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(Stuff.co.nz)   Name the one thing not usually found in a suitcase: a) Pants b) Long sleeved shirt c) One small deceased asian man   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 49
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Xaneidolon
2006-04-15 09:58:18 PM
Must be Tourist Season.
 
Big Merl [TotalFark]
2006-04-15 09:59:20 PM
the answer is ovbiously A
 
kurt-roges
2006-04-15 10:34:25 PM
Pants, at least on any of my vacations.
 
Peaceboy [TotalFark]
2006-04-15 11:35:12 PM
This a trick question? I always pack pants, a long sleeved shirt, and a Thai.
 
requinox
2006-04-15 11:50:38 PM
Peaceboy

*clap* *clap*
 
crypt0z0ic
2006-04-15 11:50:44 PM
Ch, a professional disposes of their dead asians, keeping only the head, in their carry-on luggage.
 
gimmedaloot
2006-04-15 11:51:57 PM
Interpol is very strict: there's a 3 body-part or 1 torso and a head limit on dead asian guys
 
headlites
2006-04-15 11:53:22 PM
Peaceboy

ftw
 
elpepe55
2006-04-15 11:56:57 PM
"Don't you hate pants?"
 
HickPrincess
2006-04-15 11:58:09 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but I always tend to panic when I have a dead Asian in my baggage. Maybe I'm just paranoid.
 
skinink
2006-04-15 11:58:36 PM
"Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a small deceased asian man... always use the indefinite article a small deceased asian man, never your small deceased asian man."
 
Cascadia4
2006-04-15 11:58:44 PM
"Honest, officer. He was alive when I checked my luggage! It was a souvenier for my wife. She wanted to really see if asian dudes really have tiny penises!"
 
SmitetheRighteous
2006-04-15 11:58:47 PM
Reminds me of the current Penny Arcade strip.
 
EmmaLou [TotalFark]
2006-04-16 12:00:48 AM
I read that as "diseased."
 
JFarker
2006-04-16 12:01:54 AM
That reminds me of Ocean's 11/12.
 
UVbLue
2006-04-16 12:01:55 AM
www.futuretrend.co.uk

unavailable for comment?
 
GungFu
2006-04-16 12:01:57 AM
Detective Inspector Bernie Hollewand said police had not established whether the killing was gang-related.

"Not that we're aware of at the moment, we're trying to look into that," he said. "They (the gangs) don't publish membership lists."


Hehe. I found his last sentence amusing.

I picture someone like Humphrey Bogart saying it to some dumbfark journalist.
 
Cali_Man
2006-04-16 12:02:15 AM
images.china.cn

\No longer wanted for questioning?
 
Cali_Man
2006-04-16 12:03:22 AM
UVbLue beat me to it
 
ImTheGreenFairy
2006-04-16 12:03:23 AM
"They (the gangs) don't publish membership lists."
Whew! Well that's a relief.
 
lsc78
2006-04-16 12:09:14 AM
Man, i am glad im not Chinese.
 
Jument
2006-04-16 12:11:42 AM
Hollewand said the man they believed was the deceased had lived at several addresses in Auckland - flatting and in a homestay.

What does this mean in English?

/not that it matters, just curious
 
HickPrincess
2006-04-16 12:14:20 AM
Flatting = renting a flat (apartment)
Homestay = living with a local person or family
 
Rogh-sensei
2006-04-16 12:14:36 AM
Thread over, Peaceboy wins.
/applause
 
Rich-Hobo
2006-04-16 12:14:47 AM
it's definitely A or B.....

\Hooked on Phoneixs roxs!
\I suck at spelling..
 
Take a whiff of my pant leg baby
2006-04-16 12:16:17 AM
He was 166cm - that's about 5'5". Is that small?

I'm 5'10", but I've met dozens of guys no taller than me who claim to be 6 foot. What's up with that? Is it a small dick thing?

My buddy Josh is 5'1". Now he's small, and unabashedly unashamed of it.
 
darobsta
2006-04-16 12:16:42 AM
Jument

- to flat (v.): to live in a flat (usually a house shared by multiple young people)
- in a homestay (adj.): to live in a house with a family, quite common for international students
 
picodenico
2006-04-16 12:19:35 AM
Peaceboy

That may be the best comment I've ever seen in a Fark thread.

Simply great.
 
Jument
2006-04-16 12:21:29 AM
That makes sense, thanks guys. That is official the "Thing I Learned Today" (counts as Two Things, even!)
 
Larva Lump
2006-04-16 12:34:04 AM
Well, this certainly changes the way I'll think about Chinese take-out.
 
VoterApathy
2006-04-16 12:35:11 AM
CarrionLuggage should be all over this thread.
 
kirkrichards
2006-04-16 12:36:00 AM
Peaceboy mmmmmmmmm thats good comedy
 
Eric the Half Bee
2006-04-16 12:50:46 AM
Peaceboy made all other comments in this thread obsolete.

/Including this one
 
some_dude_named_earl
2006-04-16 12:59:41 AM
Peaceboy and Larva Lump
best posts I've seen in a while, my sides hurtand both of you owe me a new keyboard.
/chinese take out in my area actually has a dinner called "sam get dai"
//was his name sam?
 
Canadian Canuck
2006-04-16 01:07:01 AM
Peaceboy

Brilliant.
 
Bacontastesgood
2006-04-16 01:40:12 AM
The body had multiple injuries sustained within 24 hours of its discovery. The man was dead before being put in the suitcase.

So were the 'injuries' leading to the death of 'the body'? Can a corpse sustain injuries? We don't know, because this article was written by a moran.
 
KrustAsian
2006-04-16 01:51:22 AM
Take a whiff of my pant leg baby

He was 166cm - that's about 5'5". Is that small?

My buddy Josh is 5'1". Now he's small, and unabashedly unashamed of it.

You're right, but then again Fark is full of ignorant crackers who know nothing about Asians except for the word "bukkake", and anything "Asian" is automatically "small."

Yeah, just ask this guy, he's a virtual small fry, right?

www.schwimmerlegal.com
 
NZ Bad Girl
2006-04-16 02:02:11 AM
Ah... woot for New Zealand?
 
NZ Bad Girl
2006-04-16 02:07:08 AM
They just named him, but I wasn't really listening.
 
Urvan
2006-04-16 02:56:48 AM
KrustAsian:Yeah, just ask this guy, he's a virtual small fry, right?

Yao Ming is practically falling off the right edge of the curve in terms of heights amongst Asian people. Tallness is not exactly a common Asian physical quality.

\I should know, I'm Chinese myself.
 
AuthorityPR0BLEM
2006-04-16 03:02:33 AM
Awesome headline. Awesome posts. My faith in Fark is restored.

/my faith in slashies never falters
 
Moonbat [TotalFark]
2006-04-16 03:59:13 AM
Could have been just a trunk.

// No, it was a suitcase.
 
serutan
2006-04-16 04:03:25 AM
Name the one thing not usually found in a suitcase: a) Pants b) Long sleeved shirt c) One small deceased asian man

Depends. What's the weather like where we're going?
 
Wulfhardt
2006-04-16 04:06:03 AM
KrustAsian:
Fark is full of ignorant crackers

Welcome to the club, zipperhead.
 
G2V
2006-04-16 04:10:01 AM
*checks suitcase*

Huh. Okay, you got me, which one?
 
Nentuaby
2006-04-16 04:32:59 AM
To be fair, Yao is off the charts for the entire human race. I think the bit about smallness comes from him, ya know, fitting in a piece of luggage.
 
strangeguitar
2006-04-16 01:08:52 PM
Peaceboy is my Easter hero.
/Step aside, Jebus.
 
shillCrowbar
2006-04-16 01:29:31 PM
Peaceboy

img368.imageshack.us
 
danduran
2006-04-16 06:10:58 PM
lunaspark.muzic.net.nz
 
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