"It appears there was some type of problem between them,"

Mystery solved!

Whoa.... Making the birds explode from rice is a lot more fun than making them trip out on acid.

Was it in little bottles with the wedding date printed on the side?

O' God whom I don't believe in, please send a big ass meteor to destroy us all and end this barbarity.

Yours truly,
we_hates

You don't understand. It was on their registry.

"You gotta be pretty twisted. It was pretty nasty."

Yeah, eh?

Marino said there was a language barrier at first. "I jumped out of the rig and I didn't understand anything. But I understand pain."

This is the most hardcore, badass firefighter who ever lived.

hmmmmmm....I'm thinking that extasy is much more appopriate at a wedding. But I have traditional values....

Remember what the door mouse said...

feed your head.

Wow, nice.

/DRTFA

Damnit, Jannet.

Did this happen in Pakistan or Bangladesh? Because those people like to throw acid at each other all the time over there. I think the 30m Acid Toss onto your significant other or shameful family member is considered an Oympic Sport in that part of the world.

Holy CRAP did I call that or what? Well... Sudan is not Pakistan and Bangladesh, but they are both backwards Sunni Muslim countries. Course this happened here in the states with a bunch of immigrants from Sudan.... so I guess I didn't really call it, did I?

That is one twisted chick.
/stating the obvious
//still twisted tho

I think we can chalk this one up to just one more reason that weddings, in general, are a bad idea.

/support eloping
//and nuking from orbit
///still can't sleep tonight

Vitriolage!

And thus, Two-Face was born

Bless this union with thy hole-y clothes and skin... perhaps they should be more careful who they invite to their next shin-dig.

These people are hardcore. They're from Sudan, where genocide is the national past-time and they live under hardcore Shariah law where women are subject to routine genital mutilation. They probably label acid attacks as "entertaining but ineffective".

Whoa, and here I thought my late grandmother was hardcore for wacking her daughter (my aunt) with a cane...

See, this is why you don't fling acid out of a handheld container. It splashes. That makes it a kind of crappy close range weapon.

Now a show of hands. How many of people here have dropped acid at a wedding before?

Zero

Police were investigating why the woman, who was among injured, attacked the group.

Rihab Hagelkhider, 39, allegedly targeted Hayfa Hussein, 29, who suffered burns on her face and body, police said.

Look at those names. Do they sound like muslims to you? Hussein, for instance?

Muslims don't think like normal people. Attack a wedding, kill who you can, thrown acid on them, fly planes into buildings, kidnap reports and cut their heads off on video, burn down buildings because you didn't like a cartoon, blow up trains, blow up restraunts, kill everyone you can, and hang people because they have a different religion than you....

This is no surprise. These people are not rational.

/fark Allah.
//fark Mohammad.

2006-04-17 05:20:24 AM JuggleGeek
For real, if you think that's impressive, you should look at the list of things Christians have done over the years.

bbcrackmonkey

Honestly, what troll-infested newsgroup do you get your information from? Oh wait..

Idiots come all the way here to get away from that shiat,
and bring it with them.

there are some wholly farked up people in this world.

Obviously Terrorism....Call in the The Dept. of Homeland Security and raise the threat level to polka dot level 16 alpha.

As per the article (halfway down), I'm hoping to get photo reprints!

Jugglecreek you troll, muslims dont hang people, they chop there heads off or shot them.... or find some cowardly way to kill them.... but no hanging.

Jugglecreek is dead on. Look at the way that right thinking American Christians deal with killing people. The un-cowardly lynching. The Flawless tactic of the electric chair. The ever-anonymous gas chamber or equally anonymous lethal injection. Yup, us Americans have dignified death locked up.

before this threadjack gets completely outta hand...


/ Oh yeah, I almost forgot. It's Fark. Carry on...

bbcrackmonkey: Holy CRAP did I call that or what? Well... Sudan is not Pakistan and Bangladesh, but they are both backwards Sunni Muslim countries. Course this happened here in the states with a bunch of immigrants from Sudan.... so I guess I didn't really call it, did I?

Yeah, an Albany, NY Baptist church is the exact same thing as a Sudanese Sunni Mosque.

Good call.

Hey, at least they're brown and you're white, close enough!

sleepyface: Honestly, what troll-infested newsgroup do you get your information from? Oh wait..

So you're telling me that:
A) Genocide has not been occurring in Sudan for the better part of a decade.
B) Women in Sudan are not largely subject to female circumcision, and
C) The Arab portions of Sudan are not subject to Shariah Law?

Man, all this research I did about Sudan for my "Writing For Publication" English classes was all wrong wrong wrong! Omar al-Bashir is actually a really nice guy after all!

Female Circumcision in Sudan:
http://www.guttmacher.org/pubs/journals/2707101.html

Shariah Law in Sudan:
"It was the introduction of Sharia law and the dissolution of the 3 federal states in the South that led to the reinvigoration of the civil war."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudan

Genocide in Sudan:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darfur_conflict

And I haven't even touched upon the slave trade in Sudan, nor the earlier genocides against the Christian and Animist tribes like the Dinka, nor have I touched upon Sudan's attempt to overthrow the government of Chad in the past week.

But anyways, this article is about a crazy lady throwing acid at people during a wedding.

Dr. Mojo PhD, notice how, at the end of my post, I say "so I guess I didn't really call it, did I?"

I suppose this is where I throw in a snide remark about your reading comprehension skills or something.

When it comes to weddings and war, no human is rational.

The party of Sudanese immigrants and others was held at the Friendship House, which is affiliated with the Friendship Baptist Church.

Interesting interperatation of friendship.

The party of Sudanese immigrants and others was held at the Friendship House, which is affiliated with the Friendship Baptist Church

They're only affiliated with Friendship. It's not a full-on partnership until people stop throwing acid on eachother. Ha!

Oh you fun-loving acid-splashing immigrants! We love ya!

If she threw LSD, this story would have had a much different, and quite possibly happier, ending.

/got nuthin' else.

I'm in the middle of planning a wedding...is this just one more thing I'll have to pay for?!

/not bitter...
//not at all...

The article mentioned nothing about Art Bell. Is Art Bell OK?

"Attack a wedding, kill who you can" Uhh, sounds to me like maybe an American attacked the Arab Muslims...

braedan: I'm in the middle of planning a wedding...is this just one more thing I'll have to pay for?!


Nah, it's free!

Did you burn your face with acid, or something like that?