I bet that was a first for the police sketch artist.

Awesome

I cant help it, Boobies

THe Michelin Man killer struck agaiN!!! the madness must end!

noooooooooooooooo

So how do you mistake Cadillacs, Lincolns and Oldsmobiles from three separate decades, but pin down exactly what type of wheel they had?

TypicalRonnie: Thanks for playing.

NC State sucks.

I'm surprised. I was expecting a whitewall tire.

"The vehicle's description was similar to what witnesses reported as a tan, late 1960s, '70s or '80s Cadillac, Lincoln or Oldsmobile four-door sedan with dark-tinted windows and shiny, oversized rims and low-profile tires, authorities said."

Yeah... that narrows it down a lil

From TFA The vehicle's description was similar to what witnesses reported as a tan, late 1960s, '70s or '80s Cadillac, Lincoln or Oldsmobile four-door sedan with dark-tinted windows and shiny, oversized rims and low-profile tires, authorities said

They called it the 'stereotype mobile'

likelyculprit: You might not want to attract too much attention with that login name. Sooner or later somebody's going to figure out that a tire can't shoot anybody.

That'll teach Hodge to tread lightly...

wow J.Garcia... it's like harmonic convergence or sumpin'

Suspect needs to die in a tire.

/couldn't help it, I read headline as fire

this sounds like a case of someone knows who did it but can't rat them out, so they told the police exactly what kinda rim's they had? hoping some other person living in the ghetto rats them out?

Do we have an extradition treaty with Stongbadia?

"The shooter was described as either a black male, a white male, a robot, jesus christ, or a man-ape."

rims or rim's?, yea fark off, i was always good at math and science, the grammar part of my brain just doesn't work... i never understood it either.

Population...tiiiiiiiiiirrrreeeeeee.

Biscuit-Hands-Man unavailable for comment...

He looks black to me.

THEY SPINNIN'!!!

Golf-clap to the sub, it made me smiles anyway...

Yeah, but it definitely wasn't an early '60's Cadillac...

Hey I know that guy,!!! he lives on my street.

/The tire that is
//slashie!!

Was he shot from three-point range?

I can't believe it.

"I saw the whole thing!"
"What happened"
"Well, the car had sweet rims. really sweet rims. i'm talking, like DAYUMN sweet rims."
"Thants nice, what kind was it?
"Huh?"

Wanted for questioning

Crazy coincidence J.C.

Mmmm. A tan, late 1960s, '70s or '80s Cadillac, Lincoln or Oldsmobile four-door sedan with dark-tinted windows and shiny, oversized rims and low-profile tires.

You sure it couldn't have been an early 70's 80's, or 90's?

Fool_Marquis: that's exactly what I was picturing too.

I'm curious why they'd even bother publishing that description. I could find 5 vehicles that fit it at any gas station downtown, any time after 12:30am, especially on Friday. Of course, with all the money that's been spent on paint, hydraulics, window tint, shiny rims and 79-inch speakers I doubt any of the engines or transmissions would make it from New York to Denver in one piece.

Guess it's time to unpimp the auto.

"What was she doing putting her face near tires?"
"No no no, this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary."

/Am I the only one who thought of Dane Cook?

ITS A TRAP!

iam...

Get that woman a sammich!

It's funny to me how you can get shot in the legs 3 times, and then come back in "two to three weeks."

Yet Aubrey Huff's "left knee sprain" will keep him out for "four to six weeks."

I dunno, I just work here...

You shot Julius! You B*st*rds!

/NC State Alumna

They spinnin' flubby they spinnaannnn!!!

/considerin toaster casemod now.

Colorado is home to Fat Tire Beer, I bet if they check the brewery that is where the perps are hiding out.

The humor is so much better when it begins as confusion.

Thanks, submitter.

/too early

Who is Julias Hodge? Who are the Denver Nuggets? Is that a strip club? Did they kill Julias? If not, why not? Were they that bad a shot? Why did they release a picture of a wheel on a crack dealer's ride?

2006-04-13 10:48:21 AM Anfony20

What was Julius Hodge doing going near tires? No no no.. this tire hunted Hodge down. This tire (tried to) murder Hodge. This tire wasn't farking around, as we like to say. This tire was out for vengence.

/That's the first thing I thought of, even before I cliked the link.
//There can only be one Highlander! Tires cannot defeat me!
///Help me, I'm bored.