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(   Man fails to remember how 10-centimeter nail got stuck in his head. (Warning: Slightly graphic picture of nail in head)   ( ) divider line
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31937 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Apr 2006 at 12:23 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-04-16 08:57:53 AM  
2006-04-16 10:13:45 AM  
SLIGHTLY graphic?

2006-04-16 10:20:39 AM  
I liked the article. Concise,to the point,and informative. It really hit the nail on the head.
2006-04-16 10:25:06 AM  
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2006-04-16 12:27:24 PM  
Hard to belive that someone with a nail in his head would have problems remembering things.
2006-04-16 12:27:26 PM  
Forsythe P. Jones

I rather enjoyed that.
2006-04-16 12:27:50 PM  
that happened to me once.

/or did it?
//i can't remember
2006-04-16 12:29:35 PM  
I want to party with this guy :P
2006-04-16 12:30:21 PM  
Does anyone else wonder if alcohol was involved?
2006-04-16 12:30:39 PM  
You know, I dont care how many shots of Jagermeister I did, I kinda get the feeling I would remember a friggin nail in my head.
2006-04-16 12:30:42 PM  
did anyone read the other cases at the bottom of the article? how do you "kick" a nail into someone's ear? unpossible.
2006-04-16 12:31:35 PM  
Last thing I remember is that guy coming after me with a hammer and yelling "I'm gonna hammer a F*ck'n nail in your head!"

Other than that, I don't remember anything.
2006-04-16 12:32:30 PM  
More like PCP ;)

Also it really wasn't that graphic. It's just a nail in a head; it's not like the brain is leaking or anything.
2006-04-16 12:33:23 PM  
Well, at least the nail killed the part of the brain that tires frivolous lawsuits.

/Haven't read TFA
//Seen the pic, though
////Slashies, they're good for you and taste of chocolate
2006-04-16 12:34:19 PM  
Edit: tries, not tires.

/Stupid Monkey-Board
2006-04-16 12:34:38 PM

wanted for questioning
2006-04-16 12:34:53 PM  

You know, I dont care how many shots of Jagermeister I did, I kinda get the feeling I would remember a friggin nail in my head.

I think taking the nail to the head may have more to do with his memory loss than any alcohol.
2006-04-16 12:34:55 PM
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2006-04-16 12:35:53 PM  
I slipped in the shower.
2006-04-16 12:36:58 PM  
That's not a nail, it's a SPIKE!
2006-04-16 12:38:10 PM  
Well, it was his own damn fault. You don't walk around a room full of drunk carpenters, bragging that you are the biggest stud they've ever seen ...
2006-04-16 12:38:29 PM  
the Ufia region??

/got nothin'
2006-04-16 12:39:32 PM  
2006-04-16 12:41:59 PM  
I told you I was hardcore.
2006-04-16 12:42:52 PM  
Now he has somewhere to hang his hat.
2006-04-16 12:45:38 PM  

/got nuthin.
2006-04-16 12:47:07 PM  
I get it. UNIH. Ha Ha.
2006-04-16 12:58:29 PM  
HickPrincess: Does anyone else wonder if alcohol was involved?

It was in Russia, where a nail in the head is kinda normal compared to a day without vodka.
2006-04-16 12:58:49 PM  
jacko-bite: how do you "kick" a nail into someone's ear?

Lay them on the floor, place the nail in the ear canal, and stomp away.
2006-04-16 01:02:55 PM

Sought by police in connection to the case.

2006-04-16 01:05:58 PM  
I read the whole article. Russia seems like a nice place. ;\
2006-04-16 01:06:25 PM  
That website sucked. Popups galore.
2006-04-16 01:07:11 PM

Perhaps he was just preparing to drive a six inch spike elsewhere?
2006-04-16 01:13:03 PM  
a girls gotta have standards
2006-04-16 01:19:06 PM  
I wonder what would happen if you attached a voltage source to the nail?
2006-04-16 01:32:10 PM  
entry trauma inconsistent with the size of the penetrator
poorly shaped head
no indications of further fracturing
off-center penetration in left lobe would cause neurotrama
ten centimeter nails AREN'T THAT BIG AROUND... they're talking a six inch nail, not something that big.

fake, shenanigans, poofta.
2006-04-16 01:32:32 PM  
That was gross!
2006-04-16 01:37:18 PM
2006-04-16 01:37:30 PM  

Where'd you find that pic? Did you rip it off the DVD or find it online somewhere? Amazing.

/Are you Chris Knight?
//I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear
2006-04-16 01:38:49 PM  
OMG, I can't bear to look!
2006-04-16 01:43:38 PM  
Disturbing, indeed.
2006-04-16 01:43:41 PM  
I was half expecting this story to originate from one of those lovable southern states...

And to start with: "Hey, y'all watch this!" ...
2006-04-16 01:50:33 PM  
I think the reason he can't remember is that the nail went into that part of the brain that remembers when nails go through the brain.
2006-04-16 02:02:26 PM  
The patient left hospital only a couple of days after the operation and is now feeling absolutely normal, he said.

The operation must have been one of those complicated ones that involves a claw hammer.
2006-04-16 02:06:36 PM  
Archie Goodwin: Now he has somewhere to hang his hat.

You crack me up.
2006-04-16 02:06:38 PM  
In early April a 17-year old girl from the south Russian city of Taganrog also survived, after a man she met in the street and agreed to have tea with kicked a 10-centimeter long nail into her head.

Ok, I better get going now, thanks for the tea! =)
2006-04-16 02:07:57 PM

Also unavailable for comment
2006-04-16 02:12:15 PM  

Was Chuck Norris seen in the area?
2006-04-16 02:14:27 PM  
iomegaboy: That website sucked. Popups galore.

Firefox rules.
2006-04-16 02:16:08 PM  
Thats a really large nail. Wow.. I wonder if the reason he can't remember is it gave him a bit of a labotomy?
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