-18 04:23:04 PM

Excellent Tom,, excccellent...

www.scientology-kills.org

xfactr		2006-04-18 04:23:20 PM

Stop it.

Tom Cruise is the most smartest and biggest hunk! You guys are just jealous. You all are probably on antidepressants!!!!! Just leave him alone..... Why can't you just accept ET as your savior, SCIENTOLOGY RULES!!!!!

karmaceutical		2006-04-18 04:23:27 PM

A placenta omelette is just crazy. Everyone knows placenta is best served as a pate.

degreeless		2006-04-18 04:23:40 PM

I sense a future South Park episode in the making about this off-the-deep-end asshat.

Remember the Christopher Reeve stem cell episode? Priceless

insanity offense		2006-04-18 04:23:46 PM

Tom, FYI it goes great with Horseradish.

Blech.

FarkmeBlind		2006-04-18 04:24:28 PM

bambi121899: I just come here for my daily Tom Cruise WTF Moment.

See today's photoshop thread for evil Tom Goodness.

scroll WAY down.

CrackedEgg		2006-04-18 04:24:41 PM

safeinsane
I don't know about that umbilical cord, though. Those things are hard enough to cut with scissors.

That's brilliant. I am SO using that line tonight.

/once I clean out my keyboard, that is

xdedd		2006-04-18 04:24:47 PM

"A dingo ate Katie's placenta."

Mr. Clarence Butterworth		2006-04-18 04:25:27 PM

It must be nice to get to schtup Nicole Kidman, Mimi Rogers, Penelope Cruz, Rebecca DeMornay, Katie Holmes

If you're not same sex oriented, that is.

Notice how when rumors of Travolta being gay surfaced, he married Kelly Preston like ten minutes later?

Twinspool		2006-04-18 04:25:37 PM

So, are we all not seeing MI3 this summer because it's teh suck or because we can't stand another second of this bat-shiat crazy egomaniac?

dgarg		2006-04-18 04:25:38 PM

I just imagined Tom Cruise shoving placenta into his mouth going HYUMYUMYUMYUM .. like the cookie monster o_O

Danger Mouse		2006-04-18 04:26:10 PM

"It's really about respecting the woman," he told Sawyer. "It's not about her not screaming."

Cruise also claimed he knew Holmes, 27, was pregnant even before she told him

This guy just needs to shut his mouth. I hate hollywood and Tom Cruise is why. He's the perfect example of stardom gone awry.

Paulson		2006-04-18 04:26:14 PM

Eating the placenta is actually a fairly common practice in America. I'm personally revolted by it, but I'm kind of surprised at the backlash resulting from this. Look up placentophagia.

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